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Funny story: Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Obama Apologizes for Pig Lipstick Remark

Barack Obama expressed "sincere regret" today over his controversial remark about putting lipstick on a pig. After substantial criticism that his joke was an inappropriate statement about Sarah Palin, Obama explained that he "never intended to offend...

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Funny story: Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers

Harvest Moon UFO appears over Chequers

London - (Ass Mess): A blood-red hammer and sickle-emblazoned UFO has been seen circling PM Gorgon Brown's weekend retreat of Chequers against the awesome backdrop of the full Harvest Moon. The craft's appearance coincided with the weekend visit o...

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Funny story: Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...

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Funny story: Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

After only a week or so under the magnifying glass of US political media scrutiny, Ice Princess Palin has decided to that Hillary Clinton would be the best VPilf: "Clinton clearly would be the better choice. She's smarter, savvy-er and has actu...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Washington - After a hard day of campaigning Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin likes to curl up at home, take a hot bath and play with her pussy. "Its so soft and cuddly, I like to pet it, its sooooooo nice!" "I like to stroke it under i...

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Funny story: Ice Princess Palin Permanently Froze Nowhere Bay to Make Bridge as Obsolete as John McCain!

Ice Princess Palin Permanently Froze Nowhere Bay to Make Bridge as Obsolete as John McCain!

Science or magic? You decide! But Ice Princess Sarah Palin managed to create a deep freeze in the Nowhere Bay that Alaskans hoped Americans would spend billions to bridge. True believers from an ancient Russian religious cult that worships Palin have...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...

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Funny story: That Bridge To Nowhere

That Bridge To Nowhere

One of Sarah Palin's top aides has stated that Mrs. Palin is tired of all the publicity that the story about "The Bridge To Nowhere" has generated. It is of course a fact that at first Governor Palin supported the $398 million dollar project, but she...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin a 'Lovechild'?

Sarah Palin a 'Lovechild'?

Sarah Palin, the recently chosen VP pick for John McCain has been rumored to be the lovechild of none other than McCain himself. Once word started to go around, the presidential candidate spoke. "It was something that ruined my first marriage. My...

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Funny story: Good Moose Hunting

Good Moose Hunting

Sarah Palin, Vice President of the future has asked the Oscar winning screenwriters Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to write a hit block-busting film for her. The film, provisionally titled 'Good Moose Hunting' will feature Palin, comedy legend Billy C...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Vice Investigation

Sarah Palin Vice Investigation

Presidential running mate Sarah Palin has until Wednesday to decide which Vice she will be President of, it has been revealed. Top secret talks held at the Watergate Hotel have shown that Palin, the self described Pit-bull with Lipstick has yet to...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Sarah Palin Make Beautiful Music Together

Paul McCartney and Sarah Palin Make Beautiful Music Together

News has reached us that Paul McCartney is to re-record his worst song, The Frog Chorus with Sarah Palin. The mulit-talented Musician and Songwriter, McCartney, famed for his work with a band in the 1960's told us: 'Yes, it is true. I felt it was...

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Funny story: Did Sarah Palin Shoot a Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Did Sarah Palin Shoot a Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Did Sarah Palin shoot a certain red-nosed reindeer? Is this causing Christmas to be cancelled due to Santa being unable to guide his sleigh and being broken up at the killing of his beloved differently-abled pet? Rumors swirl that the reindeer was...

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Funny story: Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

"Matt Damon is voting for Matt Damon because Matt Damon knows who Matt Damon is." With those words, actor Matt Damon launched his presidential campaign. Damon, considered by many to be not only the world's finest actor, but also its greatest polit...

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Funny story: New Dirt In World's Longest Political Race

New Dirt In World's Longest Political Race

The 2008 Presidential campaign droned on today with more, yes more, shocking personal revelations and allegations. The Longest Presidential Election Ever, which began sometime in the early 21st century, is also The Most Annoying Presidential Campaig...

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Funny story: Palin's Abusive Wild Animal Record: Aerial Hunting?

Palin's Abusive Wild Animal Record: Aerial Hunting?

According to the Wildlife International Members and Protectors Fund (WIMPF) of the "Wild Animals Can't be Killed Ollie" Society (WACKOS) their new television ad about Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her meany record on aerial hunting of w...

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Funny story: Charlie Gibson Calls Sarah Palin a Republicunt!

Charlie Gibson Calls Sarah Palin a Republicunt!

It started with frustration in the famous nice guy interviewer's voice. Then a kind of nervous toe tapping that resembled the Larry Craig Morse Code Bathroom Waltz. On to questions asked over and over again after vague and redundant non-answers.

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