Showing:

Funny satire stories about Manchester United

Try another search?

Funny story: Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

Hull City Shirt Voted Most Fashionable Of All Time, Ever

A shirt worn by the Hull City team during their unsuccessful 1992-93 season has been voted the most fashionable and visually-pleasing ever by football fans.

Read full story
Funny story: Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

Read full story
Funny story: Chelsea - Nearly There!

Chelsea - Nearly There!

Chelsea, will be crowned Premier League Champions, if they can manage a win at Anfield on Sunday, against a Liverpool side as weak as ever. Chelsea Fans are Hoping for another 4-1 brace...

Read full story
Funny story: Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

Beckham Hailed As Messiah In LA

David Beckham scored his first LA Galaxy goal on Wednesday against DC United, and was immediately hailed not only as the club's Saviour but, indeed, the new 'Messiah&...

Read full story
Funny story: Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester United Sign Foetus

Manchester United Sign Foetus

Manchester United yesterday signed an unborn baby on a thirty-year contract worth £80,000 a week.

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester United Try To Sign New Improved 4-Year-Old Beckham

Manchester United Try To Sign New Improved 4-Year-Old Beckham

After a report on The Spoof over the weekend that David Beckham has, through jet lag, been regressed to the state of a 4-year-old, it has now emerged that Manchester United have approached LA...

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

Read full story
Funny story: Fortune Favours the Braves

Fortune Favours the Braves

FORMER Manchester United star Quinton Fortune last night stunned the sporting world by turning his back on football to sign a deal with Major League baseball side the Atlanta Braves.

Read full story
Funny story: Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Today in Manchester sales of man sized tissues has risen by over 500 percent.

Read full story
Funny story: Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho has finally given the green light to the transfer of Dutch whinger Arjen Robbing to Real Madrid or whoever else will have him, after yesterday's Community Shield deb...

Read full story
Funny story: Man U in Community Shield Herpes Scare

Man U in Community Shield Herpes Scare

WEMBLEY (Heewack News Network) -- The entire Manchester United football team has been quarantined following a massive herpes outbreak caused when an unnamed infected player kissed the Community Shield following the team's victory over Chelsea FC.

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester United Signs Fetus Still in Womb

Manchester United Signs Fetus Still in Womb

MANCHESTER, England (Heewack News Network) -- Manchester United continued its flurry of off-season activity by announcing it had signed Fetus McCLetus, the soon-to-be son of Mary and Kenneth McCletus of Woking.

Read full story
Funny story: Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

Chelsea Supporters Write New Chant for Manchester United

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- A new season approaches for the English Premier League--and for Chelsea FC supporters, a change of heart and best wishes to their good friends at Manchester United.

Read full story
Funny story: Manchester United Players Attacked By Chinese Chelsea Fans

Manchester United Players Attacked By Chinese Chelsea Fans

Manchester United players taking part in a training session during their pre-season tour of the Far East, were the victims of, what has been described by manager Sir Alice Ferguson as, an attack by...

Read full story
Funny story: FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA, world football's governing body, has now decided that it may not be able to intervene in the Carlos Tevez transfer saga, reversing last week's statement that it would act swiftly to bring the matter to...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more