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Funny story: Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

Bill Clinton Pens Crossword Puzzle

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...

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Funny story: Senator Barack Obama to Officially Change Name

Senator Barack Obama to Officially Change Name

In a bold attempt to further increase his chances in his bid for the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominations, Senator Barack Obama announced plans to change his name in time for the first presidential primary.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Comes Clean

Bill Clinton Comes Clean

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, when former president Clinton was asked, "When is the last time you slept with Hillary," He immediately replied, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."...

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Funny story: NSA Intercept Reveals 9/11 Was Work of Hillary Clinton

NSA Intercept Reveals 9/11 Was Work of Hillary Clinton

The transmission below was intercepted by the NSA shortly before the release of Ann Coulter's 2003 book, "Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism."...

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Funny story: Watergate's Bernstein slams Hillary as deluded liar

Watergate's Bernstein slams Hillary as deluded liar

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Hillary Clinton's public image is set to be shredded in a new biography by celebrated Watergate expose journo Carl Bernstein.

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Funny story: Hillary announces new plan for Law Enforcement

Hillary announces new plan for Law Enforcement

In New York today, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton proposed her new police force to be created if she wins the upcoming Presidential election.

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Funny story: Obama Preparing for Attack by Hillary Clinton

Obama Preparing for Attack by Hillary Clinton

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Barack Hussein Obama Junior is preparing for an attack by U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. Hillary announced that she was going to do more high dollar fund raisers, especially for those contributors who can pony up the maximum $4...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Ever Changing Accent

Hillary Clinton's Ever Changing Accent

Just days after adopting a southern drawl for a political rally at a black church, Sen. Hillary Clinton today appeared to take on a "gangsta rap" dialect when speaking to a Snoop Dog convention in Compton, CA.

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Funny story: Hillary Teaches Kids to Sue Parents

Hillary Teaches Kids to Sue Parents

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Hillary Clinton took time out from her election campaign and stopped at a grade school to instruct children on how to sue their parents.

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Funny story: Former President Clinton to be Named Ambassador of Love

Former President Clinton to be Named Ambassador of Love

Revere MA - (Rooters): Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has said that if elected to the White House, she will name her husband the first ever Ambassador of Love. In part, his job would entail much globetrotting, carousing, and participation in flash mo...

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Funny story: Clinton role for husband as ambassador: Iraq or London?

Clinton role for husband as ambassador: Iraq or London?

Washington DC - (Rotters): Hillary Clinton has promised that when she is elected as the 44th President of the United States her husband Bill will be given one of two top diplomatic posts to bolster her Administration: ambassador to Iraq or ambassado...

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Funny story: Gonzales faces tough questions on Hillary Clinton

Gonzales faces tough questions on Hillary Clinton

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Bush Administration's Asshole General faces some tough quesitons from the Senate Interrogation Comittee this week after he ran out of excuses for delaying his testimony any further despite some lucky personal break...

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Funny story: Judge Seidlin says Hillary DNA tests positive as Larry Birkhead's birth mother

Judge Seidlin says Hillary DNA tests positive as Larry Birkhead's birth mother

Florida - (Ass Mess): Florida Judge Larry Seidlin says recent DNA tests have confirmed that Larry Birkhead, father of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn, is Hillary Cliton's son.

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Funny story: Hillary to recruit Gere for new campaign assault

Hillary to recruit Gere for new campaign assault

Washington DC - (Ass mess): Impressed at Richard Gere's ratings jump following his public 'True Lies' tango-esuqe grope of Shilpa Shetty in New Delhi, Hillary Clinton is putting out feelers to recruit the Hollywood actor to do for her wha...

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Funny story: Political Disease Competition Heats Up

Political Disease Competition Heats Up

The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...

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Funny story: Extreme Makeover: Hillary Clinton = 'ALL American' Candidate

Extreme Makeover: Hillary Clinton = 'ALL American' Candidate

Elk Droppings, MT (TheSpoof.com) - Here's the straight poop right from the scoop! Well into 'her' cross-country whirlwind tour-de-farce democratic presidential candidacy campaign, Hillary 'Remember Bill' Clinton m...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Hillary Clinton Considers Having Extramarital Affair

Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says Hillary Clinton is considering having an extramarital affair.

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