Barack Obama today announced his support for a $50/hour minimum wage, as the competition among Democrats heats up for the Presidency.
Below are some reasons why Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Presidential Election:...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - Hillary has sparked off a campaign to have people choose her campaign song for her.
The Hillary Clinton campaign announced today that the Senator is changing her first name from Hillary (with two Ls) to Hilary (with one L). Speaking this morning at a press conference, campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle explained that this change emp...
Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.
Washington - (Ass Mess): A voodoo doll of Hillary Clinton has been rejected by US shoppers as 'not nearly scary enough' after being launched last week complete with a book of incantations and a packet of pins.
The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...
In a bold attempt to further increase his chances in his bid for the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominations, Senator Barack Obama announced plans to change his name in time for the first presidential primary.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, when former president Clinton was asked, "When is the last time you slept with Hillary," He immediately replied, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."...
The transmission below was intercepted by the NSA shortly before the release of Ann Coulter's 2003 book, "Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism."...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Hillary Clinton's public image is set to be shredded in a new biography by celebrated Watergate expose journo Carl Bernstein.
In New York today, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton proposed her new police force to be created if she wins the upcoming Presidential election.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Barack Hussein Obama Junior is preparing for an attack by U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. Hillary announced that she was going to do more high dollar fund raisers, especially for those contributors who can pony up the maximum $4...
Just days after adopting a southern drawl for a political rally at a black church, Sen. Hillary Clinton today appeared to take on a "gangsta rap" dialect when speaking to a Snoop Dog convention in Compton, CA.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Hillary Clinton took time out from her election campaign and stopped at a grade school to instruct children on how to sue their parents.
Revere MA - (Rooters): Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has said that if elected to the White House, she will name her husband the first ever Ambassador of Love. In part, his job would entail much globetrotting, carousing, and participation in flash mo...
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