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Funny story: Pub landlady Marian Curly loses football court case

Pub landlady Marian Curly loses football court case

The English Premier League has won their court fight with Pub landlady Marian Curly over selling the Greek Beer 'Sky' at Premier League games. They have spent nearly £8,000,000.00 in fines and costs for selling Greek beer and Ouzo cheaper than the...

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Funny story: Chelsea Footballer Punches Seven Year Old Mascot

Chelsea Footballer Punches Seven Year Old Mascot

World class philanderer and occassional footballer, Jon Terence, became embroiled in yet another controversy yesterday after punching a seven year old mascot in the face. The match between Chelsea and Liverpool had to be delayed because of a poten...

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Funny story: Ex Footballer arrested over scrap metal

Ex Footballer arrested over scrap metal

Ex Liverpool defender Tommy Smith has been arrested by Police after and charged with selling scrap metal to an auction house. Smith who broke many ankles in his long career for Liverpool was believed to have made more than £137,000 in the deal.

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Funny story: Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points. A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...

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Funny story: Mario Balotelli reveals lack of goal celebration v Porto in Europa League.

Mario Balotelli reveals lack of goal celebration v Porto in Europa League.

Wacky Italian footballer Mario Balotelli today stole the show at the press conference for the Man City v Porto Europa League second leg. In a performance of Cantona-esque proportions he explained his refusal to celebrate the crucial goal in the fi...

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Funny story: West Ham To Win

West Ham To Win

A meeting at Upton Park for Football supporters has decided West Ham will lead the Championship at the end of the year. This all embracing meeting did not invite fans from Southampton, Birmingham or Reading because their views did not coincide wit...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish Apologises For Earlier Apology

Kenny Dalglish Apologises For Earlier Apology

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has said in a moving statement on the club's website that he regrets apologising for his after-match reaction in the Luis Suarez 'racial abuse' case, and now stands by his earlier statement when he claimed that he was...

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Funny story: Fred the Shred Offers to Buy Rangers

Fred the Shred Offers to Buy Rangers

Irresponsible Scots financier Fred Goodwin has lodged a bid with the club's administrators to buy Rangers. Fred, formerly Sir Fred, said in his shed that he had the funds to rescue the popular Unionist outfit from their current malaise. "I have -...

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Funny story: Arsenal have 10 points deducted for refusing to play football!

Arsenal have 10 points deducted for refusing to play football!

Arsenal's problems have been exacerbated even further by the FA. They have had their Premier league points tally reduced by 10 points (dix points in French) because the FA decided to penalise them for not playing football, not showing up at the races...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp promised fans yesterday that if he becomes the next England manager he will be inspecting the balls to be used for England's matches personally to ensure they are the same round shape as was used when England won the World Cup in 1966.

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Funny story: South American footy mafia infiltrating English game!

South American footy mafia infiltrating English game!

South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course. But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...

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Funny story: Pierluigi Collina parachuted in for secret FA talks

Pierluigi Collina parachuted in for secret FA talks

London - Of course, bagging the top England job would mean the retired Italian refereeing ace having to give up a reported $2 million per annum Japanese TV job advertising frozen takoyaki** products. "But hey, the FA gotta mucha better multi-milli...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss To Apologise To Kenny Dalglish

Manchester United Boss To Apologise To Kenny Dalglish

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is to say sorry to his Liverpool counterpart Kenny Dalglish after scolding him badly last weekend over his apparent protection of Anfield striker Luis Suarez. Ferguson said after the game at Old Trafford...

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Funny story: Redknapp in Tevez fear

Redknapp in Tevez fear

Fears have arisen today about what would happen if Harry Redknapp, self confessed "ungreediest man in Britain" should encounter his arch nemesis and the most lazy and greediest bastard alive , Carlos Tevez, in the confines of a football stadium.

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson shows first signs of dementia!

Sir Alex Ferguson shows first signs of dementia!

Manchester United's manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, 70, has shown his first signs of dementia by claiming that Manchester is nearer Barcelona than Madrid! This astonishing geographical error is proof that the 70 year-old Scot should actually have b...

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Funny story: Tevez: Roberto Mancini treated me like a dog

Tevez: Roberto Mancini treated me like a dog

CARLOS TEVEZ has accused Roberto Mancini of treating him 'like a dog' and branded the Manchester City boss 'a liar'. The Argentine returns to City today after three months on strike. He blasted Mancini as he recalled the Champions League game v Ba...

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Funny story: Liverpool's Luis Suarez Is 'Sorryish' About Patrice Evra Farce

Liverpool's Luis Suarez Is 'Sorryish' About Patrice Evra Farce

Luis Suarez, the Liverpool striker at the centre of the racist abuse/non-handshake/lack of suitable, meaningful apology scandal, has said in a statement today that he is "sorryish" about the whole affair, and wishes it would all go away. Suarez, 2...

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