Washington, DC -- In an historic first, the Devil has declined to throw his support behind either candidate for US President, declaring that both contenders "are hell-bent on creating chaos without any help from me." "That makes it impossible to c...
AUSTIN - Willie Nelson has been strumming his guitar now for over 50 years and at 79, he is considered to be the Granddaddy of Country Music. Nelson, who has had more ups and downs than Pamela Anderson's underwear, says that the rough times that h...
DANVILLE, Kentucky - In one of the liveliest Vice-Presidential Debates in the history of Vice-Presidential Debates there was really no clear cut victor between Vice-President Joe Biden and non-vice-president Paul Ryan. The national political publi...
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Fox News' most prominent spinning machine, Sean Hannity, astounded his worshippers last night when he issued a grovelling apology on his daily propaganda juggernaut. The apology? No, it wasn't for his concerted efforts to smear President Obama...
In the face of criticism from the United Nations regarding the ongoing United States drone program in Pakistan, President Obama held a video press conference to reassure the Pakistani people, many of whom are reportedly too terrified to go about thei...
New York - Lawyers in a probate case before the New York courts have reported fears that the President's 'open door' policy towards vagrants, nomadics and other itinerant undesirables could blight Fifth Avenue's multi-million dollar condominiums.
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has blasted the Obama administration over it's foreign policy and called for a change of direction. One Direction perhaps? Perhaps not. He claimed Obama's stance on the Middle East was sending out the wrong messa...
Hearing the news that MSNBC's Chris Mathews and Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer would moderate the next two presidential debates, Mitt Romney keeled over in faint. Revived with a dose of smelling salts, he announced that he just had a bad dream. Rinse...
Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...
Let me see if I got this straight: We have a national election going on. Only two guys are really running in it. Both are spending obscene amounts of money to campaign for it. Mostly other people's money. Both are putting the other one down. Constantly. Both are making promises they can't keep. Both have to kowtow to what the public wants. Both have to go along with what their party...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters Tournament, announced today that they would admit President Barack Hussein Obama into their hallowed club, making him the first black Muslim allowed to travel down Magnolia Lane and...
Considering good guy Jim Lehrer's failed attempt to moderate last night's Presidential Debate, my friend Walter offers the following suggestion: After the introduction at each Presidential / Vice Presidential debate, where the moderator, hereafter called the Ref, advises viewers as to the format and rules of the debate; the Ref should personally instruct the debaters one last time as follows:...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Last night, outlined against a somber blue-grey October sky in Denver, Colorado, Mitt Romney brought back images of Pestilence as he exterminated the rodent-like Barack Obama during the fateful debate witnessed by 50 million part...
Shortly after the presidential debate on Thursday, William H. Thorndike, adviser to the president, admits he was shocked when he overheard President Obama state, "Hey, I like what the guy said, he made sense to me, Romney has got my vote, I only hope...
DENVER - Well the first presidential debate of 2012 is now in the history books and it proved to be as exciting as listening to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter talk about beauty tips. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine stated that both...
ORGAN CAVE WV - An amazing, and controversial, discovery was revealed inside a West Virginia cave this morning. A press pool was allowed to view and photograph a series of ten cave paintings that were discovered recently. Two paintings seem to be p...
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