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Funny story: Suggestion for Giving Debate Instructions to Presidential Candidates

Suggestion for Giving Debate Instructions to Presidential Candidates

Considering good guy Jim Lehrer's failed attempt to moderate last night's Presidential Debate, my friend Walter offers the following suggestion: After the introduction at each Presidential / Vice Presidential debate, where the moderator, hereafter called the Ref, advises viewers as to the format and rules of the debate; the Ref should personally instruct the debaters one last time as follows:...

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Funny story: Apocalyptic Ending To Obama: Bobble-Headed Black Champion Defeated

Apocalyptic Ending To Obama: Bobble-Headed Black Champion Defeated

BILLINGSGATE POST - Last night, outlined against a somber blue-grey October sky in Denver, Colorado, Mitt Romney brought back images of Pestilence as he exterminated the rodent-like Barack Obama during the fateful debate witnessed by 50 million part...

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Funny story: Obama likes Romney

Obama likes Romney

Shortly after the presidential debate on Thursday, William H. Thorndike, adviser to the president, admits he was shocked when he overheard President Obama state, "Hey, I like what the guy said, he made sense to me, Romney has got my vote, I only hope...

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Funny story: The Presidential Debate: The President and Romney Could Have Phoned It In

The Presidential Debate: The President and Romney Could Have Phoned It In

DENVER - Well the first presidential debate of 2012 is now in the history books and it proved to be as exciting as listening to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter talk about beauty tips. Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine stated that both...

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Funny story: "King Obama" fortold in just discovered cave paintings

"King Obama" fortold in just discovered cave paintings

ORGAN CAVE WV - An amazing, and controversial, discovery was revealed inside a West Virginia cave this morning. A press pool was allowed to view and photograph a series of ten cave paintings that were discovered recently. Two paintings seem to be p...

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Funny story: Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop

Obama and Romney Finally Agree: The President Won't Use a Teleprompter and Romney Won't Flip-Flop

DENVER - The first Presidential Debate between President Obama and non-president Mitt Romney will be held in The Mile High City. The debate will be moderated by Jim Lehrer, a man who should have changed his last name a long, long time ago. Lehr...

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Funny story: "Everything Is A Liberal Conspiracy" Claims Sean Hannity

"Everything Is A Liberal Conspiracy" Claims Sean Hannity

The most fair and balanced person on Fox News has delivered an astonishing verbal volley towards the mainstream media and liberal pollsters. In his latest rant on his daily conservative propaganda juggernaut, Sean "Fairness Personified" Hannity, r...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Fears He Will Implode During The Debate

Mitt Romney Fears He Will Implode During The Debate

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada - Mitt Romney was in Winnemucca, the town that the Paiute Indians named and which means place where bison frolick with wild stallions and look silly as the dickens. "Old Mittens" confided to his GOP campaign spokesperson Cooter...

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Funny story: Obama Plan to Extend Mayan Calander - Approval by Drop Dead Date Doubtful

Obama Plan to Extend Mayan Calander - Approval by Drop Dead Date Doubtful

Washington, D.C. - The Obama administration announced today, that the President has submitted a plan to Congress that would require the GPO (Gov. Printing Office), to revise and extend the Mayan calendar for at least one year. With the Congress...

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Funny story: Romney employs Anti-Fall measures

Romney employs Anti-Fall measures

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has started to take Anti-Fall measures as the Presidential campaign enters its final few weeks. In the past falling over in public has cost GOP candidates dearly in the polls. Most notably was the cam...

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Funny story: Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

Romney shocker: 'I was paid by the DNC to make stupid statements!'

ORLANDO FL (ABSNN) - Only days before the first scheduled Presidential debate, Mitt Romney stunned the nation this morning when he admitted that he was "a paid employee of the Democratic National Committee." "It is true; I am a shill for the Obama...

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Funny story: Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...

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Funny story: Iran news agency falls for Obama Spoof

Iran news agency falls for Obama Spoof

Iran - The Tehran Aintgottaprayer.con News Agency is in hot water tonight after falling for a Spoof story that the 'Muslim President' of the United States is taking a second wife. The agency syndicated the Spoof article claiming a wealthy US phil...

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Funny story: Chicken Lips, My Ass! Says First Lady

Chicken Lips, My Ass! Says First Lady

BILLINGSGATE POST - SPECIAL EDITION - Due to the number and content of the letters responding to yesterday's article titled "President Obama Diagnosed With Terminal Chicken Lips," BILLINGSGATE POST will dedicate today's article to publishing letters from irate readers and the responses to them: Dear Dr. Billingsgate: Chicken lips, my ass! How can you insinuate that Barack has chicken lips?...

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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

Aishwarya Rai To Host A Fundraiser For President Obama

MUMBAI, India - The woman who was voted Miss World in 1994, and is still considered by many to be one of the most beautiful women on Earth has stated that she wholeheartedly supports President Obama. Miss Rai spoke with India's Taj Mahal News Agen...

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Funny story: Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

Madonna: 'It's ironic the President is a Black Muslim'

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - Aging (badly) pop singer Madonna endorsed President Barack Obama for a second term in the Whitehouse during a concert on Monday. She said "it was cool (having) a Black Muslim as President." She said that "there is hope f...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney wants open windows on Presidential plane: sucker!

Mitt Romney wants open windows on Presidential plane: sucker!

Presidential candidate and general "gaffer", Mitt Romney, has told the world that if he wins the election he will have windows that open built in the Presidential plane and his first passenger will be Barack Obama; that sucks! Mitt feels that all...

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