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Funny story: Woman's knickers fall down as she bends to pick up electric Zither

Woman's knickers fall down as she bends to pick up electric Zither

Mrs Elizabeth Merryweather, 82 shocked locals today with a display of extreme graphic nudity in front of the Country Union of Novelty Tambourines and Zithers (or C.U.N.T.Z - for short) annual convention.

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Funny story: Finalized Guidelines For Upcoming Tax Rebates Revealed

Finalized Guidelines For Upcoming Tax Rebates Revealed

The Bush Administration has reached an agreement with the Senate and the House of Representatives on the proposed "stimulate the ecomony" tax rebates. The rebates, to be issued in May by the IRS, are designed to keep the United States from...

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Funny story: Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

Mysterious Martian Discovered in NASA Photograph

This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he will run...

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Funny story: Peter Hain Awarded New Post in the Department for Misplaced Confidence

Peter Hain Awarded New Post in the Department for Misplaced Confidence

Peter Hain, the disgraced former Secretary for Work & Pensions, and for Wales, is no longer a disgrace, according to PM Gordon Brown, and has been selected for a post at the new Department fo...

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Funny story: Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Actor Glenn Ford Endorses Ron Paul

Straight talking actor Glenn Ford today endorsed Rep. Ron Paul's bid for the Republican Party's presidential nomination.

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Funny story: Mr. Washington goes to Smith

Mr. Washington goes to Smith

College dropout and unabashed low-achiever Elton Washington announced to family and friends on Thursday that he planned to enter Smith Nursing School next year.

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Funny story: Heath Ledger Murder Rumors Unfounded

Heath Ledger Murder Rumors Unfounded

Heath Ledger was found dead in New York City (sometimes referred to as Gotham). Rumors that this was a murder carried out by Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, and Mark Hamill have not been substantiated, according to local police.

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Funny story: Texas to Begin Testing High School Athletes for Steroids

Texas to Begin Testing High School Athletes for Steroids

The state of Texas will begin testing student athletes at the high school level for performance enhancing drugs (including steroids) beginning in February. This comes into effect due to a near unanimous vote by the state legislature to reduce drug u...

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Funny story: Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

Belgian Prostitutes have to pay for sex

The normally quaint small country town of Bolloux (the 'x' is silent) in Belgium has entered the international news spotlight after reports that so desperate are its indigenous prostitute population that they have res...

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Funny story: Crazy W proclaims Dollar Value Days!

Crazy W proclaims Dollar Value Days!

Fort Knox, KY - Standing on pallets of $100 bills, Salesman-in-Chief George W Bush announced "Dollar Value Days At The U.S. Treasury".

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Funny story: Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Bill Oddie and Paparazzi to Blame for Aircrash at Heathrow

Civil Aviation Aircraft Crash Investigators have been closely examining the wreckage of the Boeing 777 airliner which crashed last week narrowly missing 6 lanes of traffic and yet with no fatalities. British airways were quick to preserve the integri...

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Funny story: Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

Scandal Over X-Rated Postman Pat

The latest series of Postman Pat has caused massive controversy over its adult content. Mothers and fathers have expressed their 'concern' at the level of explicit sex scenes, hardcore swearing and excessive drug taking.

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Funny story: Universities ordered to stop extreme-sports students

Universities ordered to stop extreme-sports students

Reacting to alarming evidence that Britain's universities are becoming a recruiting ground for dangerous and life-threatening activity, the government has issued new instructions to academics to monitor and report student engagement in extremist...

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Funny story: President Bush Bets on Pats in Super Bowl

President Bush Bets on Pats in Super Bowl

President Bush today revealed his plan to balance the budget by betting on the New England Patriots in this year's Super Bowl. The Patriots are a 13 and a half point favorite over the New York Giants.

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Funny story: Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...

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Funny story: Three-Buck Chuck turns to Three-Buck Upchuck for American consumer as grapes begin to sour for wine maker

Three-Buck Chuck turns to Three-Buck Upchuck for American consumer as grapes begin to sour for wine maker

It appears as if the grapes are beginning to sour for California wine maker, Bucking Bronco Wine Co. famed for its three-dollar bottle of wine Charles Shaw variety as their brand is vastly turning into the three-buck upchuck for American consumers.

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