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Funny story: Universal British Sex Education Curriculum Admits Facts of Life for the First Time!

Universal British Sex Education Curriculum Admits Facts of Life for the First Time!

John Bull's Island will tell the sexsual truth to its youth for the first time next school term. Sexsual Ed director, John Python Cleese told a conference of Birds and Bees educators that comprehensive sexsual education will be mandatory for Engl...

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Funny story: Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage: Science and Religion Submerger

Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage: Science and Religion Submerger

Virginia used to be for lovers but at the VD-RP-HO (the Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage), lovers are left with only a Natural Family Planning gift box with fertility testing lithmus paper, a basal temp thermometer and a gu...

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Funny story: Osborne: "I didn't ask oligarch for sex!"

Osborne: "I didn't ask oligarch for sex!"

London - (Kerb-crawling Mess): Former Bullingdon Club toff and Tory shadow chancellor George Osborne has has hit out at reports that he solicited Russian oligarch Oleg Derry-Press-Carr and has said it was the billionaire slimebag who offered him fift...

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Funny story: Earn your Scouting For Girls badge

Earn your Scouting For Girls badge

Scouts in the UK are to be taught how to have sex, for a new badge. Known for their ability to build things for badges, teenage scouts will be asked to demonstrate a perfect erection that must stay up all night. Eager Beavers who come early wil...

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Funny story: Obama Introduces "Tim the Fornicator" To Counter "Joe the Plumber" to Endose Economic Plan!

Obama Introduces "Tim the Fornicator" To Counter "Joe the Plumber" to Endose Economic Plan!

Palm Beach, Fl / Palm Beach Post - Burned by a recent impromptu interview with now famous "Joe the Plumber", Obama has countered with "Tim the Fornicator" to explain his socialistic strategy for "Spreading the Wealth Around" amidst GOP criticism!...

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Funny story: Sex Novelty Nabob, Pulls Tremendous Titty Taffy from Shelf!

Sex Novelty Nabob, Pulls Tremendous Titty Taffy from Shelf!

A high street sex shop has been providing sexsual sweets to adventurous and amorous erotics for decades now. One of their biggest sellers has been the "Tremendous Titty Taffy". That is until the Chinese melamine scare. They've now had to pull their t...

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Funny story: Dubai Beach Sex Brits Found Guilty

Dubai Beach Sex Brits Found Guilty

A British man and woman have been sentenced to three months in jail in delightful Dubai after being found guilty of having sex on a sewage-swamped beach. Candida Twatrot, of Rutting Road, Smegmadale East, and Vinny Flatpack, a resident of the town...

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Funny story: Dubai puts world-wide sex ban on British couples

Dubai puts world-wide sex ban on British couples

The Dubai Ministry for Sex and Alcohol shocked British couples when it announced that there was now a total worldwide ban on British couples having sex. This declaration follows the trial of a male and female British couple who got a 3 month pris...

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Funny story: New Sausage Casing Proves Safe for Sex

New Sausage Casing Proves Safe for Sex

The Pork Apple Valley company, famous for its Smoked and Polish Sausage products, has announced a new sausage casing and line of sausage products to be secretly marketed towards gay and lesbian communities. Named "Break Free" sausage by Pork Ap...

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Funny story: Arthur Pewty Named In Sex Scandal

Arthur Pewty Named In Sex Scandal

Burnley - 18/10/08 20:02PM BST - Straight off the wires - an ex friend of Arthur Pewty's, Mr Jimmy Bacon of Stoops Estate Burnley alleges that Arthur Pewty took home the fiancee of a mutual friend and indulged in some perverted hanky panky with her.

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Funny story: 67% of Catholic nuns have used a crucifix for 'sexual pleasure'

67% of Catholic nuns have used a crucifix for 'sexual pleasure'

A study conducted by Vogue magazine has discovered the secret sexual desires of nuns. Usually believed to be repressed lesbians, nuns have in fact a depraved sexual appetite that must be sated with lots of 'naughty touching' and oftentimes much, mu...

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Funny story: Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...

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Funny story: Government Raise Age of Consent to 20

Government Raise Age of Consent to 20

The government in United Kingdom are trying to push the legal age that a person can have sex to 20. Last Thursday the prime minister and the government spoke in the house of commons about this subject. They believe its a good idea and may help to...

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Funny story: Three Most Unmentionable Subjects become One in 2008

Three Most Unmentionable Subjects become One in 2008

Everyone knows that the three most unmentionable subjects are politics, religion, and sex. But with new figures at hand, The Judge is eager to report the latest findings on the subject. In 2008, the latest polls clearly show politics, religion, an...

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Funny story: 105-Year-Old Virgin Invites Man Around For 'A Cup Of Tea'

105-Year-Old Virgin Invites Man Around For 'A Cup Of Tea'

BRITAIN'S oldest virgin who celebrated her 105th birthday this weekend says that, despite the secret to her long life being No Sex, she had decided to invite a man around on her big day. Purple Clara Meadmore, who looks 'not a day over 102', sa...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Scientists Discover Secret to Male Libido

Scientists at the University of California have uncovered the secret to the male libido. After years of research and study, researchers have finally unlocked the secret to what attracts men to their partners, and the answer is astounding.

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Funny story: Australian Sex Slave Keeps Extended Family Close at Hand!

Australian Sex Slave Keeps Extended Family Close at Hand!

Adelaide, Australia/ Lesbian Times - A free lance writer with dual citizenship in this country and the UK claims he was held captive by a band of Lesbians in this small town and forced to father over 30 children in a 2 week span. The unnamed spe...

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