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Funny story: Sarah Palin Email Hacked By Spoof Writer Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin Email Hacked By Spoof Writer Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin, the Republican VP candidate, has been the victim of hackers who have infiltrated her Yahoo email account and obtained private information about the Alaska Governor. A group calling itself Anonymous has claimed responsibility. One...

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Funny story: Palin Awarded the Rubber Dildo Award

Palin Awarded the Rubber Dildo Award

Arizona Center for Biological Diversity awards the Rubber Dildo award every year to the pubic figure that has spent the most effort fucking themselves up at the expense of the common good. George Worst President ever Bush has won the prize seven year...

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Funny story: Arctic Sea Ice Grows: More Proof of Global Warming

Arctic Sea Ice Grows: More Proof of Global Warming

Scientists reported yesterday that the low point for Arctic sea ice in 2008 was 9% larger than in 2007. Global warming advocate Walt Meier expressed deep concern to the Walsh Strait Journal (WSJ), stating: "Even though the sea ice didn't retreat this...

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Funny story: McCain dumps Palin, picks Tina Fey

McCain dumps Palin, picks Tina Fey

Sen. John McCain announced actress Tina Fey as his vice presidential candidate Wednesday, calling her "the running mate who can best help me shake up Washington." "She's exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington polit...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Wants Women Who've Had Abortions Jailed for Life

Sarah Palin Wants Women Who've Had Abortions Jailed for Life

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Sarah Palin says she wants women who have had abortions to be jailed for life, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire. Palin says she reflects a new attitude toward women by America's religious right and the Republica...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Has A Dick...Cheney!

Sarah Palin Has A Dick...Cheney!

Republican Party leaders have sought to take the big risk and break up the somnabulist McCain campaign with exciting and inexperienced Sarah Palin. Republican Party advisors told press that once they realized that the nation could be lured by bla...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Sarah Palin Gave Virgin Birth to All of Her Many Children and Grandchildren!

Mary the Mother of God or a Jewish pregnant teen with a great alibi is thought to be the only human to have experienced a virgin birth. Parthenogenesis has been observed in certain frogs but never in a human woman who has given birth five times.

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Funny story: Tina Fey (aka Sarah Palin)

Tina Fey (aka Sarah Palin)

NEW YORK CITY - An assistant to Governor Sarah Palin has stated that 'Salmon Sarah' really liked (and approved) of comedian Tina Fey's impersonation of her on NBC's Saturday Night Live. Amy Poehler mimicked Hillary Clinton, but it was Tina's on-t...

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Funny story: Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia

Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia

When Secretary of State William Seward set about to persuade skeptical mainland America to purchase the gigantic frozen north of Alaska from cash poor Russia, his plan was mocked as Seward's Folly. Now that the Republicant effort of Mccain-Plain has...

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Funny story: Real John McCain Found Bound and Gagged in High Chancellor Cheney's Bunker!

Real John McCain Found Bound and Gagged in High Chancellor Cheney's Bunker!

Long time supporters of one time Maverick John McCain have been incredulous about his recent abandonment of the straight talk express for the kiss your ass local. McCain has been making all stops to venerate the lobbyists, intolerant religionists and...

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Funny story: Pro-Life Palin and Her Pro-Death Hobbies!

Pro-Life Palin and Her Pro-Death Hobbies!

Sarah Palin wants to protect every fertilzed egg, blastocyst, embryo fetus and new born human child while she would kill every Alaskan wolf with a Russian Kalachnicoff from a Chinese made heliocopter. There is no caribou or moose safe from slayer Sar...

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Funny story: Palin Grilled on Statement Suggesting "Jesus was on a Mission from God"

Palin Grilled on Statement Suggesting "Jesus was on a Mission from God"

ABC newsman Charles Gibson grilled vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin on a controversial statement she made in an Alaska church. The statement, which suggested that Jesus Christ was on a mission from God, has raised eyebrows in certain Democrati...

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Funny story: McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

Days after announcing on 'The View' that Sara Palin was the "greatest vice presidential candidate in the history of the United States," John McCain further extolled his running mate by claiming she is also "the greatest mother in the history of the w...

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Funny story: Talking Palin doll says "Kill! Drill! Spill!"

Talking Palin doll says "Kill! Drill! Spill!"

In what many observers have described to be like a scene from horror film Child's Play, the Republican Party unveiled its new Sarah Palin doll, which goes on sale at toy stores throughout the US, complete with reindeer cleaver, portable oil derrick a...

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Funny story: AK-47 Saracuda

AK-47 Saracuda

Extremely reliable Democratic sources have reported that President Bill Clinton called Governor Sarah Palin and offered to personally donate $2,000 to her campaign if she would agree to shoot a Tic Tac out of Fox News celebrity Sean Hannity's mouth at 100 yards. "Salmon Sarah" quickly jumped at the offer and she added that she would even agree to make the shot using a makeup mirror while bouncing...

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Funny story: Todd The Enforcer

Todd The Enforcer

Most people find it hard to take a person named Todd seriously, especially when they tell you they are an enforcer. Sarah Palin's snowshoe rental magnate hubbie, Todd found it no different. That was until he broke his first two kneecaps (on the same tax withholding old lady). Soon respect flowed freely as the Govhubbie lobbied for his wife's programs and policies with guns, knives and a ha...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

New Yawk, NY-- A shocking photo of Dick Cheney changing clothes is making the rounds of news bureaus here tonight. The photo shows Dick Cheney changing into a dress, high heels, and fright wig behind a curtain at the Republican National Convention.

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