Washington--John Boehner said that he is going to lose the tan because he wants to get more respect from the national media. "Who is going to respect a man that looks like a George Hamilton wannabe. I also discovered that Botox can do the same th...
Washington--Sarah Palin likes to think that being on a reality show makes her a great presidential candidate. She even went as far as claiming that Reagan was an actor. But, Peggy Noonan doesn't believe that Palin is very intelligent for saying...
After some success in the mid-term US elections, the 'Tea Party' is establishing an English branch to counter the threat of "Commie bastards" in the public sector, trade unions and the BBC. Reflecting the different cultural ideals of the British I...
In a surprising Washington rally this morning, Republican leaders announced they were just kidding when they promised to bring sweeping changes to the United States. They spoke to thousands of supporters who turned out for the event. Representat...
Drowned out by all the media hoopla surrounding the Tea Party victories, is the fact that Donald Duck actually won many of the races. Election officials in several states have confirmed that this is indeed the case. However, since the results w...
Washington--Keith Olbermann was suspended by MSNBC because he donated campaign money to Democrats. "I was shocked to find out that Mr. Olbermann donated money to a Democrat. We hired him to be unbiased." A NBC spokesman said in press release given...
Washington, DC - As a result of losses in the mid-term elections, President Obama fired his entire cabinet, as well as Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. Newly appointed Press Secretary, Juan Williams, announced the President's new cabinet. Attorney General: Judge Judy Secretary of Agriculture: Buckwheat Secretary of Commerce: Oprah Winfrey Secretary of Defense: Chicago Bears Secretary of Edu...
A new study has revealed that the coalition government is on course to be the greenest government in the world, ever. It also reveals that far from selling all LibDem members and supporters down the river for a whiff of power, Nick Smegma in fact ins...
The polarization of the United States keeps getting more attention. But do moderates still exist in this world of 24/7 media that preach the extremes of everyday politics? Ten Signs You Might Be a Moderate 1. You respect the right to own a shotgun for hunting purposes, but not the right to own handguns and rifles. You might be a moderate. 2. You think politicians of any career length don...
The Wonderland of the Mad Hatters Tea Party is set to influence the American Senate & Congress elections. Encouraged by Fox News, supported by Rupert Murdoch, Sarah Palin and her pals are likely to cause a major upset in American politics.
Washington--Democrats are trying to impress potential voters by revving engine, but failing to put car in gear is only making voters laugh. "I was thinking I might vote Democrat in this years election, but when that Democrat sat there revving his...
With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah. Zaffar Ali Kha...
President Obama went deep into the ranks to pick a relatively unknown as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff. Major Amos B. Hoople, known for his knack of expressing himself in non-traditional military ways; such as saying "Egad fap, cough, wheeze...
Formerly affectionately known by Californians as Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown has finally outgrown that wacky image, but in doing so, he may have gained more notoriety by gaining a new nickname, "The Ho Whisperer." In the chronology of famous wh...
Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell - she who hasn't really read the Constitution and expressed surprise that separation of church and state is in the 1st amendment (?), now says - God told her to run for the Senate. Having failed on all other fronts...
HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS - In 2008, Reverend Jeremiah Lee Caine of the Abaddon's Gate Baptist Church became gravely concerned upon hearing Obama's claim that "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow." According to Obama, his feats...
Officials at National Public Radio, (NPR) abruptly fired 10 year veteran journalist and author Juan Williams after complaints were filled that he ate a bacon sandwich during an off air commerical break on the O'Reilly show last Monday. Williams,...
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