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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Team Up for Fitness

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Team Up for Fitness

Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama worked together on Capitol Hill today to firm up a bill promoting fitness in America. The legislation would create funding for a series of government run gyms, with the idea...

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Funny story: Hillary Walking Back to the White House

Hillary Walking Back to the White House

CAPITOL HILL (Washington Post-Mortem)- Always a step ahead of her fellow libocrat presidential wannabes, erstwhile New York junior senator and ex-first lady Hillary (not Rodham anymore) Clinton has decided on a 2008 presidential camp...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Eats Tuna Taco on Ellen

Hillary Clinton Eats Tuna Taco on Ellen

Hillary Clinton ate a tuna taco on the Ellen DeGeneres show today, to show her support for healthy eating in America.

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Funny story: Sen Clinton: God knows how I got through marital strife

Sen Clinton: God knows how I got through marital strife

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In a rare public debate abput her husband Bill's fidelity Hillary Clinton has said Monday that she "probably would have got through her marital troubles without bringing God into it."...

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Funny story: Memoir says Hillary's lover Vincenzo Fosterini was 'assassinated by Tenet'

Memoir says Hillary's lover Vincenzo Fosterini was 'assassinated by Tenet'

Washington - (Ass Mess): A new biography about Hillary Clinton says that her former law partner Vince Foster was assassinated by ex-CIA top spook George Tenet on orders from President George Bush Senior.

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Funny story: Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Gets Haircut

Barack Obama Gets Haircut

Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential election, got a haircut today in Manchester, New Hampshire today.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Having Runoff for Campaign Song

Hillary Clinton Having Runoff for Campaign Song

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Hillary Clinton is having a runoff for her new campaign songs. She placed an ad a while back to choose one of the songs she had listed or write in a song for her. Her top 5 favorite songs for the c...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Joins Hillary in Call for Withdrawal from Iowa

Ron Paul Joins Hillary in Call for Withdrawal from Iowa

Ron Paul, the most prominent anti-war candidate among the Republicans running for 2008, today joined Hillary Clinton in her call for a complete withdrawal of presidential campaigns from Iowa.

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Funny story: Clinton Wants New Cabinet to Combat Government Waste

Clinton Wants New Cabinet to Combat Government Waste

Des Moines, Iowa - Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), Candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential nomination, told an audience of war veterans in this mostly conservative city in the heartlands, that if she were elected President she would cr...

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Funny story: Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Democrats Battle Over Minimum Wage: Barack Obama at $50/hour

Barack Obama today announced his support for a $50/hour minimum wage, as the competition among Democrats heats up for the Presidency.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton for President: Reasons Why She Will Win

Hillary Clinton for President: Reasons Why She Will Win

Below are some reasons why Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Presidential Election:...

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Funny story: Hillary Asking People to Choose Her Campaign Song on YouTube

Hillary Asking People to Choose Her Campaign Song on YouTube

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - Hillary has sparked off a campaign to have people choose her campaign song for her.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Changes Name to Hilary

Hillary Clinton Changes Name to Hilary

The Hillary Clinton campaign announced today that the Senator is changing her first name from Hillary (with two Ls) to Hilary (with one L). Speaking this morning at a press conference, campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle explained that this change emp...

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Funny story: Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.

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Funny story: Voodoo Hillary doll not scary enough

Voodoo Hillary doll not scary enough

Washington - (Ass Mess): A voodoo doll of Hillary Clinton has been rejected by US shoppers as 'not nearly scary enough' after being launched last week complete with a book of incantations and a packet of pins.

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Funny story: Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.

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