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Funny story: Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

Israelis Argue About How Tall President Trump Is

The Middle East is a melting pot of opinion, and things there got even more opinionated yesterday, when Israelis decided to meet to talk about just how tall US president Donald Trump is. Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke first, and...

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup

Trump Cites Poindexter Effect As Cause Of Britain’s Failure In World Cup

BILLINGSGATE POST: Historically, the Poindexter Effect has long been cited by pundits as the primary reason for Great Britain’s failure to win a World Cup since it defeated West Germany in 1966 for its lone championship in the tournament history. Lo...

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Funny story: Mexicans Stealing The Wall

Mexicans Stealing The Wall

Donald Trump today tweeted out that he is going to seek funding for a second wall. That's right he wants a second wall to protect the first wall. Turns out that Mexicans facing high crime from American migrants and legal border crossers have been...

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Funny story: President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives

President Trump And Mexico President Agree To Trade Jobs And Wives

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bi-lateral agreement that circumvents the tariffs that President Trump said he would impose on Mexico if they didn’t stop the flow of illegals flooding our borders, Secretary of State Michael Pompeo announced today that an ag...

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Funny story: The President takes a Break

The President takes a Break

Following the ordeals of his visit to the UK and France this week, President Trump has now commenced a 2-day vacation around his beloved New York. Yesterday he was seen on Coney Island, chilling with gulls. He eulogized their character and form.

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Funny story: Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Trump Acknowledges that Veganism Is a Social Justice Issue but Explains that He's Not Really Into Social Justice

Noting that the current American food system inherently relies on the torture and exploitation of living, sentient beings in order to supply Americans' meat-heavy diet, U.S. President Donald Trump acknowledged that veganism is a social justice issue,...

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Funny story: Fake News Now Indistinguishable From 'Real News'

Fake News Now Indistinguishable From 'Real News'

Fake News, in the sense made famous by the US president, Donald Trump, is to replace 'real news', or 'actual news', whatever that is. Confusion has arisen, over the past few months, as to what the different forms of news are, and to where the boun...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens China With Wall

Trump Threatens China With Wall

President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor about Donald Trump

Letters to the Editor about Donald Trump

Dear Spoufe, I think it is terrible the way that people are calling Donald Trump a racist, and a bigot, and having a go at Nigel Farage. Let's face it, at least these gentlemen have the balls to say what we all think. And what's wrong with...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News

Trump Threatens to Send Scientists That Talk About Global Warming to Jail for Spreading Fake News

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump, in an impromptu press conference on his golf course's 5th hole, talked about what a nice sunny day it was, but it was still cold at the North and South Pole. The President then stated that the cold weather proved...

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Funny story: Trump Adds the Entire United Kingdom to the List of Places That Hate Him

Trump Adds the Entire United Kingdom to the List of Places That Hate Him

London, England U.S. "President" Donald Trump today proved that no one is more unpopular than he is. Greeted by a robot doppelganger of him on a toilet, 10,000 protestors came out in the rain just to show their displeasure with him. This is not th...

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Funny story: Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...

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Funny story: Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

Theresa May Channels Two Fried Eggs In The Gloaming

London, UK - (DroopyTitz Mess): Outgoing UK Prime Monster Theresa May flashed her saggy boobs tonight in a bondage tranny frockhorror at the Trump state banquet. Looking visibly stung into obsolescence by backstabbing Tory ex-colleagues Mrs May cu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Makes The Queen Sick

Donald Trump Makes The Queen Sick

US President Donald Trump enjoyed a state banquet at Buckingham Palace tonight as the guest of HRH Queen Elizabeth, but rumour has it that the American was "a bit too much" for the Queen, and she had to adjourn to the lavatory on several occasions.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground

Donald Trump Swallowed Up By Hole In The Ground

There were scenes of utter and outright pandemonium outside Buckingham Palace this afternoon, as US President, Donald Trump, in the UK on a three-day state visit, and on his way to meet the Queen and the rest of the royal family, was literally swallo...

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Funny story: Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

Donald Trump State Dinner Gave Queen Heartburn

London, UK - (Rioters): “We feared Trump slipped her some sort of mickey finn,” a Palace surgeon said as flunkies reported seeing a suspicious fiery Mexican chilli floating in HM’s glass of champagne. Elizabeth looked visibly sickened following th...

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