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Funny story: Calorific Value of Sex

Calorific Value of Sex

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research, Prof. Willie Shagger, of Inverness University College of Medicine has revealed the results to In Seine News. They are: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...................

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider now a sex symbol

Large Hadron Collider now a sex symbol

The Large Hadron Collider, located in Switzerland, has achieved a notoriety it would never have been previously dreamed possible: as a sex symbol. Hundreds of females who have visited the web site have emailed the CERN corporation who manage the...

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Funny story: Vatican Demands Sex

Vatican Demands Sex

Couples who cannot have sexual intercourse or cannot conceive children naturally have sought methods of reproduction to obey the biblical commission to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. These unique acts of love have been condemned by the Vat...

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Funny story: Boy Glues Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens to his Hand. Says it's the best Sex he's Never had.

Boy Glues Pictures of Vanessa Hudgens to his Hand. Says it's the best Sex he's Never had.

14-year old Billy Bummer from Asshole, Mississippi says he has glued a picture he tore from a teeny magazine of High School Musical hotty Vanessa Hudgens to his hand and uses it as "inspiration" for marathon wanking sessions behind the bike shed at h...

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Funny story: Flight Attendants and Nurses don't look sexy without their Uniforms

Flight Attendants and Nurses don't look sexy without their Uniforms

In a survey of heterosexual males, 95 % said they found female flight attendants and nurses to be incredibly sexy. But the survey didn't take into account reactions to these groups when not in their trademarked uniforms. When not in uniform, the l...

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Funny story: Guilderland Woman Held On Prostitution Charge

Guilderland Woman Held On Prostitution Charge

A woman is under arrest on prostitution charges after a man who had paid her for sex was so traumatised, he tried to extort money from her. Schoen LaBombard, 41, was duped by the prostitute, and is recovering at home with his wife and children aft...

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Funny story: Teens Hot To Trot For Xmas Bonking Bonanza

Teens Hot To Trot For Xmas Bonking Bonanza

Research by some researchers today concluded that teens were planning a veritable bonkfest over the Xmas holiday period. It seems that most teens these days arrange their sexual exploits around significant dates, such as Xmas, Easter, Halloween, t...

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Funny story: It's Official: Sex Obsessed Brits Deemed Horniest In Industrialized World!

It's Official: Sex Obsessed Brits Deemed Horniest In Industrialized World!

London/ Screw Magazine/ Paris Edition - The Pubs of London served hordes of cheering crowds of revelers today, when it was announced that the often maligned and stereotyped staid Brits were awarded the coveted "Horny Toad Cup" in global recognition...

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Funny story: "Shagaceleb" Business Booming

"Shagaceleb" Business Booming

Leading discreet celebrity shagaceleb agency Mosely-Twat-Mosely, was today revealed to include "Ramrod" Ramsey, "Squeaky" Becks and George "What's-white-and-runs-down-walls?" Michael, among its more needy clients. It is understood that George Michael...

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Funny story: Celebratory sex responsible for 1 million blue babies to be born in July

Celebratory sex responsible for 1 million blue babies to be born in July

Republicans, fearing the worst, are bracing for an army of 1 million new, blue babies to be born sometime in July. This comes after Gallup-poll findings that 10 million Americans had unprotected sex on election night. "We are fearing the worst,"...

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Funny story: Dubai 'Sex On Beach' Couple To Be Made To Service Eager Locals

Dubai 'Sex On Beach' Couple To Be Made To Service Eager Locals

The two Britons found guilty of having sex on a Dubai beach, are to be made to 'service' enthusiastic local residents in a way they could not possibly have imagined when they let their lust get the better of them back in July. The duo from Bromle...

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Funny story: Beavers Reintroduced into British Sex Life

Beavers Reintroduced into British Sex Life

The beaver has not been known to have made an appearance in Great Britain since the 16th Century. Though a zoological nicety, the really significant aspect of this factotum has more to do with the sexsual lives of the UK man and wife. Typical B...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sex Video Wins SAG Award

Paris Hilton Sex Video Wins SAG Award

The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actor...

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Funny story: Randi Panda, First Unimplicit Animated Porno

Randi Panda, First Unimplicit Animated Porno

Flesh peddlers have bought into the cartoon market from as far back as 1960's Fritz the Cat( Though porn film historians suggest that 1920's Steamboat Willie was rich in Freudian symbolism). Japanese Anime has depicted more XXX action than the Pl...

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Funny story: Hot, Nasty Cubicle Sex!

Hot, Nasty Cubicle Sex!

My Dearest Madame Bitters, I've got a real dillema that I hope you can help me with: I'm one of three department heads in a large office. I work closely with another department head, "Sue". She wants to be a lot more than co-workers, if you know what I mean. In addition to the possibility of being fired, I'm not attracted to this woman at all. Any advice? -Pursued in TX To Pursue...

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Funny story: Charity Sex

Charity Sex

Its around that time of the year when charity is in most demand (Christmas time). Do you wanna give back? Then Charity Sex is for you. Giving to those who are in need. Fill there pleasures, be a great person. You'll feel good for giving and they'll feel good with there pleasures filled. It's a win win situation. call 555-give-back...

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Funny story: Letters To The Mahavishnu: 3 - Sex of the Best

Letters To The Mahavishnu: 3 - Sex of the Best

Dear Guru Mahavishnu of all knowing, (and a good general knowledge of plumbing) Oh great wise and wonderful one, can you please explain to me the rules between watching porn and having sex? For it is my understanding that I may have sexual intercourse with a female from the age of 16 but in order to actually watch myself having sex with this woman or anybody else have sex I must be 18? Pleas...

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