BANGOR, MAINE - Cindy Michaels a Bangor Maine TV anchorwoman who looks a lot like Sarah Palin has been receiving lots of nasty Emails and phone calls. Ms. Michaels told CBS's Katie Couric, "Yes, it's true that I do resemble Sarah a little bit, bu...
NeoCon fantasy film maker Karl Rove is rumored to be about to release a remake of the old silent classic The Perils of Pauline. In the old melodrama an innocent maiden is tied to the railroad tracks by a dastardly villain in order to blackmail her in...
With the November election looming large, both vice-presidential candidates were busy this week trying to win undecided voters in crucial swing states. At a crowded parasailing convention in Daytona Beach, Florida the Republican candidate fired th...
New York - Former President Bill Clinton, who recently remarked of Sarah Palin "I come from Arkansas, I get why she's hot out there", denied having sexual fantasies about the VPILF hopeful. Anonymous sources, however, have cited staffers at Clin...
Republicunt VPMILF Candie Sarah Palin has been undergoing a crash course in international affairs. Palin, who only got a passport yesterday, will be visiting the UN in NYC with a tour group of Alaskan natives as part of her Wasilla High School Re...
I am no Sarah Palin. But my yahoo account was sabotaged some time back. My email is important too. The contents in my email are extremely confidential. I had been in constant touch with James Bond in helping him do what he does best, No, not screwing around, saving the world. I help Cat woman in filing her claws, please it is no joke, as they are most important (Well second most important if yo...
Wow, can you believe me Vice President, I didn't even know we had a Vice President in this Country, well at least we don't have one in Alaska. I just hope they don't find out my stupid kid got knocked up "again". John McCain must really be desperate, hopefully the old fart will kick the bucket, then I'll be able to really change somethings in Washington. Say goodbye to science, books an...
I recently had the distinct honor of having a one-on-one interview with Sarah Palin. I asked her about her infatuation with hunting. She replied, "You know, B.Z. ever since I was a little girl, I have just always preferred blasting defenseless animals whether they were moose, caribou, elk, cute little rabbits, harmless little squirrels, or innocent beavers, ah, let's make that woodchucks. In f...
NY/NY Daily Worker - Barack Obama graciously accepted the Iranian's offer to join in the Presidential Debate process, and announced Ahmadinejad would be joining his team taking on Sen. McCain and Governor Palin in the upcoming debates. "I talked...
Sarah Palin, gave reporters the details of her first day in office, if she were to be elected with running mate John McCain. "Well, the white House sure could use some new curtains and the color scheme has been around for ages. I think maybe a b...
In an attempt to discredit the Republican vice-presidential nominee, fifty-something political pundit Arianna Huffington has challenged forty-something Alaska governor Sarah Palin to three rounds of mud wrestling. "We are going to roll around in t...
A successful hacker got into Sarah Palin's personal e-mail and now her private stuff is all over the Net. To Todd Palin, the possible '2nd Man,' this was the lowest blow he could imagine. To read an in-depth interview with Todd Palin, see the Mag...
(Strasbourg) Recent polls conducted in several European capital cities and across the Middle East have indicated both Europeans and Al Queda supporters alike would prefer Barack Obama to John McCain as the next US President. While these polls indicat...
Blackberry inventor and Republican presidential nominee John McCain today unveiled his latest invention today. Dubbed the "McCain Atomic Typographer," the device has a set of "keys" that, when pressed, causes characters to be printed on a medium, us...
(Washington, D.C.) What if they hacked into your e-mail and no one noticed? That's exactly what happened after the hacker group Anonymous broke into Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin's Yahoo account. They also broke into Republican P...
SANDPOINT, IDAHO - Well it is official. As so many thousands of people suspected, Tina Fey, 38, and Sarah Palin, 44, are in fact sisters. Although they are not twins, as some felt, they are sisters none-the-less. An inside source very close to Am...
Tel Aviv - (General Pinochet Mess): An ex-Mossad half-sister of Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'the Impaler' Putin has been chosen to lead Israel out of its pacifist ideological desert and stand shoulder to shoulder with future US President Sarah Palin "...
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