A strange sighting happened today when A homeless Icelandic man claimed he saw Former Attorney General John Ashcroft floating within the volcanic ash cloud hovering over Europe making an complete ass clown of himself. He said he was singing a cov...
Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...
The volcano dust that has wreaked havoc with air flights over Europe for the last seven days has been seen pouring out of the summit of the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland, it has been belatedly reported, and could well be the product of 'unstab...
Adrian Chiles shock move from the BBC to ITV may have been caused by volcanic ash. This is the hypothesis being put forward by Professor Stig O'Toole of the Institute for Television Studies at Milton Keynes. Professor O'Toole examined the case in...
Prime Minister - Gordon Brown unveiled today along with his emergency committee COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room and A) that 'drastic' decisions where being made to rescue and return stranded Brits. Apart from already deploying Navy boats to r...
More volcanic ash is, indeed, on its way heading for Europe and parts of Canada as the Iceland Volcano, with the funny name, continues to erupt. Precautions MUST be taken in order to safeguard our health and environment. People who hang out their washing to dry, are asked not to do so until the 'volcanic ash warning' is lifted. Leaving it out on the washing lines will cause it to attract t...
The "Top Gear" trio of twats, Hammond, May and Clarkson are not happy chappies. Shouting, as usual, Hammond, who makes up for his petiteness by shouting louder than anyone else declared, "This can't be right, these stranded tourists have got better s...
The Space Shuttle Landing has been delayed until 10:23 am on 21 April 2010. Mission Control said that the delay was to allow a team of Vulcanologist, lead by Dr Spock, to transport themselves to Iceland as the Shuttle comes into orbit. A spokes...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud hanging over their heads and are unable to travel at present. The Cloud of Volcanic ash from Iceland, has caused the cancellation of all airports in England, at present and this has stopped them fro...
In a shock announcement al-Qaeda have claimed responsibility for the Icelandic volcano eruption that has caused havoc to the travel industry, and stranded thousands of people over the last few days. Jimmy Al'Babar Quaseerie, spokesman for the terr...
Stranded passengers at Heathrow Airport, have got together at the Airport to sing the song "Someday I'll Fly Away" as the ban on flights continues with all flights still suspended due to the volcanic ash cloud from the volcano which erupted in Icela...
In his press conference this morning, Pestilence Obama stated that he will move to immediately ban future volcanic eruptions. Speaking from his TelePrompter, Obama called for all nations, including Iceland, to eliminate eruptions within the next week...
The British government have decided, hours ahead of the air travel ban being lifted, to rescue British tourists trapped on foreign shores unable to get home due to the Volcanic Ash Cloud preventing them from flying by using the British Navy. Howe...
Gordon Brown gave Chloe's head teacher special permission to excuse the wee starlet from knitting, art and PE today. Chloe is in Calais, handing out Union Jacks and belting out all the war songs. Ant and Dec are collecting, among the huge crowds,...
Eu Assistant Commissar, Haynes Manuel, this afternoon announced a cunning plan to get Europe's stranded air passengers home. The plan is so cunning and secret that it won't be revealed until next Wednesday ensuring all the passengers on the EU Gravy...
Gordon Brown has decided he's sick of Iceland and is demanding they pay off our national debt. The down in the dumps Labour leader is hoping to push his party up the poles by insisting Icelanders pay us a small fortune to make up for all their countr...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following the story of the Black Volcanic Ash Cloud from the volcano eruption in Iceland, and are particularly interested in reports that the Black Cloud could blackout Europe giving us constant Twilig...
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