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Funny story: Chloe Hickinbottom heads to Calais to entertain our stranded tourists

Chloe Hickinbottom heads to Calais to entertain our stranded tourists

Gordon Brown gave Chloe's head teacher special permission to excuse the wee starlet from knitting, art and PE today. Chloe is in Calais, handing out Union Jacks and belting out all the war songs. Ant and Dec are collecting, among the huge crowds,...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown working with EU on plan to get everyone home

Gordon Brown working with EU on plan to get everyone home

Eu Assistant Commissar, Haynes Manuel, this afternoon announced a cunning plan to get Europe's stranded air passengers home. The plan is so cunning and secret that it won't be revealed until next Wednesday ensuring all the passengers on the EU Gravy...

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Funny story: We're all sick of Iceland

We're all sick of Iceland

Gordon Brown has decided he's sick of Iceland and is demanding they pay off our national debt. The down in the dumps Labour leader is hoping to push his party up the poles by insisting Icelanders pay us a small fortune to make up for all their countr...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart welcome constant Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart welcome constant Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following the story of the Black Volcanic Ash Cloud from the volcano eruption in Iceland, and are particularly interested in reports that the Black Cloud could blackout Europe giving us constant Twilig...

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Funny story: Emergency Volcanic Eruptions at 10 Downing Street!

Emergency Volcanic Eruptions at 10 Downing Street!

War Cabinet Rooms, LONDON: Gordon Brown has been holding crisis talks at emergency Cobra Meetings in Downing Street. The Country has been put on a war footing against Volcanic dust clouds. With the Department for Transport and the Secretary of S...

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Funny story: Volcano Dust Emanating From Gordon Brown's Arsehole

Volcano Dust Emanating From Gordon Brown's Arsehole

The volcano dust that has wreaked havoc with European air travel over the last seven days, is not coming from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland, but is, in fact, pouring forth from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's arsehole, it has been re...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets ready for Volcanic Ash Cloud

Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting ready for the Volcanic Ash Cloud heading for America by getting a gas mask to protect him from any pollution from the volcanic ash dust. Schwarzenegger is considering issuing the entire population of California, wi...

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Funny story: Native American called Black Cloud claims Black Cloud heading for America

Native American called Black Cloud claims Black Cloud heading for America

A Native American, called Black Cloud, claims that a Black Cloud, is heading towards America, and will cause major disruption closing down American Airspace. Black Cloud, predicts that all Commercial Aircraft, will be grounded as the Black Cloud c...

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Funny story: Volcano Dust "Has Wrecked UK Tourism Industry" - Claim

Volcano Dust "Has Wrecked UK Tourism Industry" - Claim

The volcano dust emanating from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland is having a distinct and direct effect on the already-struggling UK tourism industry, it has been claimed. The troublesome volcano has wreaked havoc with air travel all over...

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Funny story: Me, me, me all the f********g time

Me, me, me all the f********g time

Keyleigh Anne Pickstock-Coombs and her four children arrived back at Portsmouth today after an unexpected ferry journey from Bilbao to Portsmouth. Abandoned by their airline, in the "Ashdown crisis", they had taxied across Spain to the port of Bilbao...

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Funny story: Smoking Group Bans Volcano; Party Leaders Give Their Views

Smoking Group Bans Volcano; Party Leaders Give Their Views

ASH (The Against Smoking Hippies) today called for a complete ban on volcanoes. A spokesman today said that the current restriction on smoking volcanoes didn't go far enough and that a complete ban was the only solution. Brown, Cameron &...

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Funny story: Volcano eruption is a hoax staged in Hollywood studio

Volcano eruption is a hoax staged in Hollywood studio

The so-called volcanic eruption in Iceland that has led to air travel chaos across Europe is a hoax. We have received a leaked email from the University of East Anywhere's climate change unit that provides conclusive proof that the whole incident was...

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Funny story: Icelandic Government initiate project Atlantis!

Icelandic Government initiate project Atlantis!

The Icelandic Government today announced that the mysterious "Ash Cloud" belching out from its Southern Coastline was a by product of the Nation's little used "Warp Drive" warming up in preparation to submerge the Island and move it away from its "an...

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Funny story: Dan Snow Invades Europe

Dan Snow Invades Europe

Television presenter and historian Dan Snow has launched a daring invasion of Europe to coincide with Adolf Hitler's birthday. Snow rescued stranded holiday makers at Dunkirk, took them back to Britain and then landed at Normandy with a crack unit ma...

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Funny story: Volcano Eruption Brings Great Surprise: Debeers buys Iceland

Volcano Eruption Brings Great Surprise: Debeers buys Iceland

The old adage of every cloud has a silver lining came true today and in the case of the volcanic eruption in Iceland it is now every ash cloud brings diamonds. Once the toxic fumes began to dissipate geologists discovered the bowels of the earth...

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Funny story: God hits back at Volcano accusations

God hits back at Volcano accusations

God has reacted angrily to accusations that the cloud of volcanic ash covering Europe and disrupting air travel is His fault. 'It's so unfair,' the ageless deity complained. 'I hear this all the time - it's an Act of God. It's lazy thinking, pure...

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Funny story: Brits being smuggled back into Britain from overseas where they are trapped as a result of the massive cloud of ash from the Icelandic volcano's eruption

Brits being smuggled back into Britain from overseas where they are trapped as a result of the massive cloud of ash from the Icelandic volcano's eruption

A well known historian is smuggling Brits. back into Britain under cover of the large ash cloud hailing from Iceland. This endeavour is being carried out 'Dunkirk-style'. Travellers trapped in Europe first have to make their way, by any means pos...

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