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Funny story: Another Premiership star caught cheating with teammate's fiancé.

Another Premiership star caught cheating with teammate's fiancé.

I can exclusively reveal that another high profile premiership footballer has been caught having an affair with the fiancé of another average left fullback. The unnamed international has managed to obtain a gagging order to prevent the shock of a...

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Funny story: John Terry Banned From Everywhere

John Terry Banned From Everywhere

Poor old JT, as his few remaining friends call him. John Terry, Chelsea and England football captain was today left reeling as the hate campaign against him gathers momentum. Calls have been made for JT to be stripped of the England captaincy foll...

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Funny story: Lego City Mayor Implicated in Corruption Charges, Sex Scandal

Lego City Mayor Implicated in Corruption Charges, Sex Scandal

Since its founding in 1978, Lego City has suffered through a history of controversial expansion, interminable redevelopment and what most residents consider "pure chaos." Accusations of illicit gerrymandering -- executed through back door political...

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Funny story: Fuel Prices Set To Plummet After Copenhagen SCANDALS

Fuel Prices Set To Plummet After Copenhagen SCANDALS

Following the shameful behaviour of world leaders at Copenhagen a few weeks ago, and the rising evidence that anthropogenic global warming is a pile of wank, would leaders have today apologised and promised to lower fuel retail prices but reducing du...

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Funny story: Local Man Gains Instant Notoriety After Serving Katie Price A Portion

Local Man Gains Instant Notoriety After Serving Katie Price A Portion

Local kebab shop proprietor, Ali Bullo, today declared to the world that serving Katie Price a portion was the best career move he'd ever made, even though he he only served her a chicken shish with garlic sauce and a side salad. Ali Bullo insists...

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Funny story: Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing...

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Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...

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Funny story: Tracy Tynemouth Star In Back Alley Knee-Trembler Scandal

Tracy Tynemouth Star In Back Alley Knee-Trembler Scandal

Doreen Skagg, who plays Brit answer to Hannah Montana, Tracy Tynemouth, the Geordie teen with corned beef legs and an affinity with pigeons, was embroiled in a bitter war of words with boyfriend of six days, Ryan DeMong. DeMong accused Skagg of "d...

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Funny story: Scandal upon scandal rocks the NHS at its MRSA foundations!

Scandal upon scandal rocks the NHS at its MRSA foundations!

The very cheapskate NHS has been rocked once more by an even bigger scandal than their recently reported cheap foreigner employment policies! What could be worse? MRSA, the killer bug, which takes care of more OAP's than Hitler ever did at Auschwi...

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Funny story: Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...

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Funny story: Trashley Cole In New 'Roasting' Scandal

Trashley Cole In New 'Roasting' Scandal

The world's most loathed footballer, Trashley Cole, has been named in amazing new 'roasting' revelations by a former friend, I can exclusively reveal. Cole, who is even loathed by Chelsea fans, sparked the latest controversy at a time when wife, C...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says That Champagne, Flowers And Chocolates Are Not The Way To A Woman's Heart

Russell Brand Says That Champagne, Flowers And Chocolates Are Not The Way To A Woman's Heart

Alleged comedian, and lying low in the US comedy scapegoat Russell Brand this morning revealed to this reporter that the secret to having your wicked way with two thousand plus women lay not in plying them with champagne, flowers, and Belgian chocola...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

Blagojevich Replaces Vacant Senate Seat With Old-Fashioned Barber's Chair

CHICAGO, IL - Two workers finished installing an old-fashioned barber's chair in the Senate Chamber this morning. Blagojevich says it will permanently replace the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama and "add a touch of class" to the Capitol Comp...

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Funny story: English Football rocked by betting scandal

English Football rocked by betting scandal

English football has been rocked by yet another betting scandal. Following the recent investigation into the Derby County and Norwich game, officials have been forced to look at more irregular betting patterns. It seems that a certain gambler,...

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Funny story: Supermarket In Cake Scandal

Supermarket In Cake Scandal

A leading supermarket has been forced to remove a large amount of cakes, fancies and pies from their shelves. The drastic move is the result of a Trading Standards investigation, following rumours that counterfeit goods have infiltrated high-stre...

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Funny story: Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge". "This is a major turnarou...

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Funny story: Scandal Shortage Rocks Capital

Scandal Shortage Rocks Capital

Washington D.C. - Washington's toughest pundits were shocked to discover that they had run out of scandals to report on breathlessly.

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