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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...

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Funny story: George Lopez Visits Sandra Bullock And Cheers Her Up By Cooking Her Some Enchiladas

George Lopez Visits Sandra Bullock And Cheers Her Up By Cooking Her Some Enchiladas

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian George Lopez visited Sandra Bullock in her Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. The Latino comedian, is an excellent cook, and has won numerous culinary awards for some of his signature dishes including Scandina...

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Funny story: Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story: Katie Price Kicks Alex Reid's Ass Over Disabled Parking Space

Katie Price Kicks Alex Reid's Ass Over Disabled Parking Space

Police are investigating a brawl that took place over a disabled parking space and involved Katie Price, the model formerly known with big boobs, and her wife Alex Reid aka 'The Reidernator'. The event apparently occurred in front of the 'Celebri...

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Funny story: Jesse James "TattooGate": Skittles Valentine Is Cycle Chick (#5)

Jesse James "TattooGate": Skittles Valentine Is Cycle Chick (#5)

SAN DIEGO - Jesse James' Cycle Chick #5 has come out of the tattooed woodwork. The fifth member of Jesse's "TattooGate" Gallery is the Tila Tequila-lookalike Skittles Valentine. A close friend of Valentine says that yes her real name is in fact Sk...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Isn't Acting: "'TattooGate' Has Effen Destroyed My Marriage!"

Sandra Bullock Isn't Acting: "'TattooGate' Has Effen Destroyed My Marriage!"

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sits in the backyard deck of her Texas mansion and remarks that she is tired of acting like the good little wife. The slim and trim Bullock has stated that she is sick of hearing all about tattooed labia majoras, greasy mo...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock 'Forgives' Jesse James During Bluray Promo

Sandra Bullock 'Forgives' Jesse James During Bluray Promo

Sandra Bullock finally addressed her marital woes during taping of The George Lopez Show which her company, 'Fortis Films', produces. She was in attendance as a part of a whirlwind tour to promote the replacement of old DVDs with the current blu-ray...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock To Jesse James: It's Over!

Sandra Bullock To Jesse James: It's Over!

Sandra Bullock has announced that her marriage is over and is immediately filing for a divorce from husband, Jesse James. "He's been all over the news and he doesn't seem to care what they print about him of how it affects me. I've had enough. It'...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

LONG BEACH, California - Soon-to-be-ex-husband of Sandra Bullock, Jesse "Dick With Feet" James wants it made perfectly clear that he has never met Ricky Martin, alias "Purple" Martin. James said that he was asked if there was any chance that the e...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce - She Keeps The Houses and The Cars, Jesse (James) Keeps His Tattooed Skanks

Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce - She Keeps The Houses and The Cars, Jesse (James) Keeps His Tattooed Skanks

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock, who it seems like two years ago won The Best Actress Oscar for the movie Blind Side has left her home in Austin and headed for The Left Coast to start divorce proceedings against her 'husband' Jesse "Dick With Feet"...

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Funny story: Jesse James Has Reportedly Been Seen In The Company Of One Of "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

Jesse James Has Reportedly Been Seen In The Company Of One Of "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Sandra Bullock's (somewhat) husband, Jesse "Look At My Crotch" James has reportedly been seen in the company of the high-priced call girl of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, Tessie Cashmere. A close fri...

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Funny story: Jesse James admits he's a big fan of Sandra Bullock's Blind Side

Jesse James admits he's a big fan of Sandra Bullock's Blind Side

Sandra Bullock has received universal praise for her portrayal of Leigh Anne Tuohy in the movie Blind Side, but her biggest fan is none other than her cheating husband, Jesse James. A close source of James said, 'He loves Sandra's Blind Side. Not...

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Funny story: The Jesse James "TattooGate" Saga Continues With Cycle Chick #4

The Jesse James "TattooGate" Saga Continues With Cycle Chick #4

LONG BEACH, California - West Coast Choppers, which is owned and operated by Sandra Bullock's, as of now still-husband, Jesse "Mr. Peckerwood" James has become one of the busiest places in America. A Long Beach police officer who asked not to be i...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Emails Jesse James: "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Tiger Woods Emails Jesse James: "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

ORLANDO - The Tiger Woods family maid Paprika Latibia Madison stated that Tiger emailed Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse "Have I Got Some Nads Or What?" James with a six word email that really and truly said it all, "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!...

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Funny story: Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Brigitte Daguerre Is Cycle Chick #3

Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Brigitte Daguerre Is Cycle Chick #3

LOS ANGELES - Ladies and gentlemen and now we present "Girls of TattooGate" Cycle Chick #3 Brigitte Daguerre. Duguerre, (which is pronounced GIVE Me MON) is a 40-year-old Los Angeles photographer and part time pole dancer. Brigitte has reported...

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Funny story: Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2

Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the "Girls of TattooGate" are starting to come out of the woodwork or more accurately hardwood. And as if sweet little Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock doesn't have enough to worry about with Michelle "Bombsh...

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Funny story: Wesleyan University serpentologists blame Sandra Bullock for 1997 arson disaster

Wesleyan University serpentologists blame Sandra Bullock for 1997 arson disaster

Middletown, Connecticut - (Snake-in-the-Grass): A Wesleyan University secret society today blamed Sandra Bullock for the 1997 destruction of the Mystical Seven cult frat's meeting house called The Snake Pit. The Skull And Serpent spokesman said th...

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