Astrophysicists, astrologers and other planet-looker-aters have fallen to their knees, shaking fists of rage at the sky, damning it for painting the moon blood-red last evening, an obvious side of our impending doom. However, some 'I'm too f--king...
The Moon has been selected to host the 2026 World Cup it was announced today. FIFA are keen to bring the World Cup to places that are undeveloped in economic and football terms and the Moon's bid fulfilled both those criteria. The lack of stad...
NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...
Lunar soil is richer than previously thought, with traces of silver among the complex mix of elements found within one of the moon's craters, according to a new study. The lunar particles were kicked up when a NASA rocket slammed into the Moon ab...
Astronaut Neil Armstrong has revealed that finally, after 41 years of waiting, he has topped that incredible moon landing feeling. In a heartfelt interview, Armstrong spoke at length of the joyous moment on July 20, 1969 when he ushered in anew er...
After getting his head stuck in a jar, a black bear residing in Florida has been chosen to fly into space! A NASA scientist observing the bear in its stressful situation immediately contracted it to fly on Apollo 113 (who?) for a trip to the moon...
Remember when Peggy Hill told Dale Gribble that Vikings were the first people on the moon and she thought she was making it up? Well guess what, it is the truth all along. A new recent study finds that the Vikings had advanced technology they kept...
Muslims around the world are getting pissed off that they are blamed for all the trouble in the world so they plan to leave Earth for the Moon. They have already paid Nasser (the ex president of Egypt) to provide an Islamic inter galactic craft to sh...
Buzz Aldrin has lived for the last 40 years with the knowledge that he was only the second man to walk on the moon, after fellow astronaut Neil Armstrong. But in an exclusive interview with "Jizz" magazine, the monthly journal about masturbation, he...
George W. Bush today spoke of his excitement after his first week on the surface of the Moon. The former President emigrated with wife Laura to Earth's nearest neighbor in an attempt to counter his weight problems after his unhealthy diet saw him bal...
When Robert Pattinson found himself stranded on the moon last week, he must have held out little hope of rescue, and even less hope of finding Dorothy hiding behind a wheelie bin over the rainbow. But thanks to advances in technology, and the incr...
Scientists have today announced that they have invented a new device that converts the light of the moon into energy that can be used to recharge batteries. The device that looks like a small radio with an aerial, picks up the energy from the moo...
According to newly fudged data released by scientists today, the Ozone hole, traditionally said to be over Antarctica, has now broken free from Earth's stratosphere and is drifting towards the moon. Though the news was greeted with cheers by most...
The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, announced today his ambitious twenty year plan to build an airport in the shape of an Elephant on the moon. The plan, to construct eight runways and over a hundred hotels will help cut emissions from the large...
The Director General of the BBC, Mark Thompson, revealed today new plans to save the failing BBC 6 Music and Asian Networks. In a bid to save £600m, BBC 6 and the Asian Network will be beamed down to us from space from a purpose built satellite stat...
Iran who recently launched their own rocket into space now claim they have the technology to go to the moon and will be there within the next six months. They are preparing their new rocket ALLAH 1 to go to the moon and claim the moon for the Musl...
Ellen Degeneres, the newest judge on American Idol, is still trying to find her place on the show, according to the director. This may explain why she found it necessary to moon the contestants during one of the tryouts on Hollywood week. Assista...
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