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Funny story: Snooki Defends Friend Kirstie Alley Against Weight Jokes

Snooki Defends Friend Kirstie Alley Against Weight Jokes

Of all people, Snooki has came forth to defend a friend of hers, Kirstie Alley, from what she calls cruel jokes. "Kirstie welcomed me when I came here and we stayed friends", she told "The West Coast Post". "She can't help it if her normal ass...

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Funny story: Man With The World's Longest Penis Looking For A Fat Bride

Man With The World's Longest Penis Looking For A Fat Bride

Joe Halfyard, the man with the world's longest penis and a member of the Navajo tribe in the Four Corners area of the United States says that he is lonely, that he has money from selling mineral rights and that he is looking for a 'fat bride' who doe...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Angry Over Kirstie Alley's New Whaleskin Dress!

Animal Rights Angry Over Kirstie Alley's New Whaleskin Dress!

Animal rights groups are protesting the latest dress made especially for hefty actress Kirstie Alley which is made entirely from whale skin. "I'm not out to offend anyone", stated Ms. Alley. "I figured that if Lady Gaga can wear a meat dress, I ca...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Best Friend Says Kirstie Better Check Into A Fat Farm Before She Looks Like 603 Pound Gabourey Sidibe

Kirstie Alley's Best Friend Says Kirstie Better Check Into A Fat Farm Before She Looks Like 603 Pound Gabourey Sidibe

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - For the past year or so, former actress Kirstie Alley has tipped the scales at 409 pounds. Well now it seems that one of her long time friends Larleen Brokengate has said that Kirstie has not lost any weight at all which is in co...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Develops Special Sling In Order To Haul Ass!

Kirstie Alley Develops Special Sling In Order To Haul Ass!

Kirstie Alley, everyone's Hollywood Sweet Tooth, has developed a new device that helps her get around more easily by holding on to a shopping cart at the local "Get & Go!" "I invented it myself", stated Allie to our reporter. "When you are sli...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Neighbors Are Furious Because The Actress Has Two Dozen Pets and Virtually Lives In A Freakin' Zoo

Kirstie Alley's Neighbors Are Furious Because The Actress Has Two Dozen Pets and Virtually Lives In A Freakin' Zoo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley's neighbors are up in arms. It seems that the 409 pound celebrity has managed to amass a total of 25 different pets and they literally roam around her property and the inside of her once-exquisite house. A neighbor...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Kirstie Alley To Enter Boston Marathon

Some people are very concerned about Kirstie Alley entering the next Boston Marathon but Kirstie says that she will be fine. "All you have to do is enter the thing and you'll help obese people everywhere begin to think that they can do things too.

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, and Niecy Nash To Star in The Vampire Epic, "The Vampire Diet"

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, and Niecy Nash To Star in The Vampire Epic, "The Vampire Diet"

HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's leading producers, brothers Amaretto and Staccato Monteverdi have joined together to film the vampire epic, The Vampire Diet. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart purchased the rights to the Alec Swishtoot penned n...

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Funny story: Upskirt Photograph Of Kirstie Alley Kills Cameraman!

Upskirt Photograph Of Kirstie Alley Kills Cameraman!

Willie Jenkins, a cameraman who has worked for several tabloids as a free agent and had moved to a permanent spot on the National Pisser, has lain in wait in a cellar under a popular package store for two weeks waiting to catch any stars coming out c...

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Funny story: Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger Lands Private Plane On Kirstie Alley

Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger Lands Private Plane On Kirstie Alley

The pilot who became famous for safely landing a passenger jet in the Hudson River saving everyone aboard has made a second miracle landing with his small private plane. "I don't know exactly what happened", Sully told reporters. It may have been...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore Monger" James. Kirstie w...

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Funny story: Toads Always Leave Five Days Before Kirstie Alley Visit

Toads Always Leave Five Days Before Kirstie Alley Visit

A new study by some eggheads has revealed that five days before Kirstie Alley visits a city or town, the toads all leave. The same thing apparently holds true for earthquakes. Combining the two separate studies, scientists have now requested th...

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Funny story: Kermit the Frog Swears off Pork, Now Dating a Cow

Kermit the Frog Swears off Pork, Now Dating a Cow

Following a tumultuous break up between famed television and stage actors, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, Kermit was apparently seen having a romantic dinner with Kirstie Alley at the Roma Café in Midtown Manhattan. No stranger to controversy, Ke...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Loses 50 Pounds In One Week on Obama's Darfur Diet

Kirstie Alley Loses 50 Pounds In One Week on Obama's Darfur Diet

World known weight yo-yo Kirstie Alley embraced the opportunity to Dance with the Stars by shedding fifty pounds in one week! The champion of the new diet is none other than Michelle Obama who is using her respected political status in order to a...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien, Who Has Been Missing, Is Found Wandering Around Aimlessly In Kirstie Alley's Cleavage

Conan O'Brien, Who Has Been Missing, Is Found Wandering Around Aimlessly In Kirstie Alley's Cleavage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Conan O'Brien, who many remember from when he hosted The Tonight Show before Jay "Crybaby" Leno stole it from him has finally been found. O'Brien who had been missing for months was spotted wandering around aimlessly in Kirstie A...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse, Kirstie Alley To Play Cartoons On New Reality Show

Amy Winehouse, Kirstie Alley To Play Cartoons On New Reality Show

For the first time ever, a Reality Cartoon Show will be on Fox this fall starring two of our country's favorite cartoon characters. Amy Winehouse will play "Singer Girl" who goes on a show to try to win a singing contest while her best friend, pla...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Ex-Maid Said That The Only Thing That Kirstie Does Not Eat Is Words

Kirstie Alley's Ex-Maid Said That The Only Thing That Kirstie Does Not Eat Is Words

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Vanessa Vagiopello, who worked for three years as Kirstie Alley's maid, has revealed some interesting secrets about the 409 pound actress in her recently published book, Thar She Blows - The Kirstie Alley Story. Vagiopello said t...

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