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Funny story: Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed

Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed

While Sandra Bullock had scoffed at the existence of a sex tape between herself and nearly estranged hubby, Jesse James, one reportedly may exist between the motorcycle bad boy and Kate Gosselin. Kate Gosselin, now infamous for her treatment of fo...

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Funny story: Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

Rumors of A 2009 Sandra Bullock Sax Tape Surface

WEST HOLLYWOOD - In a brand new revelation regarding the "TattooGate" saga, now comes word out of West Hollywood of the existence of a sax tape starring Sandra Bullock. The sax tape purports to show the Academy Award winner for Best Actress playin...

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Funny story: Centerfold Shauna Sand Denies Any Involvement With Jesse James

Centerfold Shauna Sand Denies Any Involvement With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shauna Sand, the ex-Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas, has stated that contrary to the rumors that are circulating throughout the Left Coast she is not "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #6. The 38-year-old "Sand Witch" is famous for seducing her 18-yea...

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Funny story: Chubby Brown speaks his mind about Jesse James

Chubby Brown speaks his mind about Jesse James

Chubby Brown is fed up to the 'chuffing' back teeth with all the hullaballoo about Jesse James. "Who the f**k does 'e think 'e is?" Chubby is quoted to have said in a recent interview with 'Persons' magazine. "'E's a f*****g puff and 'e can't even pick a f******g original name. Jesse James my a***e. A know for a fact 'is real name's Nicholas Fartingham-Brown. See our lass told us that, co...

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Funny story: Jesse James "TattooGate": Skittles Valentine Is Cycle Chick (#5)

Jesse James "TattooGate": Skittles Valentine Is Cycle Chick (#5)

SAN DIEGO - Jesse James' Cycle Chick #5 has come out of the tattooed woodwork. The fifth member of Jesse's "TattooGate" Gallery is the Tila Tequila-lookalike Skittles Valentine. A close friend of Valentine says that yes her real name is in fact Sk...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's magic haemorrhoid cream cures Tiger and Jesse's sex addictions

Donald Trump's magic haemorrhoid cream cures Tiger and Jesse's sex addictions

Donald Trump revealed today that he has been responsible for saving the marriages of famous celebrities by applying his own brand of haemorrhoid cream, Preparation Trump to his arse. Trump's arse may not be as famous as Trump's hairpiece but the r...

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Funny story: Jesse James being sued

Jesse James being sued

Jesse James is being sued by the family of the REAL Jesse James. They say that Jesse James - Sandra Bullock's estranged husband is giving their famous ancestor a 'bad name'. Family members of the 'outlaw' Jesse James are livid, saying that 'their...

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Funny story: Jesse James Allegedly following in Tiger's Footprints

Jesse James Allegedly following in Tiger's Footprints

Jesse James has allegedly entered rehab - Sandra Bullock's alleged estranged husband has allegedly cheated on her with, allegedly, four other women and has allegedly checked himself into an alleged rehab. centre for alleged treatment for alleged sex...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Says She Wants To Date Jesse James

Kathy Griffin Says She Wants To Date Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of My Life On The D-List, Kathy Griffin, has told Barbara Walters that she wants to date Mr. "TattooGate" himself Jesse James. Griffin said that she is still somewhat heartbroken over being dumped by Sarah Palin's ex-futu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones"

Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Two Straight Ones"

HOLLYWOOD - Lionsdoor Pictures in association with Cripple Creek Pictures has announced that Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin have been signed to appear in the Monteverdi Brothers production of The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade and Tw...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Isn't Acting: "'TattooGate' Has Effen Destroyed My Marriage!"

Sandra Bullock Isn't Acting: "'TattooGate' Has Effen Destroyed My Marriage!"

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sits in the backyard deck of her Texas mansion and remarks that she is tired of acting like the good little wife. The slim and trim Bullock has stated that she is sick of hearing all about tattooed labia majoras, greasy mo...

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Funny story: Jesse James and Ricky Martin?

Jesse James and Ricky Martin?

On the same day that woman n°4 revealed herself in the sordid Jessie James affair, Hollywood is hot with the rumor that recently outed Ricky Martin may be the next to come forward. Speculation was heightened when he performed a new revised versio...

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Funny story: Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Clinic In Arizona To Cure His Tattoo Addiction

Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Clinic In Arizona To Cure His Tattoo Addiction

TUCSON, Arizona - Jesse "The Tattooed Wiener" James has finally decided that the heat has gotten too hot in his "Crotch Kitchen" and he has decided to admit himself into a rehab clinic. After looking in the Internet he finally found what he feels...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock 'Forgives' Jesse James During Bluray Promo

Sandra Bullock 'Forgives' Jesse James During Bluray Promo

Sandra Bullock finally addressed her marital woes during taping of The George Lopez Show which her company, 'Fortis Films', produces. She was in attendance as a part of a whirlwind tour to promote the replacement of old DVDs with the current blu-ray...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock To Jesse James: It's Over!

Sandra Bullock To Jesse James: It's Over!

Sandra Bullock has announced that her marriage is over and is immediately filing for a divorce from husband, Jesse James. "He's been all over the news and he doesn't seem to care what they print about him of how it affects me. I've had enough. It'...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

Jesse James Says That He Has Never Met Ricky Martin

LONG BEACH, California - Soon-to-be-ex-husband of Sandra Bullock, Jesse "Dick With Feet" James wants it made perfectly clear that he has never met Ricky Martin, alias "Purple" Martin. James said that he was asked if there was any chance that the e...

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Funny story: Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

Is Ricky Martin Jesse James' #5?

The latest speculation coming out of La-La Land is that recently outed Ricky Martin may have been the fifth 'mistress' of ruthless outlaw and tattoo aficionado Jesse James. Jesse James recently admitted to an 11-month extra-martial affair with tat...

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