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Funny story: Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

Michelle Malkin Soul Sells on eBay

HELL - After twelve weeks without a bid, the soul of "Hot Air" blogger and FOX News contributing analyst Michelle Malkin finally sold for the "Buy It Now" price of 99 cents. The buyer, whose registered user name...

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Funny story: eBay to be sold on eBay

eBay to be sold on eBay

eGypt - The worlds most famous auction website is up for grabs on eBay with a starting price of just 0.99 p (gbp).

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Funny story: Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged and Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay buyer posts Negative Feedback

London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was "not the same colour as the photos".

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Funny story: Michael Jackson auctions himself on ebay!

Michael Jackson auctions himself on ebay!

eBay - He dances, he sings, he cooks, and even cleans! He's the ever so wonderful, ever so eventful Michael Jackson. And he's up for auction on eBay!...

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Funny story: Pieces of 2007 Sold on Ebay

Pieces of 2007 Sold on Ebay

San Jose, Calfornia (IPP) - Pieces of 2007 are for sale on eBay. The 2007 items range in price from $109 on up. Some sellers are placing the items in the "Buy It Now" category for the benefit of impatient buyers who simply can not wait fo...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay

Britney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay

Yes, you heard it here first, Britney Spears is putting her children up for auction to the highest bidder on EBay.

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Funny story: Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

For the first time ever, a four year old child has been sold on an internet auction site.

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Funny story: Man sells soul on eBay

Man sells soul on eBay

John C. Jackson of Dallas, Texas, posted his soul for sale on eBay today. The opening bid was listed at $150,000.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million

Ron Paul Look-a-Like Pizza Auctioned on eBay for $1.9 Million

A pizza that looked so much like Ron Paul that Hillary Clinton threatened to use it as a voodoo doll has sold on eBay for $1.9 million. Word has it Republican contenders has purchased it and plan to use it for TV commercials over the next 2 months.

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Funny story: Wealthy Folks Selling Things Cheap on Ebay

Wealthy Folks Selling Things Cheap on Ebay

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - A new trend or fad has developed on ebay wherein wealthy folks are selling expensive items for next to nothing on Ebay.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

Hillary Clinton sells sexy used lingerie on eBay

After top MILF, Hillary Clinton, posed naked for an adult magazine and allegedly

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Funny story: eBay to Quit Auctions

eBay to Quit Auctions

San Jose, Calif. - Online auctioneer eBay Inc.(EBAY) in a press release this morning has announced that it is to phase out it's auction business.

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Funny story: Major EBAY Acquisition Announced

Major EBAY Acquisition Announced

San Jose, California - In one of the largest and most lucrative transactions in the world of mergers and acquisitions eBay Inc (EBAY) announced today that it has completed the deal to buy China.

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Funny story: For Sale: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's suit

For Sale: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's suit

I have in my possession a suit belonging to Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I will be putting this suit up for auction on eBay soon but I wish to give my friends here first refusal at this very important piece of political memorabilia.

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Funny story: Ich Bin Ein Ebayer

Ich Bin Ein Ebayer

San Bernadino, California (IP) - Ebay corporation spokespersons report that they are in the final phase of negotiation with business, religious, military, and government leaders in their effort to take over the world. It is believed that when we all...

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Funny story: God Selling Solar System on Ebay

God Selling Solar System on Ebay

Pearly Gates, Heaven (IP) - Our reporter has just learned that God is fed up with the Earth and the rest of the solar system and has put them up for sale on eBay. Shipping fees will be around $5.96.

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Funny story: United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations, New York (IP) - The United Nations (UN) has demoted Peru down to the status of township. Asked why they had done such a thing the UN responded that they could not think of anything that came from Peru nor could they remember the name...

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