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Funny story: New Study Determines Whiskey 'Delicious'

New Study Determines Whiskey 'Delicious'

Lynchburg, TN - A study, funded in part by Jack Daniel's has determined that, as has long been suspected, whiskey is in fact 'delicious'. The study consisted of blindfolded subjects taste-testing whiskey versus urine, bleach, and other household clea...

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Funny story: Wine Flu Infects Millions of Drunks

Wine Flu Infects Millions of Drunks

Sacramento, CA - Hospitals and toilets everywhere are seeing a sharp influx of patients presenting with Wine flu-like symptoms, including dark red vomit, bedspins, and complaints about 'eating some bad chicken'. Wine flu has been known to science...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Using the relatively negative press coverage over her recent attempt at an acceptance speech for winning this year's "Breakthrough Actress Award", Carey and her publicists are spinning her poor showing on stage with follow up explanations and photo o...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof writer and union rabble rouser Ian Skoobinski was taken to a local hospital after being discovered in a drunk and catatonic state. His wife found him passed out by his favorite recliner and in front of their television set. A study of televis...

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Funny story: 10 Ways To Really Piss Your Wife Off When You're Drunk As A Skunk

10 Ways To Really Piss Your Wife Off When You're Drunk As A Skunk

1 - When you're properly nutted, tell her about the girl that you were really in love with when you were 19. Tell her about how fate tore your burgeoning relationship asunder before it ever really got going. Tell her you'll always have a special place in your heart for that girl. 2 - Watch a really violent, semi-pornographic movie on the TV with the sound cranked right up. Tell her you're only...

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Funny story: Naked Romps, Substance Abuse Of Stars Now Affecting Everyday Americans

Naked Romps, Substance Abuse Of Stars Now Affecting Everyday Americans

The constant reading of magazines and articles on the internet, such as this one, is the major cause of many Americans going out and drinking and shedding their clothes. "I quit wearing panties after that article and pic of Britney", stated one 84...

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Funny story: Toe Jam Found to Cure Hangovers

Toe Jam Found to Cure Hangovers

Palermo, Italy Linked to infectious disease research conducted by the Palermo Institute for Pretty Decent Health, common toe jam was found to be the best cure for sever hangover. Accidental hangover benefits were discovered after performing c...

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Funny story: Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK. Another ASBO You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story. In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.

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Funny story: Survey Proves That Businesses Prefer College Bums To Self-Made Hard Workers

Survey Proves That Businesses Prefer College Bums To Self-Made Hard Workers

The Council Of Advancing Public Education has released its annual 'Survey Of General Hiring Trends In U.S. And European Companies' again finding that businesses and government agencies in general would prefer to hire drunk-assed college graduates tha...

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Funny story: Drunk Fool Falls Off Bicycle - Confronted By Blonde Bimbo

Drunk Fool Falls Off Bicycle - Confronted By Blonde Bimbo

We've just heard that a drunk English idiot today fell off his bike, becoming entangled in a shrubbery type bush before emerging wearing a scratched face and a stupid grin. The idiot, allegedly a contributor to satirical website theSpoof.com who c...

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Funny story: Dead NFL Star Steve McNair Accused Of Drunkenness

Dead NFL Star Steve McNair Accused Of Drunkenness

(AP) - NASHVILLE, Tenn. - The local Sherriff here says he will file charges against the late NFL star Steve McNair for having a blood-alcohol level twice Tennessee's legal limit when his girlfriend shot him to death. Sherriff Bud "Big Butt" Hunnecutt...

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Funny story: Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking

Flintoff: Cricket Hurting My Drinking

Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff, 31, has announced his retirement from Test cricket in order to spend more time with his ale. After an injury-plagued career, the talismanic all-rounder will now confine himself to games lasting less than two hours. "I...

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Funny story: Arsenal Ace Drowns Sorrows In Style

Arsenal Ace Drowns Sorrows In Style

Nicklas Bendtner, Arsenal's 6'2" Danish international striker drowned his sorrows in style at a London nightclub following his team's thorough flogging at the hands of a rampant Manchester United. Bendtner was seen to be escorted from a South Kens...

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Funny story: Rumpled Drunk on Bailey's Foresaw England's Future

Rumpled Drunk on Bailey's Foresaw England's Future

The brilliant British TV classic Rumpled Drunk on Bailey's proved not only to be great viewing but also has proven to be quite prescient. Multiple plots from the alcoholic barrister's adventures in London's courts and barrooms have literally come tru...

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Funny story: Last Person to Leave Town too Drunk to Turn Off Lights

Last Person to Leave Town too Drunk to Turn Off Lights

Kyle, Il. - A town of just more than 700 people, Kyle was a close knit community. But high taxes and a recession along with fears of continued flooding has taken it's toll on this flat bottomed community. As the population waned and businesses cl...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...

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Funny story: "Government The Enemy Of Drunks" Says Pub Boss

"Government The Enemy Of Drunks" Says Pub Boss

J.D. Witheredspoon, the pub magnate and godfather of cheep booze slammed the government today for not doing more for drunk people. In a speech made at "The Moon In Old Bank", one of his newest pubs, Mr Witheredspoon called for more to be done. "T...

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