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Funny story: Bush attacks Happy Hour

Bush attacks Happy Hour

With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...

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Funny story: Celebrants of southern "man room" come together for "Man Olympics," venicent chili, cheap beer and Polish sausage; impress each other with manly sounds and bubble bursting; lucky to survive the night

Celebrants of southern "man room" come together for "Man Olympics," venicent chili, cheap beer and Polish sausage; impress each other with manly sounds and bubble bursting; lucky to survive the night

Celebrants of the completion of a "man room" in the home of Blacky Poplarski, "The Polish sausage" reveled this morning in the wee hours, regressing about 10 years in age for every hour they stayed up drinking beyond midnight.

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Funny story: Ireland predictably lowers drinking age to 4

Ireland predictably lowers drinking age to 4

DUBLIN, Ireland - In a very unsuprising move today, the Republic of Ireland passed a law that lowered the legal drinking age in the country from ten to four years old. Approximately 0.0003 percent of the population was stunned at the announcement mad...

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Funny story: "Two hairs of the dog and a stiffener for our pal in the limo, landlord"

"Two hairs of the dog and a stiffener for our pal in the limo, landlord"

Soweto, South Africa - (Ass Mess): South African film studios are planning an updated 21st century remake of the 1956 classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers following an incident in Soweto this week.

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Funny story: Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

Most Girls Prefer to Swallow & not Spit

LONDON (Defecated News) - A recent study released by soft-drinks giant Labia Cola, shows us the drinking patterns of today's female youth.

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Funny story: Government set to ban drinking in pubs

Government set to ban drinking in pubs

The government is widely expected to call time on what it calls "the outdated and unhealthy practice of selling alcohol in pubs".

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Funny story: Concerns raised over Japanese binge drinking culture

Concerns raised over Japanese binge drinking culture

The Japanese Ministry of Karaoke was last night attempting to play down claims made by some observers that British levels of binge drinking were now being observed in Japanese society, something that would have been unthinkable even yesterday morning...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Dumps Hubby Kevin

Britney Spears Dumps Hubby Kevin

In a move not unexpected, Pop singer Britney Spears sent husband Keven Federline packing. Publicist Margaret Smith said that "Britney had enough of the playing around and the drinking and the immaturity. Now that they have a child, she needed...

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Funny story: President George Bush Drinking Again!

President George Bush Drinking Again!

WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...

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Funny story: Drinking and Driving: Where the only victims are the drivers themselves.

Drinking and Driving: Where the only victims are the drivers themselves.

As not only a proud supporter of drinking and driving, I think that people make too big a deal out of drunk driving. Who reading this has not had a few drinks and has taken the option of driving? If you have you understand how much better it is. Not only do you save the extra $50 you would have paid for a taxi, but that extra $50 is now availble in getting your self more hammered. Everybody...

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Funny story: David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

David Wells Drinks Two Cases of Beer, Throws No-Hitter

Bragging that he throws better when he's severely intoxicated, David Wells tossed a no-hitter against the Montreal Expos immediately after drinking 24 beers in one hour on Tuesday. "I thmelled like a frat house at 2 a.m. Would you be cumferb...

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