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Funny story: Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!

Top-10 Top-Secret Dating Tips for Men!

Men, is your dating life DOA? Not to worry! These top-secret tips from NYC's #1 professional matchmaker will put the "life" back in your love: 1) Don't be a douchebag! Yes, it's true that ladies loooove douchebags - but they love non-douchebags even more! You can get plenty of trashy booty by acting like a jerk, but if you're interested in some seriously high-class love, acting like a decent, c...

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Funny story: Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

Buddhist Admits Present Moment Not So Great

After decades of dharma talks, retreats, and solo meditation sittings - the sole aim of which was to fully experience the present moment - Buddhist Ken Foley finally admitted that the present moment was not so great. "I don't regret anything," say...

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Funny story: Dating Hell

Dating Hell

It's not often when our editor comes out of his office, but he came out a few weeks ago and shouted, "James, I have a story for you!" He proceeded to tell me his brilliant idea for a Valentine's Day story, and he wanted me to chronicle my dating life for our readers. I reluctantly agreed only because I had become so tired of being angry and cynical due to the fact that my ex left me for his...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant

Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen alias "The Space Cadet" wasted no time as he was seen trying to hit on Vanessa Bryant at a Pizza Doll Restaurant located near Sunset and Vine. Charlie was wearing an NFL New York Giants baseball cap and a New England Patr...

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Funny story: Physicists guide to romance

Physicists guide to romance

As any biologist will happily tell you, at some point even a physicist must find a suitable mate. Otherwise, where do baby physicists come from? Therefore, it follows that at some point in any physicist's life, there will be a need to procreate. Please see the earlier physicists guide to identifying the sexes, as attempting to procreate with same gender people will prove fruitless. And sometimes p...

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Funny story: Cheat Sheet - How To Identify A Crazy Guy Before It's Too Late

Cheat Sheet - How To Identify A Crazy Guy Before It's Too Late

I have a very dear friend who attracts a particular type of spices that should only be referred to as Bat Shit Crazy, BSCs. I will take on the challenge of this particular revolution, just please jump on the band wagon so I don't seem…. I think you get it. Once we are all secured in this vessel, we need to let the scientific community in on this new idea, if only for the purpose of identifying th...

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Funny story: Your Daily Flexicon: Thursday Dec 1

Your Daily Flexicon: Thursday Dec 1

Please join me each day as I reveal the words and phrases guaranteed to keep you single for a whole year. Sourced directly from the world's finest internet dating profiles, Your Daily Flexicon is the essential guide for the online dater, or indeed anyone who has a thing for typos, malapropisms and plane baad speling. This might get your attention: "I'm a beautiful bursty brunette." If yo...

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Funny story: Flexicon: The mangled language of online dating

Flexicon: The mangled language of online dating

Allow me to introdunce myself. Oh dear, did I just make myself look stupid? Okay, I confess: I swiped that eloquent introduction from a profile I spotted on an internet dating site. You see, I had decided to try online dating and I was spending some time checking out the site, getting a feel for the kinds of people who were on there. It didn't take me long to realise that the search for a per...

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Funny story: Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

The makers of the how to teach kissing app have developed an app for the iPhone and Android phones that will analyze a potential date and give you information regarding the person through a password protected text message. Jake Stephens of San J...

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Funny story: Three ways in which you know you'll wreck your relationship

Three ways in which you know you'll wreck your relationship

Things are going well. You like her. She likes you. She spent the night. You called her the requisite six or eight times the following day. But you and I know, you've only got another week to 10 days before you start screwing up. It's inevitable. You won't fight it. First, you'll go ahead and order that food you and I know you should never eat if you're planning on living among people within...

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Funny story: Desperate Man Meets Desperate Woman, Both Decide that they aren't Nearly that Desperate

Desperate Man Meets Desperate Woman, Both Decide that they aren't Nearly that Desperate

Desperate for dates of any kind, Susan Fugly and Jerry Booger, both of Cleveland, Ohio, who met through the dating service I'll Take Anything, met for their inaugural and last date at a local restaurant called Grease Is Us. Sitting in a booth at the back of the restaurant next to a bay window that overlooked a landfill, both parties were a bit stunned by what they saw. So stunned in fact that...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie dating Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie dating Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie stopped into an internet cafe earlier today and not only opened up about her relationship with Justin Bieber, but confirmed it! She was wearing a small, pink dress with blush on her cheeks and her hair was tied in two pony tails. "...

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Funny story: Zac Efron only dates pretty women

Zac Efron only dates pretty women

The Sun Post news magazine reports that Zac Efron only dates the prettiest women on earth, and that's bad news for women who are not attractive. Zac Efron's ideal woman is fair skinned with European features and a slim body. He is now dating t...

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Funny story: 12 Great First Dates

12 Great First Dates

Because dinner and a movie just don't cut it any more. 1. Meet. Interact. Communicate. Intuit. Associate. Amuse. Delight. Bewilder. Surprise. Astonish. Wonder. Prostate massage. 2. Buy a gun / Steal a car / Try to run / but you don't get far ... 3. Floss date. Do you like cinnamon-flavored dental floss? (Like a coffee date except…) 4. You meet for services at some funky unfamiliar chur...

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Funny story: LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

Financial and social news wires buzzing from the story that broke earlier today, the mystery woman who would be Warren Buffett's former gal pal reportedly owns majority stock in the LG electronics corporation. A Canadian resident, self made billio...

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Funny story: Song: "Mirror, Mirror"

Song: "Mirror, Mirror"

I like songs. I like writing songs even more. Okay, this is a poem-y thing, but it's... look, just read. I'm sure you can make up a tune in your head. "Mirror, Mirror" I'm a wreck, And insecurity, Hell, I've a vanity lift! Say that I'm amazing, Am I really worth for mating? 'Cause I can always stare into the... Mirror (mirror)! How amazing cool is my image? I'm not an iconoclast,...

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Funny story: Woman Starts Dating Service For Lonely Satirists

Woman Starts Dating Service For Lonely Satirists

Ames, Iowa - Miss Mabel Normand, 33, has recently started a dating service for a class of people she says are "almost entirely left out of society" and spend most of their evenings watching re-runs of Monty Python, hunting down old clips of Peter Coo...

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