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Funny story: If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

If Beehive Clothing Sold Eternal Companions

By way of explanation, Beehive clothing is the name of the store where Mormons buy their temple clothing (outside of Utah, they are generally attached to LDS temples). They also believe that marriage within one of their temples is "for all eternity" and not "until death do up part." This short vignette, which can be performed as a reader's theatre or play, is based on...

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Funny story: Ten die in Afghan attack

Ten die in Afghan attack

A startling scene of death and chaos was found in the local homeless shelter yesterday morning. After many exhaustive hours of investigation and little evidence to work with, it was determined that the deceased were the victims of afghan attacks. One...

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Funny story: Original M.C. Hammer pants fetches $2 at Goodwill Store

Original M.C. Hammer pants fetches $2 at Goodwill Store

Oakland CA -- A pair of extremely baggy pants that were worn by the rapper M.C. Hammer during the early 90's were bought by a Mrs. Julie Brooks at a Goodwill Store yesterday. The pants are part of a large collection of clothing that was donated b...

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Funny story: Limping home - again!

Limping home - again!

For whatever reason, I let myself be talked into doing something pretty silly last night. Honcho, one of Giddy's men, challenged me to a Wood Run. Out here, that means putting on boots, protective clothing and a blindfold and then running as fast as you can through some thick woods. You can do a Wood Run alone if you like (and I sometimes do), but usually it is more of a race and there are a...

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Funny story: Nudeism Made Easy

Nudeism Made Easy

Naturism, the concept of doffing one’s clothing and experiencing life as our Creator intended, has always appealed to me, and on many occasions I have even become what one might call a “closet nudist.” Before and after showers, when dressing or undressing and in certain other unmentionable situations, I am sometimes to be found wholly unclad. While this may shock and disappoint some, let me tell...

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Funny story: Oh, Lord, The Ring

Oh, Lord, The Ring

So I was there outside the Cineplex on line for tickets to see the last installment of The Lord Of The Rings- The Return of the King. Sitting huddled against the side of the theatre was a homeless guy, all dirty and stinking of cheap gin. He was dressed in tattered but garishly colorful clothing; bright yellow boots that had seen better days and a torn blue jacket, all stained and worn. He had a...

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Funny story: Tailor says 'Job Just Doesn't Suit!'

Tailor says 'Job Just Doesn't Suit!'

Yesterday, a tailor in Gloucester proclaimed loudly, "Whoops! There go my pants!" before becoming sombre and moodily whispering, "This job doesn't suit me any more."...

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