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Funny story: DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

DWTS Tells Bristol Palin Diva Up or You're Going Home

Bristol Palin bristles when she reads stories that claim she is being a diva on the set of Dancing with the Stars. In fact, she claims that nothing could be further from the truth. "I've watched my mother become a diva and if anything, I try so hard...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's DWTS Outfits to Be Made by Vatican Nuns

Bristol Palin's DWTS Outfits to Be Made by Vatican Nuns

When Bristol Palin announced that her Dancing with the Stars outfits would be modest, it seemed inevitable: they should be made by nuns. And why not go right to the top? The Spoof can now confirm that it is the nuns at the Vatican -- the ones...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin to Appear on America's Got Talent

Bristol Palin to Appear on America's Got Talent

WASSILLA, AK - Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, announced today that she would be appearing as a contestant on next season's America's Got Talent. Ms. Palin did not say what her talent-act will be, although rumors abound: EKKK! Online re...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Ecstatic That Daughter Bristol Will Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Is Ecstatic That Daughter Bristol Will Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was speaking before The Wasilla Taxidermist Society of Wasilla when she was asked what she thought about daughter Bristol being one of the contestants on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. Palin, took a dee...

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Funny story: Len Goodman Drops A Dancing With The Stars Bombshell Regarding Bristol Palin

Len Goodman Drops A Dancing With The Stars Bombshell Regarding Bristol Palin

HOLLYWOOD - The elder judge on Dancing With The Stars Len "The Crotchety Grouch" Goodman, who hails from England, has dropped a British bombshell on the DWTS producers. Goodman who in an all out fight with a pit bull could probably hold his own ha...

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Funny story: After pinkie-swearing custody pact Levi-Johnston-Bristol Palin to pose nude together to raise college funds for Tripp

After pinkie-swearing custody pact Levi-Johnston-Bristol Palin to pose nude together to raise college funds for Tripp

Levi Johnston & Bristol Palin have finally reached a custody pact over son Tripp. Both pinkie-swore to abide by the following points: - like, not say mean and nasty things about each other unless the other party totally-totally agreed - lik...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Considers Run for Wasilla Mayor against Levi Johnston

Bristol Palin Considers Run for Wasilla Mayor against Levi Johnston

Sarah Palin is pushing her oldest daughter into the political arena whether she likes it or not. After Levi Johnston announced his intended run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Bristol came forward and said she may run for the same office. We all kno...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston Wants To Be The Next Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska

Levi Johnston Wants To Be The Next Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has just announced that he plans on running for mayor of the town of Wasilla. Johnston, who got back together with his baby's mother, Bristol Palin,...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

In the continuing saga of 'The Palins', on again, off again, on again and now off again, Bristol Palin has called off wedding plans with Levi Johnston. Apparently Levi was one of those 'secret' people that were invited to the Chelsea Clinton marri...

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Funny story: Breaking news! On again-off again Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston secretly married!

Breaking news! On again-off again Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston secretly married!

It's official! Hours after splitting for the umpteenth time Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are BACK TOGETHER and secretly married. The on-again off-again, on-again off again couple say they defied Sarah to exchange vows. "We're truly in love an...

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Funny story: Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Denies She Caused Bristol Palin To Break Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Denies She Caused Bristol Palin To Break Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Kathy Griffin, star of My Life On The D List, had just finished her stand up comedy routine at the Gorgonzola Cheese Balls Theater, when she was asked about the reports that Bristol Palin was saying that the reason she broke off...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Bristol Palin Broke Off Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

The Real Reason Bristol Palin Broke Off Her Engagement To Levi Johnston

WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin's orthodontist has revealed that Sarah and Todd Palin's oldest daughter has broken off her engagement to her longtime boyfriend and fiance Levi Johnston. Dr. Elroy "Puffy" Hickorypux, 83, said that apparently Bristl...

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Funny story: Wedding Off? Bristol Palin's Levi May Have Knocked Up Girlfriend!

Wedding Off? Bristol Palin's Levi May Have Knocked Up Girlfriend!

It seems the Bristol/Levi wedding might be canceled but who knows? Sarah Palin is beginning to think that this is a soap opera instead of real life as a report has came out that her daughter's fiance and father to her grandson, has gotten one of h...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin And Fiance Levi Johnston Not Going To Do TV's "How To Make A Baby"

Bristol Palin And Fiance Levi Johnston Not Going To Do TV's "How To Make A Baby"

After announcing their re-engagement a few weeks ago, Bristol Palin told reporters that she and her baby's father, Levi Johnston are not going on any kind of television reality show. "None of the rumors are true. We are simply getting married and...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Loses the "It's Me or the Dog" Argument with Bristol

Sarah Palin Loses the "It's Me or the Dog" Argument with Bristol

Sarah Palin has finally thrown down the gauntlet to her daughter Bristol and has told her, if you marry that dog, I'm not going to attend the wedding. "See how many people come to your wedding when they find out I won't be in attendance," Palin is sa...

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Funny story: Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand! On a thread from 'Pattaya Gir...

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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...

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