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Funny story: Davos demands recapitalisation over wine riot

Davos demands recapitalisation over wine riot

Representatives at this year's Davos conference are rioting, according to Twitter reports from the Swiss resort. A series of meetings have been placed at risk after delegates have taken to violence over bar bills. At a meeting dubbed Banking Af...

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Funny story: 200 million pound bail-out for shoe industry

200 million pound bail-out for shoe industry

An unusual early victim of the recession the shoe industry is falling fast into place behind retail and the car industry in the list of economic bail-out-ees. The industry is estimated to have made almost no profit in the past year and with shoe supe...

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Funny story: Bailed Out Financial Firm Cancels Plan To Purchase Expensive Corporate Jet

Bailed Out Financial Firm Cancels Plan To Purchase Expensive Corporate Jet

After being pressured by the Obama administration, Sleazigroup Inc. reversed it's course today and said it will not take delivery of an expensive corporate jet it previously planned to purchase. The canceled deal comes amid a chorus of concerns fr...

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Funny story: Merrill Lynch's Thain Eats all the Cake; Leaves Only Crumbs for Taxpayers and Clients!

Merrill Lynch's Thain Eats all the Cake; Leaves Only Crumbs for Taxpayers and Clients!

Washington/DC/ Financial News as Usual - Financial Analysts have finally called the DEMs TARP scheme what it really is: Just another BLANKET COVER UP to shield excessive greed and political corruption! Highlighting the TARP disgrace is the break...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Lends The U.S. $2 Billion

Oprah Winfrey Lends The U.S. $2 Billion

CHICAGO, Illinois - Talk show host, media mogul, and the new Secretary of The Treasury Oprah Winfrey has just announced that she is personally lending the United States government $2 billion. Ms. Winfrey, owns five mansions in five different state...

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Funny story: Obama Sends $25 Billion of Bail Out Money To Oprah Winfrey

Obama Sends $25 Billion of Bail Out Money To Oprah Winfrey

The historic $750 billion in bail out money will be spent to help Ford, GM, and .... Oprah Winfrey. In a move that Nancy Pelosi and Harry Ried said that they will be sure to pass, new President Barack Obama has earmarked $25 billion dollars for talk...

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Funny story: O'Bama Two Faced Coin Most Popular Commemorative!

O'Bama Two Faced Coin Most Popular Commemorative!

Beijing,China/ Toxic Junk Export News - Despite massive infusions of cash into the sagging US economy, the biggest STIMULUS appears to be the unprecedented outpouring of cash to snap up anything dealing with the Coronation of Barry O'Bama, the Iris...

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Funny story: U.S. Porno Whizs Ask For Government Bailout

U.S. Porno Whizs Ask For Government Bailout

The leaders of the porn industry were all sitting around on their stained couches in various states of undress chomping on Domino's pizzas. Stardust had just given the delivery guy a tip he'd never forget. "I'm bored." said Maximum Headroom, star of 'No Butts About It'," What could we possibly do to out-sleaze anything we've done before?" "Hey!" yelped Larry Flynt, "Let's ask for a gov...

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Funny story: US porn industry seeks stimulus as economy slows sex drive

US porn industry seeks stimulus as economy slows sex drive

After ailing banks, automakers and ice cream vendors have all received loans and government bailouts, the US porn and sex work industry is ready to demand a government stimulus 'package', saying the economic slowdown has reduced sex drives and hit bu...

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Funny story: Open Letter from Hugo Chavez to Barry Obama: HELP!

Open Letter from Hugo Chavez to Barry Obama: HELP!

Caracas, Venezuela Office of the President January 10, 2009 TO: Barack Hussein Obama II President United States of America Chicago, Illinois Hola me Amigo Barrio! Forgive my informal address, but I feel we are brothers, even though I have never been friendly with a "darkman" before. But I feel our roots are from the same type of fertile backround, me from the slums of Caracas, you fig...

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Funny story: Flynt, Francis to Assist Federal Government in Sperm Bank Bailout

Flynt, Francis to Assist Federal Government in Sperm Bank Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. - When Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild filmmaker Joe Francis traveled to Washington to ask for $5 billion in bailout money, their expectations weren't exactly high. To their surprise, Congress offered them a deal i...

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Funny story: Obama to Bail Out Federal Government

Obama to Bail Out Federal Government

President-Elect Barack Obama announced a plan to bail out the federal government Tuesday morning. He appears to have broad bipartisan congressional support. The federal government has committed trillions of dollars to assisting banks, car companie...

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Funny story: Bush gives $17 Billion Holiday Gift to Automakers

Bush gives $17 Billion Holiday Gift to Automakers

Washington DC: Following the defeat of the $47 Billion "Automaker Bailout Bill" in the US Senate, a meeting was convened in the White House Oval Office. Meeting participants included Bush Administration Officials, the Automaker Chief Executive Office...

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Funny story: Government to bail out struggling drug dealers

Government to bail out struggling drug dealers

Struggling drug dealers have been promised huge amounts of taxpayers money by the government in a deal designed to save their ailing businesses. A government spokesperson stated that the collapse of the industry is a result of previously wealthy b...

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Funny story: Mafia Receives $300 Billion Bailout From Congress

Mafia Receives $300 Billion Bailout From Congress

Washington DC-- Congress awarded the Mafia a much-needed emergency cash bailout for $300 billion today. The unusual early moring session was held at 2AM behind closed doors. The measure was passed in the House, 435-0. The bill was folded into a p...

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Funny story: Evangelical Opiate of the People: The Commoners' Religious Bailout

Evangelical Opiate of the People: The Commoners' Religious Bailout

The 2008 recession has proven to bad for all business except one. The evangelical enterprise of numbing the hopelessness of the ordinary human by relieving them of their last dime has turned out to be a boom industry. Church attendance is skyro...

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Funny story: Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

(Chicago-Illinois) In the shadow of current Illinois Governor (and soon to be sharing living space with a 300 pound White Aryan Nation member named Pile Driver) Blagojevich's FBI investigation, the Obama Economic Team is alleged to have proposed a pl...

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