New York - (Squalid Ass Mess): Time-of-the-Month magazine's eagerly awaited Top 100 Most Wannabe list has added teenage actor Zac Effrontery to its rankings. The 21 year-old High School Musical star was branded a deadbeat loser after two years of...
Leaked news from Hollywood Ca suggests that teen queens Hudgens and Lohan are to star in a remake of classic 70's TV cop show Cagney and Lacey. The original, which starred Sharon Gless and Tyne Daly as streetwise New York cops scooped awards by th...
Breaking news from Broke Britannia - A wrinkly old fart of a cleaner at the UK's Wigan University, Donald Skoob 97, today told us that he'd finally found out who Miley Cyrus is. The doddery old git, who smelled quite strongly of urine and boiled c...
London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants. I was getting a much needed breath of fresh a…
Early Last week Vanessa Dumped Zac stating that "she was bored of him." Zac did his best to bring her back in to his arms but no luck. Vanessa said to the fans that were following about the breakup "women wanted Zac, So I quit. It wasn't anybody's...
The nominations are: Jesse McCartney and Miley Cyrus Zac Efron and Anne Hestia Kevin Brody and Hilary Duff Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie John Mayor and Haylie Duff Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, Sadly Vanessa Hudgens was left out this year because of her break up with Zac, Jesse and Justin. And the winners are: Zac and Anne… thought they haven't been together for long but as you...
Zac Efron has broken his nose in five places whilst playing basketball in a public park. Plastic surgeons were called to the scene immediately, but a spokesperson has announced that Efron "may never be attractive again." The world's markets were q...
Uh oh! Zac Efron is having cock trouble again and this time it's serious. The High School Musical prick just can't keep it under control. He's tried everything from tieing it down with garden takes, jamming it in a cupboard and even considering ge...
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has abandoned his desire to smack co-star Vanessa Hudgens' bottom in favor of directing his attention towards her pet cat instead. The exuberant - some say, gay - actor had previously been publicly vili...
And now for news that is probably only squeal-worth to, sensations Zac Efron and Brenda are dating. Teen queen Brenda Song reportedly dumped Joe Jonas for Efron and Efron is reportedly cheating on his HSM co-star Vanessa Hudgens. Song, 20, st...
Apparently TheSpoof.com is now being received on alien computers which want to know more about the earthling culture. One of the most consistent messages from outer space has been the persistent question: "What the fuck is a Zac Effron?" A...
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an ultimatum to High School Musical actor Zac Efron: get you cock circumcised before I let it anywhere near my tits. Efron owns a cockerel that likes nothing better than waking him at dawn break every mo...
It's official: High School Musical star Zac Efron is a breast man. Or so he tells his grandmother. The actor likes nothing more than having a plump, ripe, juicy pair of breasts laid out in front of him to salivate over. And eat. "I love chicken...
First he smacked it, then he shoved his entire arm up inside it and now he's finally hopped onto it and rode it like it always wanted to be! The 3-legged donkey at High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens' private animal sanctuary has carried...
High School Musical actor Zac Efron has got himself in a whole new bunch of trouble after he shoved his hand the whole way up into co-star Vanessa Hudgen's ass. Her pet donkey, that is! Efron has been pestering the poor creature since he first...
We have this interview with a singer from Asia, her name is Anne Hestia Anne: let me introduce myself, I'm Anne and I have a couple of albums (what's on your mind) and (the truth). I was born in 1994 in S.Y.R and moved to USA when I was 10. Mag: how come we haven't heard of you before? Anne: I didn't publish my albums because I wanted to keep my identity hidden for a while, I didn't want...
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey. Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems tha...
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