In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox. The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting...
George Steinbrenner and his sons, Henry and Harold, say they are tired of going through the mess that is today's New York Yankees. "I want us out while we are at the top, having won the World Series for the first time in many years, even though w...
According to those who live near New York Yankee slugger known to everyone as A-Rod, has been taking steroids for some time. Next door neighbor, Bertha Longnose, told a reporter from UP2 that she had witnessed some strange events. "I've seen...
It came as a great shock to many, but Yankee great, Yogi Berra, stated that he too used something probably illegal to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame. "Back then, we didn't have no steroids because nobody had found any, even though I guess they...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees have just won the 2009 World Series. They defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in game six 7 to 3. And in capturing the world baseball title, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has shown the sports world what spen...
The newest Supreme Court Justice is, for sure, a team player. Literally. During breaks in court sessions, she's warming up for her latest gig, pitching for the New York Yankees in the World Series. Yankees manager Joe Girardi was not eager t...
NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod has finally commented on the Letterman-Palin controversy which centered around him. A-Rod said that he first heard about all of the brouhaha when he was sitting in the dugout dur...
The New York Yankees have issued a demand to the commissioner of Major League baseball today, requesting that the 2009 baseball season be immediately restarted. The Yankees, who signed new players over the winter with contracts over $250 million,...
Thespoof.com: Jacoby Ellsbury the running bandit stole home and the Boston Red Sox ran off with a three-game sweep of the New York Yankees. Boston's speedster surprised left-hander Andy Pettitte with his dash in a three-run fifth inning that gave...
The New York Yankees outfielder, Manny Wadpockets, pleaded guilty yesterday to involuntary flashing charges after bending over and tying his shoes and having his pants AND shorts split, exposing his ass to a bunch of Red Sox fans headed for home at t...
New York Yankees fans were shocked today when the club announced that it has decided to play no more games in the "clearly cursed" new Yankee stadium. Following the loss of the first ever game played in the stadium to the Cleveland Indians, a spok...
Washington, D.C. - After attending Sunday Easter Service, where the president's new pastor stood at the bully pulpit delivering the Summon on the Mount more like a pitcher fresh from the bullpen still warming up on the pitcher's mound, throwing a wil...
The wealthiest team in history has yielded one of the richest bacterial cultures in the CDC record books. Usually in yankee lore the records were for homeruns, pennants and world series. But since the Steingrabber twins fired Joe Torre,a malaise has...
NEW YORK CITY - Financial Service Investment Manager Bernard Madoff has just announced that his company, Ponzi Amalgamated Investment Trust has just purchased The New York Yankees, The Boston Celtics, and The Dallas Cowboys. The combined purchase...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - New York Yankees superstar and self-professed ex-steroid user, Alex Rodriguez has asked that he be traded. A-Rod told a reporter for ESPN that he is having an extremely hard time trying to concentrate on baseball with the...
In another example of the levels of finance that the New York Yankees are operating with, a spokesman for the team announced today that they have decided not to complete their move to the new Yankee Stadium. Having had a number of different events...
LOS ANGELES, California - Joe Torre, the ex-manager of 'The Boys in Pinstripes,' the New York Yankees has written an expose on his old team. The book which will come out Feb. 3 is entitled, 'My Life in Pinstripes - The Gripes, The Hypes, & The...
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