The latest revelations about Wayne Rooney's love life have rocked the PC World. Sources within the computer repair technical department have revealed that the Manchester United footballer has had his laptop repaired 2000 times this month. An...
Recent studies conducted by England's highly respected Jane Johnson Institute of Journalistic Gender Disorders located in Wolverhampton, West Midlands has discovered a new male dysfunction. This new affliction is unique for several reasons. First...
Manchester United is shouldering big debts, as are a number of clubs in the league. The players received the news today that they will be expected to moonlight in order to bring in more revenue for the club. They reacted with mixed emotions but no...
Wayne Rooney's twitter site is very popular, but has been attracting many weirdo's (it's the nature of the animal!). The majority of Looney's visiting Rooney's (site) obviously come from Liverpool, the red side there of. It's bad enough for FC Liv...
An ecstatic Sir Alex Ferguson hailed Wayne Rooney after the Scouser kept his cool to slot home the penalty that clinched the Premiership title for Man Utd. Fergie couldn't praise the sometimes troubled striker enough after the 1-1 draw with Blackb...
Having just secured a record breaking 19th league title, Manchester United players were celebrating in front of the massed ranks of their fans in the Darwen End at Ewood Park, when disaster struck. United secured the title-winning point they neede...
Rooney is 'fit to be tied' since he heard that a rumour was going arouind that he is 'pimp' for EPL players. "OK Arv go' a little black book like - but wo'ever. Arm no freakin' pimp. A pimp does it for cash righ'? Well alls Arv done is pass a coupla names on to me mates like a good scouser would like. No' a penny 'as changed 'ands so 'ow can A be called a 'pimp? Arm tellin' me mam and...
An unnamed Premier League star has had his identity hidden by a super injunction amidst claims that he did not have sex with the prostitute in the Wayne Rooney case. The star, said to be a 'top name' with one of the UK's leading clubs-thus ruling...
Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko. Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he repli...
Man United souperstar, Wayne Rooney, has been kidnapped. It seems that after the Man United whitewash against the hopeless Krauts called Schalke 04, Wayne Rooney was kidnapped on the doorstep of his luxury mansion in full "Monty" after fulfilling his...
Wayne Rooney joined the massed ranks of Manchester United supporters enraged by the outrageous prices being demanded by ticket touts for the Champions League showcase final against Barcelona at Wembley on May 28th. On some internet sites, prime ti...
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney has confirmed on social networking site Twitter, that he has been interviewed by police investigating the sensational News of the World phone-hacking scandal. It's believed that Rooney has elected...
London - Fears that February's Krak De Chevaliers UFO is behind desecration of the Queen's Gallery picture has seen Syrian ambassador Dr Sami Khiyamit booted off the nuptial wedding invite list. The Damascus craft menaced the Dome of the Rock in I...
It has come to our attention that there was an inaccuracy in our preview of the European Championship tie between FC Schalke 04 and Manchester United yesterday. Under the headline Manchester United's Wayne Rooney To Be Subject To Schalke Winking C...
United's England star strike, Wayne Rooney, will face some unusual tactics in the European Championship quarter final tonight. It has emerged that FC Scalke 04 players plan to wink at him throughout the match in an effort to put him off his game.
Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...
The Wayne Rooney roller coaster goes on. In a week when he let loose a foul mouthed tirade at the cameras after completing a hat trick against West Ham that saw him receive a 2 match ban and lose a megabucks contract with Coke, the controversial S...
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