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Funny story: Bush encourages all Iraqis to vote: offers nickel incentive

Bush encourages all Iraqis to vote: offers nickel incentive

Bush calls for a huge Iraqi turnout for elections. At the risk of their lives, Bush wants every Iraqi to vote in the upcoming election, and later in any election that could affect Bush in any way. ''The terrorists will stop at nothing to try...

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Funny story: GOP "Don't Get Out The Vote" Campaign In Full Swing

GOP "Don't Get Out The Vote" Campaign In Full Swing

Cleveland, Ohio: The Republican Party announced that its "Don't Get Out The Vote" campaign is being met with widespread success in key battleground states, including Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida.

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Funny story: Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking

Undecided Voters Rapidly Shrinking

Pollsters have been forced to take a second look at recent data showing a decline in the number of likely voters. It is now known that many undecided voters in key swing states are suffering from an extreme form of dwarfism. The finding explains re...

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Funny story: George W. Bush - Ominous Threat at Final Debate

George W. Bush - Ominous Threat at Final Debate

Critics are shocked as only minutes away from the closure of tonight's final debate former oil insurance ombudsman and campy cheerleader George W. Bush stared directly in to the camera and declared. "Vote for me - we wouldn't want an...

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Funny story: Cheney: "A Vote for Kerry is a Vote for Terror"

Cheney: "A Vote for Kerry is a Vote for Terror"

Des Moines, IA (AP)--Vice President Cheney warned the American people on Tuesday that if John Kerry is elected this November, "then the terrorists will have already won."...

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Funny story: Protestors Protest - Forget to Vote

Protestors Protest - Forget to Vote

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Funny story: Who do I vote for?

Who do I vote for?

This November many Americans are faced with a difficult decision. I hope this helps anyone that is confused by all of the political bickering.

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Funny story: Voting Meaningless, Says FEC Chairman

Voting Meaningless, Says FEC Chairman

Federal Election Commission Chairman Bradley Smith explained to reporters today that an individual vote is effectively meaningless. "Look, there are 300 million Americans out there," Smith said, "You can't be so naive you think YO...

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Funny story: New Grass Roots Political Party

New Grass Roots Political Party

The Undecided Party by Chuck Michel I am not a Republican nor a Democrat. I belong to a new grassroots third party called the Undecideds. The title may be a misnomer since we Undecideds are not undecided at all. We know perfectly well who we are not going to vote for in the next presidential election, which is neither the Republican nor the Democratic nominee. There are those who will say,...

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Funny story: Senator Kerry Goes After The Transvestite Vote With Eddie Izzard

Senator Kerry Goes After The Transvestite Vote With Eddie Izzard

In a move to appeal to another minority group, Senator John Kerry has teamed up with Transvestite Comedian Eddie Izzard. The two will appear in a series of 13 live concerts to be held in various battleground states in the months after the Democratic...

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Funny story: Kerry to Swap Bullets, Donuts

Kerry to Swap Bullets, Donuts

In a surprise bid to capture the pacifist vote, Senator John Kerry today said that he will, if elected president, swap out all of the bullets in the United States of America with delicious, calming Krispy Kreme donuts.

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Funny story: Bush Campaign Documents Leaked: Bush goes for popular vote this time!

Bush Campaign Documents Leaked: Bush goes for popular vote this time!

Unconfirmed Sources report shocking revelations found in Bush campaign documents. The documents show a complete change in the Bush election strategy. To win the next election they plan to 'get more votes than the other guy!'...

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Funny story: Smart bunch all for Kerry in '04

Smart bunch all for Kerry in '04

SCINTILLA, Neb. -- A poll taken among Nobel Prize winners about who these people would vote for in the next Presidential election revealed an astounding result.

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Funny story: All Britney Spears news stories banned

All Britney Spears news stories banned

CHICAGO -- A policy created by the United Association of Press Writers (UAPW) in a unanimous vote calls for all newspapers and agencies to ban Britney Spears stories.

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Funny story: Bush Goes After Crossover Democrat

Bush Goes After Crossover Democrat

Unconfirmed sources report Mr Bush's political strategy for re-election involves getting a crossover Democrat to vote for him in 2004. To achieve this goal the administration has compiled a short list of crossover voters to target.

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Funny story: A Paid Advertisement for John Kerry

A Paid Advertisement for John Kerry

To all the good citizens of America who can vote for me: I am John Kerry---someone you can both trust and look up to. While serving as a Senator from Massachusetts, I have worked hard to gain your appreciation. I am running for President of...

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Funny story: Decorators Vote: Belgium Worlds Dullest Country

Decorators Vote: Belgium Worlds Dullest Country

Imagine you are dressed in brown clothes - a brown shirt, brown coat, brown pants, shoes and socks. Imagine that everyone around you is dressed in brown and that everyone they know is wearing brown.

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