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Funny story: Teenage Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre- Part Friday The 13th. Be very afraid.

Teenage Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre- Part Friday The 13th. Be very afraid.

Johnny Boy is dead. He has been decapitated for no apparent reason. By some mysterious hand. His head lies some three feet away from his body. His blood seeps into the floorboards. "We have a problem here people," Abel Zorro Rodriguez says through gritted teeth. "It looks like Johnny Boy has bit the bullet. In short, he's a bit dead." "And we have serious continuity problems here...

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Funny story: Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...

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Funny story: PETA Warns of Piñata Violence

PETA Warns of Piñata Violence

Norfolk, VA - Birthday parties are more than just cake and ice cream. To some they're celebrations of animal cruelty. "Pin the tail on the donkey, animal shaped piñatas. Where you hear laughter I hear screaming - we're teaching children that it's...

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Funny story: Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Catches Wife 'At It' With Another Man

Spoof Writer Catches Wife 'At It' With Another Man

A writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was released from police custody this morning after finding his wife in bed with another man. The writer was arrested following a vicious assault on his naked victim. Reports reached us that the writer...

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Funny story: San Francisco Carnage: D.C. Metro Copycat Crashes BART Train

San Francisco Carnage: D.C. Metro Copycat Crashes BART Train

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The horrific Metro crash in Washington D.C. was virtually replayed in San Francisco today when an underground BART train headed for downtown smashed into the rear of another at the height of evening rush hour, injuring scores of c...

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Funny story: New Anti-Social Networking Site 'What You Lookin' At?' is launched

New Anti-Social Networking Site 'What You Lookin' At?' is launched

After the success of Facebook, Twitter and Ireallyneedablowjob.web, the latest of many social networking sites has been launched, but this time with a subtle twist. To suit the needs of 21st century urban living, 'What You Lookin' At?' allows user...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Girl Scout Troop Beats Chris Brown to a Pulp

Brooklyn Girl Scout Troop Beats Chris Brown to a Pulp

NEW YORK CITY, NY - While strolling alone through a neighborhood in the Bushwick/Bedford area near Brooklyn, celebrity punk-ass Chris Brown was the victim of assault and battery by a group of girls including nine members of the Girl Scout Council of...

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Funny story: War Hero Beaten by Teenage Gang

War Hero Beaten by Teenage Gang

A war hero was in shock last night as he was beaten by a gang of hoodie clad teenagers in the UK's final of 'Antiques Roadshow - Name your price'. The one off charity special gave the contestants the chance to guess the value of the objects on displa...

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Funny story: China judokas 'faked their rage'

China judokas 'faked their rage'

WONGDONG, China - Bone-aspartame tests on judokas in south China have shown that thousands had faked their rage, often in order to keep competing in judo events. Tests on nearly 13,000 judokas found that more than 3,000 were nicer than their appar...

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Funny story: Phil Mitchell Turns Little Ben Mitchell Into 'A Chip Off The Old Block'

Phil Mitchell Turns Little Ben Mitchell Into 'A Chip Off The Old Block'

Little Ben Mitchell, the son of Phil Mitchell the EastEnders thug, has come a long way since he arrived in Albert Square. When his mum, Kathy, died in South Africa in 2006, Ben came to Walford to live with his brother Ian Beale, and, at that time, wo...

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Funny story: Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's violence

Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's violence

LOS ANGELES - Last week, the militant animal rights organization BAMBI masterminded a spectacular "bust-out" of hundreds of zoo animals from the Yorba Loma Zoo, where they had been kept captive for many years. The bust-out reinforced the strength of...

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Funny story: Wife Beating lessons on the NHS?

Wife Beating lessons on the NHS?

Hair-trigger temper men across Britain awoke to the news that they may soon be able to hone their partner bruising skills for free, via a new Government incentive scheme. Police chiefs had recently reported the amount of officer hours wasted on do...

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Funny story: Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

An innocent, defenseless video game has been viciously attacked by a gang of hideous and angry, albeit well dressed and sophisticated, middle class hate-mongering mothers in Slough, UK. The game, an incident free frolic through a platform world o...

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Funny story: New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama. Industry insiders had previously praised Ritchie for his "change of direction", when it was announced tha...

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Funny story: British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

Lord Sebastian & Co., the Chair of the London Organising Committee of the London Olympic and Paralympic Games has announced in a statement the new sports that will be included in the 2012 London Games. Of primary interest to people in this cou...

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Funny story: Glasgow gets city of violence award

Glasgow gets city of violence award

Glasgow was today named a United Nations City of Violence, and the honour was bestowed on it by the UN cultural body Unazico's chairman, Henry von Kissinger. 'For too long Scotland's achievements at violence have been unjustly igonored by Unazico'...

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