The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...
Research just published by Foxord University has made the bold claim that there is no link between mental illness and violence. Professor Bertram Doodle-McFuckwit, Dean of the Faculty of Psychiatry, described the ground-breaking results of the st...
A BAR SOMEWHERE - Despite dropping into a combat stance and ripping his shirt off, a hulking tough guy has informed you in no uncertain terms that engaging in one-on-one combat with you is the last thing he wants to do. "I don't want to fight you,...
In one of his many "I told you so" moments, Glenn Beck has commented that he is the first one to tell his viewers that violence against the US government by fed up citizens was going to start to happen. Boasting a 100% accuracy rate, Beck claimed...
Police are claiming victory against criminals following statistics showing that non-violent crime has been completely eliminated. The latest figures from the Bureau of All Statistics (BallS) show that not a single incident occurred over the course...
Latest research from the University of Camberwick has shown that people over the age of 85 are more likely to start a serious world war than people half their age. In a paper published in "Which War" Magazine, top scientists claim that out of 5000...
Psychologists had predicted a drop in the number of incidents of spousal abuse following news that stocks of Strong Belgian beer were becoming scarce. The beer is being held up by strike action, and the problem has been exacerbated in the UK due to...
Police say a woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because the Chicken McNuggets she ordered weren't available. Police were called Monday to the restaurant They say 36-year-old Helen Damation was treated for injuries, then jai...
The LAPD continued to make a mockery of law enforcement this week, in their latest ill-fated investigation into the murder of Rap Legend Biggie Smalls. Long after closing the initial case, a junior officer stumbled across "Rap Beef" volumes one to...
Johnny Boy is dead. He has been decapitated for no apparent reason. By some mysterious hand. His head lies some three feet away from his body. His blood seeps into the floorboards. "We have a problem here people," Abel Zorro Rodriguez says through gritted teeth. "It looks like Johnny Boy has bit the bullet. In short, he's a bit dead." "And we have serious continuity problems here...
New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...
Norfolk, VA - Birthday parties are more than just cake and ice cream. To some they're celebrations of animal cruelty. "Pin the tail on the donkey, animal shaped piñatas. Where you hear laughter I hear screaming - we're teaching children that it's...
US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...
A writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was released from police custody this morning after finding his wife in bed with another man. The writer was arrested following a vicious assault on his naked victim. Reports reached us that the writer...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The horrific Metro crash in Washington D.C. was virtually replayed in San Francisco today when an underground BART train headed for downtown smashed into the rear of another at the height of evening rush hour, injuring scores of c...
After the success of Facebook, Twitter and Ireallyneedablowjob.web, the latest of many social networking sites has been launched, but this time with a subtle twist. To suit the needs of 21st century urban living, 'What You Lookin' At?' allows user...
NEW YORK CITY, NY - While strolling alone through a neighborhood in the Bushwick/Bedford area near Brooklyn, celebrity punk-ass Chris Brown was the victim of assault and battery by a group of girls including nine members of the Girl Scout Council of...
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