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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.

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Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham reveals she is actually a bloke

Victoria Beckham reveals she is actually a bloke

Victoria Beckham, the celebrity wife of footballer David Beckham, admitted on Panorama last night that she was actually born a bloke and changed gender two years before her first Spice Girls album. Her revelations have sent shock waves around the wor...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham's breasts to be used as new economic indicator

Victoria Beckham's breasts to be used as new economic indicator

Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England, has announced a stunning new method that the Monetary Policy Committee will be using to gauge whether interest rates should rise or fall.

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Funny story: Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

Posh Spice to be "M" in new Bond film

The producers of the new James Bond film have announced that the character of "M" - Bond's boss - will be played by footballer's wife and pub singer, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham.

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Funny story: Diana was about to replace Victoria Beckahm as Posh in Spice Girls

Diana was about to replace Victoria Beckahm as Posh in Spice Girls

The Diana inquest was rocked today when Paul Burrell continued his revelations about the last few days of Diana's life.

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Funny story: Spice Girls use return home concert at London's O2 Arena to announce their new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes

Spice Girls use return home concert at London's O2 Arena to announce their new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes

London, England - After their successful reunion tour, the Spice Girls announced at the O2 Arena in London that they would be taking on new professional stage names, reflecting their lifestyle changes. The Spice Girls will no longer be referred to as...

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Funny story: Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle

Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle

Victoria Beckham was today reported to have dashed from the hairdressers to a waiting car with blacked out windows after setting fashion tongues wagging with yet another change of style.

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Funny story: New Spice Girls Album Only Available At Victoria's Secret

New Spice Girls Album Only Available At Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret announced today that it will be the exclusive retailer for the newest Spice Girl's album. The album, which will contain the group's greatest hits plus some new songs, will not be available at any other record store or outlet. Vi...

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Funny story: Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

There was a surprise new contestant in the Princess Diana Competition yesterday, when Victoria Beckham, wife of the American footballer David, joined the jury. Beckham, real name Posh Spice, visited the crash site in Paris where Diana and her rich...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Victoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur

Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.

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Funny story: Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

In yet another further attempt at finding fame in America, medical guinea pig David Beckham and his rake-thin homemaker wife Victoria, stole a HumVee and caused 5 billion dollars worth of damage driving on the wrong...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Recent American imports The Beckhams are reported to be furious over a portrait of Victoria commissioned by David Beckham for her "official 21st birthday" (real age 47 years).

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham 'a sinister and pointless ragbag of bodily fluids'

Victoria Beckham 'a sinister and pointless ragbag of bodily fluids'

New York - (Ass Mess): The desperate attention seeker wife of has-been football hero David Beckham has been dubbed a 'sinister and pointless ragbag of bodily fluids' by New York's iconic style bible Radar Magazine.

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Funny story: Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Armando Iannucci, Scotland's favourite funny man, all round cheeky chap and writer / creator of sitcom "Friends", has hit out at David Beckham, footballer, for his poor sense of humour.

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Funny story: I really do nothing very much at all says Victoria Beckham

I really do nothing very much at all says Victoria Beckham

After a long hard look at herself, professional wife Victoria Beckham stated - "I really do nothing very much at all."...

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Funny story: Manchester United Try To Sign New Improved 4-Year-Old Beckham

Manchester United Try To Sign New Improved 4-Year-Old Beckham

After a report on The Spoof over the weekend that David Beckham has, through jet lag, been regressed to the state of a 4-year-old, it has now emerged that Manchester United have approached LA...

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