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Funny story: Vatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous

Vatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous

A special Vatican council of Bishops, Archbishops and Priests says many left-leaning American nuns are an embarrassment to the Roman Catholic Church for not speaking out more loudly against abortions, rubbers, gay marriage and high church posts for w...

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Funny story: Vatican dismay at lack of RSVP for Irish Catholic abuses

Vatican dismay at lack of RSVP for Irish Catholic abuses

The Vatican has expressed its 'dismay and betrayal' at the Catholic Clergy across Ireland for its failure to invite their seniors to join the many instances of child abuse across the country. In a report published on Tuesday, it called for a 'new...

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Funny story: 'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed. St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! -...

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Funny story: Discovery Institute to buy the Vatican

Discovery Institute to buy the Vatican

The Discovery Institute, the public and commercial face of the Intelligent Design Creationism movement have made a bold bid to buy the Vatican from the Catholic church. "We believe that the Catholic church has lost sight of what it was set up to a...

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Funny story: 'Third Secret of Fatima' says next Pope will be an alien

'Third Secret of Fatima' says next Pope will be an alien

Rome - It's part of moves to atone for the Extraterrestrial Schizm that's rocked the Church since the year dot: God's covenant with non-Earthlings embraces the appointment on an ET pontiff to suck seed (sick) Papa Ratzi - as decreed by the Virgin...

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Funny story: Italy sells the Vatican to bail itself out of debt

Italy sells the Vatican to bail itself out of debt

Rome - Bishop Guido Sarduchee held a press conference today announcing that the Vatican has been taken over by the Italian government. The relics of Christendom are now available on Ebray, the online action house. The Pope himself is up for ren...

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Funny story: Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum

Berlusconi asks Pope for Asylum

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request. "Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...

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Funny story: Vatican City Steps In To Avert Economic Armageddon

Vatican City Steps In To Avert Economic Armageddon

In a week that has seen the leaders of the most powerful countries in the world skitting around like loose sheep on a motorway, one of the most powerful and least understood nation states has finally made a decisive move. As the Eurozone countrie...

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Funny story: The Pope caught shoplifting lingerie

The Pope caught shoplifting lingerie

Pope Benedictine XVI was today arrested after being caught on CCTV stealing ladies undergarments from exclusive Rome department store Il Condome. Head store detective Francino Goonisimo described today's events: "Belissimo, arriverderci, tagli...

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Funny story: Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...

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Funny story: Vatican confessionals hacked by Murdoch tabloid!

Vatican confessionals hacked by Murdoch tabloid!

The reaction was swift last night when the news hit the global community that the News of the World tabloid had once again broken all bounds of propriety when they hacked the confessionals of the Vatican. The Guardian is reporting that hundreds of ho...

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Funny story: Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Rome - (Jesus Wept News): A 'spolier' prediction by cabinet-maker and amateur seismologist Raffaele Bendandi has rattled the Vatican. The wannabe seer reckoned that today, May 11th's astrological alignments would spark the Big One, razing the Eter...

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Funny story: £600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

£600 a time hairdo man Nicky Clarke confused by Pope John Paul II's Beatification

It appears Nicky Clarke completely lost the plot with regards to the beatification of his holiness and deadness Pope John Paul II. Having set up a mobile hairdressing studio on the balcony of the Vatican this morning, he was chased away, much to h...

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Funny story: Wiccan scorn as Pope JP II saint-making machine cranks up for Feast of Beltane

Wiccan scorn as Pope JP II saint-making machine cranks up for Feast of Beltane

Rome - The Vatican has hijacked Sunday's pagan New Year's Day to beatify a monster exhumed in a public freakshow. United Grand Coven sources said today veneration of the six year-old corpse - and a 'sacred' vile (sic) of his blood - is typical of...

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Funny story: Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Vatican officials today angrily refuted an internet rumour that a total of 820 meat feast pizzas, 200 porcetta sandwiches, and 400 portions of suckling pig have been ordered for a Good Friday meat-up in the Vatican Museums. "This is a nasty unfoun...

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Funny story: New Vatican Book Full Of Errors

New Vatican Book Full Of Errors

YouCat, a new book produced by the Vatican, has had to be amended after a number of errors were found. The book, which is intended to explain the catechism to a younger audience, was withdrawn just a few days after being available in Italian shops...

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Funny story: Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...

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