There was anger and condemnation today from the Vatican, over the jailing of little known punk band Pussy Riot in Russia. The group was booked to play at the Popes 'Jesus Rocks' benefit concert next weekend, but the sentencing of the ladies in Mos...
In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...
Little Paul, the Pope's butler, has been thrown in the Vatican jail accused of betraying the pontiff He faces 30 years in jail if he is found guilty. Paolo Gabriele, 46, is accused of being the mystery whistleblower who has been leaking docume...
Sister solidarity? You betcha! Italian nuns, appalled by the stern rebuke against a leadership group of American nuns issued by the Vatican a few weeks ago, have taken action. Last week they declared themselves on strike, refusing to cook, clean...
Wal-Mart stock dropped sharply again today as the Associated Press is reporting that another scandal has emerged for the giant corporation. Sources within the Vatican have confirmed on condition of anonymity, that officials at the highest level at bo...
The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues. And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.
A special Vatican council of Bishops, Archbishops and Priests says many left-leaning American nuns are an embarrassment to the Roman Catholic Church for not speaking out more loudly against abortions, rubbers, gay marriage and high church posts for w...
The Vatican has expressed its 'dismay and betrayal' at the Catholic Clergy across Ireland for its failure to invite their seniors to join the many instances of child abuse across the country. In a report published on Tuesday, it called for a 'new...
London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed. St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! -...
The Discovery Institute, the public and commercial face of the Intelligent Design Creationism movement have made a bold bid to buy the Vatican from the Catholic church. "We believe that the Catholic church has lost sight of what it was set up to a...
Rome - It's part of moves to atone for the Extraterrestrial Schizm that's rocked the Church since the year dot: God's covenant with non-Earthlings embraces the appointment on an ET pontiff to suck seed (sick) Papa Ratzi - as decreed by the Virgin...
Rome - Bishop Guido Sarduchee held a press conference today announcing that the Vatican has been taken over by the Italian government. The relics of Christendom are now available on Ebray, the online action house. The Pope himself is up for ren...
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has asked the Pope for asylum over lunch last week in the Pontiff's private apartment at the Vatican. The meeting had been at Berlusconi's request. "Signor Berlusconi has always had a high regard for...
In a week that has seen the leaders of the most powerful countries in the world skitting around like loose sheep on a motorway, one of the most powerful and least understood nation states has finally made a decisive move. As the Eurozone countrie...
Pope Benedictine XVI was today arrested after being caught on CCTV stealing ladies undergarments from exclusive Rome department store Il Condome. Head store detective Francino Goonisimo described today's events: "Belissimo, arriverderci, tagli...
A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...
The reaction was swift last night when the news hit the global community that the News of the World tabloid had once again broken all bounds of propriety when they hacked the confessionals of the Vatican. The Guardian is reporting that hundreds of ho...
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