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Funny story: Ashley Greene To Star In The New Vampire Movie, "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains"

Ashley Greene To Star In The New Vampire Movie, "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains"

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Greene was vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with her personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Greene who portrays Alice Cullen in the extraordinary Twilight Saga series told a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Mor...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Star In The Remake Of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'

Lady Gaga To Star In The Remake Of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'

HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and The G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will begin shooting the remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Christmas Eve. The original...

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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 4: The Good, The Mad And The Whoa, You're Ugly!

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 4: The Good, The Mad And The Whoa, You're Ugly!

Previous Chapters: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Eggnog walked like a man on the very edge of losing the contents of his bowels. It was almost a tip-toed half stumble, with his buttocks clenched tight, arms flailing either side of him. This man-child dwarf had serious medical issues, thought John Bray as he followed him along the dimly lit corridor. While trying hard not to stare...

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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 3: Getting In To It, But Still A long Way Off From The End

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 3: Getting In To It, But Still A long Way Off From The End

Previous Chapters... Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Carlsberg was a huge city. To the common man it was a jumble of wood and stone, with no rhyme or reason in it's construction. But to the more open mind it was a beautiful showcase of architecture. It's parks were immaculate and well tended. And it was regarded throughout the land as the forefront of cultural and academic studies. The main stre...

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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 2: A Short While After The Beginning

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 2: A Short While After The Beginning

John Bray strode through the delapidated gate way. Towering wrought iron gates clung to what was left of the supporting pillars, entwined with all manner of bramble and bracken. The gates were wedged open, looking as though they had not been shut in many years. The gravel crunched underfoot, and still the rain beat down. Drumming in to his skull with the precision of a metronome. He looke...

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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 1: The Beginning

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 1: The Beginning

The year was 1802. And it was raining. John Louis Bray hated the rain. He had been unceremoniously dropped at the crossroads a few hundred yards back. Protesting to the driver of the carriage that it was unfair, and even offering extra funds to complete the journey, the driver had firmly told him in broken English 'no'. The coach was to go no further. For all the money in the world. A...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the Nickelodeon Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming on a Halloween special based on Elvira McFiddletocky's 18th century novel The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires. The specia...

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Funny story: Global Vampire Halloween Costume Shortages Reported

Global Vampire Halloween Costume Shortages Reported

The Association of Halloween Costume Providers (AHCP) have issued a statement advising anybody who is considering renting a vampire costume for the Halloween festivities to act fast, or else face huge disappointment. Ever popular, vampire costumes...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Film "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires: Buzzz-Buzzz Went The School Bell"

Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Film "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires: Buzzz-Buzzz Went The School Bell"

HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Miramix Pictures has just announced that they will begin filming the sequel to the Justin Bieber - Miranda Cosgrove movie, The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires entitled, The Pre-Tee...

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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta. The producers of the film Ashwani...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with The Gladiator Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on Martello Pellagrini's film The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell. The movie will star Samantha Ronso...

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Funny story: The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

The Movie "The Vampires Suck" Brings Back The Long Lost Art of "Sucking"

HOLLYWOOD - The vampire movie parody, The Vampires Suck has just opened and already it has jumped all the way up to #29 on the movie charts. It has surpassed the movie based on Paris Hilton's self written autobiography, Look At My Ass - It's Hot,...

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Funny story: Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Star In The Kiddoes Channel Movie "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires"

Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Star In The Kiddoes Channel Movie "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - The Kiddoes Channel has just announced that they will soon begin production on their new teen movie entitled The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires. Canadian teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will appear as young Count Alfred...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse To Star In "The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell"

LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures and G-Spot Productions has just announced that they have signed Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse to star in The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell. The...

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Funny story: What Do Male Mosquitoes Do When the Females are off Vamping?

What Do Male Mosquitoes Do When the Females are off Vamping?

Scientists at the Manual Noriega Malaria Research Institute in Panama City, Panama spend all their time chasing information about female mosquitoes while the male mosquito is virtually ignored. The mosquito research tabulates massive data about the...

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