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Funny story: The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl...

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Funny story: Rue McClanahan Dead: Jokes About Her Ancient Vagina Will Live On

Rue McClanahan Dead: Jokes About Her Ancient Vagina Will Live On

Former Golden Girl Rue McClanahan has passed away at age 76. Rue, the Samantha Jones of the geriatric set, achieved room temperature via stroke at 1 AM today, according to her manager. Interestingly, Mcclanahan and Sex and the City star Kim C...

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Funny story: MIT Professor Releases New Theory on the Angle of the Dangle

MIT Professor Releases New Theory on the Angle of the Dangle

Spatial Mathematics professor, Dr. Haywood Jablome, released his new theory on the Angle of the Dangle, and the dangle's proximity to the line of entry needed for intersection with a black hole, or any other color hole for that matter. After years...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner win the 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' contest in Atlanta competition

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner win the 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' contest in Atlanta competition

Miley Cyrus was crowned 'Mrs Vagina 2010' last night in Atlanta Georgia, at the Mr and Mrs Vagina Pageant 2010. In a surprise twist, Taylor Lautner beat two other favorites who took runner-up positions in the Mr & Mrs contest. First runner-up...

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Funny story: Putin wounded In Moscow subway bombing; Flying vagina hits him in the head!

Putin wounded In Moscow subway bombing; Flying vagina hits him in the head!

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has a collossal headache this morning after being pulled from the wreckage of a suicide bombed subway car. He was treated at the scene and left with a small bandage on his forehead and contusions on his face and nose caus...

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Funny story: Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic of the man with the talking pen...

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Funny story: Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina Duet On Charity CD

Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina Duet On Charity CD

As of Monday, music lovers the world over will be able to play a nice new tune on their i-Pods content with the knowledge that they have also contributed much-needed funds to a worthy charity. Which is pretty old hat really. Except that this si...

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Funny story: Ed Ball's Build Your Own Vagina Project in a Flap!

Ed Ball's Build Your Own Vagina Project in a Flap!

The Nation's school children have been devastated to hear that Ed Ball's much vaunted & long awaited pet scheme "Educating The Nations's Children to Respect through the Medium of Building a Better Vagina Project" has sadly been scrapped after a f...

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Funny story: Kate Silverton In Vagina Lip Lipstick Scandal

Kate Silverton In Vagina Lip Lipstick Scandal

Newsreader and vamp Kate Silverton is at the centre of a new scandal this morning, after it was alleged the sexbomb had applied one of her new range of lipsticks to her piss flaps. The bespectacled sexbomb, a major turn-on for hundreds of thousand...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Lovestruck teens the world over heaved a collective sigh of relief today as it was finally announced that Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, aka actor Robert Pattinson, aka Rob Pattz isn't really allergic to vaginas after all. The story was circulate...

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Funny story: "Hey There, Vagina" Song Soars Into Top Ten

"Hey There, Vagina" Song Soars Into Top Ten

A Wierd Al Yankovic like parody of the song "Hey There, Delilah" has soared into the top forty and jumped to the number six spot in it's first week of release. Music experts say that "Hey There, Vagina" will probably grab the top position in the Top...

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Funny story: Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently. The results were astounding here they are: A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold! B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina

Dick Cheney's New Heart Shaped Like Vagina

Austria - Dick Cheney is in Austria for a very special operation to replace his heart with a new man-made pump called the VRSEX4U. Cheney has complained in recent days to friend and confidant Sarah Palin about his inability to have relations with...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel - First Anniversary Update.

Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel - First Anniversary Update.

On the first anniversary of one of the decade's leading news stories, top reporter Dick Dirtbox and a couple of his drinking cronies held a press conference to announce the latest developments in the continuing saga of the man with the world's larges...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Upset Her Crotch Pictures Not News Story of Decade

Britney Spears Upset Her Crotch Pictures Not News Story of Decade

Pop tart and singer Britney Spears admitted that she is upset that pictures of her naked crotch (taken when she exited a taxi in a short skit and without panties) were not selected as the Photo of the Decade or Entertainment News Story of the Decade.

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Funny story: Carly Fiorina Dismisses Claims That Her Vagina is "Evil"

Carly Fiorina Dismisses Claims That Her Vagina is "Evil"

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina defended her vagina this morning amidst growing speculation that it has aligned itself with the Devil's ends. Concerns were raised shortly after Fiorina joined John McCain's Presidential Campaign as a seni...

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Funny story: Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!

Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!

The area is electric with the news that eccentric recluse, noted satyr and voyeur, Fernando Monte Verde, The World's Most Interesting (& irresistible) Man was coming to the Grand Strand on a talent search for the woman with the World's Most Be...

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