The Biologists of the Human Anatomy conducted a world wide survey as to what is the most popular body part, the resounding, overwhelming response has been the vagina. The study was financed by a federal grant. Throughout history the vagina has played a major role in conquest and war. Armadas of ships have set sail all for the love of vagina. Men of the world have died in battle or been killed...
(US & A) - The reality-TV miniseries, Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina, has only been airing on The loosely-named Learning Channel for five episodes. But it is setting records in viewership, with more than 1 out of every 100 Americans...
I've finally busted my 300th story, cherry. While I never set out to exclusively write stories with vagina's attached to them, in some way, or fashion, it turned out that way. I've had everything from insane vagina's terrorizing small towns, to Kelly Picklers vagina, waiting for it's close up. With a lot of lubrication between. Readers want a little vagina in their stories and I can prove...
The votes have been tallied and the judging is done. For the 4th year consecutively, Megan Fox has taken, no, eclipsed the competition by taking first place in the most desirable vagina in the world contest. This years field included, Paris Hilton...
There used to be beauty pageants judging personality, poise, talent, evening gown and beauty. Now, they've gotten to the bottom of the line, the purest form, the essence, the prettiest kersloppus. Women across America have started competing in...
Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage once again. This time showing up at the Hollywood Santa Parade. Parents and children alike were running for their lives as Paris's VaJJ was slithering up and down Hollywood blvd. It was oozing gallons of slime...
Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno. Paris's ker...
As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...
Jumping on the band wagon requesting Gag Orders are many writers of The Spoof. Footballers are requesting Gag Orders right, left and centre in an effort to keep their names out of the press regarding extra-marital sex escapades with fellow team-ma...
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity. It has become such a huge hit amongst the North African/Algerian woman that it has caught on with their Parisian sisters. Lysette Pettit-Trou said "I first heard about having my clopper sewed back up from a Musli...
LA- Linda Ronstadt and Jerry Brown in the headlines again? Will California ever have leadership that doesn't have some hollywood or music ccnnection? Apparently not yet, and definitely not now! Jerry Brown, who was a household name in 1970s Califo...
A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man - me - noticed the word in...
MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...
TARZANA, California - The former governor of Alaska and female leader of the splinter Republican group The Tea Bag Party was in town attending a meeting of The Big Game Hunters of The San Fernando Valley. Palin was asked if she keeps up with the l...
Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a favorite of young men everywhere, but she had a procedure done earlier this year that has elevated her to the status as one of the hottest female celebrities this side of the solar system. Jennifer Love Hewit...
Vagina psychiatrists at Oral Robert University just announced the results of a twenty year blind study. They closely followed and studied a group of ten thousand vaginas for a period of twenty years. The findings of this study will change the way vaginal psycho analysis are conducted and their psychotherapy. Back in the early seventies there was a wide spread epidemic of claustrophobic vaginas...
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