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Funny story: Schools to Become Universities

Schools to Become Universities

Following the success of turning every local technical college into a university Michael Gove, Education Secretary, has announced plans to turn all secondary schools into universities as long as they can come up with a silliest enough name, like Univ...

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Funny story: The following article has been paid for and endorsed by Osama Bin Laden without his knowledge.

The following article has been paid for and endorsed by Osama Bin Laden without his knowledge.

The Taliban University of Suicide Bombers would like to praise its graduating class of 2010. This years Val Victorian went to Osama Osama Mudafi. Mr. Mudafi is swollen with pride to represent his classmates. Out of all twenty three students, Mr.

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Funny story: Foxord University Faculty of Psychiatry says: 'Mental illness not linked to violence'

Foxord University Faculty of Psychiatry says: 'Mental illness not linked to violence'

Research just published by Foxord University has made the bold claim that there is no link between mental illness and violence. Professor Bertram Doodle-McFuckwit, Dean of the Faculty of Psychiatry, described the ground-breaking results of the st...

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Funny story: Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College, serving the greater Hog Jaw, Arkansas area, has just named a dog as the school valedictorian. This is the first time the school has named an animal to the position since Buttercup the horse got special points...

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Funny story: Toddler Plans Shenanigans At Cambridge

Toddler Plans Shenanigans At Cambridge

A toddler who has won a place at Cambridge University is planning to have a wild time. Little Aloysius Motherboard, aged two-and-a-quarter, will begin his studies in fingerpainting, numbers and astrophysics, in October. But unlike his fellow ju...

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Funny story: Taliban University offers four year degree

Taliban University offers four year degree

The College of Taliban is offering a new four-year degree in Suicide bombing. Alfrasondefrick Mohamed, Dean of students says the field of Suicide Bombing is booming and sees the need to prepare future students for an exciting and explosive career...

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Funny story: Web Based Grade School Announced by the University of Bedrock

Web Based Grade School Announced by the University of Bedrock

The University of Bedrock has offered web based studies for college students since 1999, and has been successful with thousands of employed graduates. Now the Web based educator is expanding into the heretofore uncharted territory of basic public e...

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Funny story: Top University to offer degree in "State Scrounging"

Top University to offer degree in "State Scrounging"

The University Of Merseyside has created a controversial new degree which aims to educate young females in how to successfully prolong their time claiming benefits. This bold move from Liverpool University stems from recent criticism it received from...

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Funny story: Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

Single girl decides to list Facebook relationship status as married to roommate

BOSTON, MA - University student Amy Tripwaller announced today that in absence of having a significant other, she was going to change her Facebook relationship status from "Single" to "Married to Laura Juarez", her roommate. Tripwaller believes this...

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Funny story: Ohio State University to Abandon Academics, Research for Sports

Ohio State University to Abandon Academics, Research for Sports

New university president, former football coach, Buford "Buck" Finster, announced that his university is eliminating all academic and research activities to concentrate entirely on sports. "It is high time that we stop being hypocritical. Student...

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Funny story: The Three "R's" - Reading Writing & Rhythm

The Three "R's" - Reading Writing & Rhythm

A pre-election report released today highly criticises the Governments poor record on education, in particular, the apparent dire intellect of many University students. The findings highlight student's general lack of global-non-awareness and wea...

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Funny story: Scottish University Shuns Sassenachs

Scottish University Shuns Sassenachs

Top British seat of learning Holyrood University has been caned for its "xenophobic" admissions procedures, writes Morag McKilty. Holyrood , graded in the world's top 20 institutions, must try harder when it comes to letting Southerners and Sassan...

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Funny story: Professor Shoots Colleagues - Gains New Freedoms For Academics

Professor Shoots Colleagues - Gains New Freedoms For Academics

Ivory tower intellectualists everywhere have taken note of the new level of entitlement achieved by a university professor. Used to having great perks attached to their jobs, she has definitely raised the bar of academic entitlement beyond anyone's e...

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Funny story: Subo culture course sensation

Subo culture course sensation

Course leader, Professor Patula de Fairt, has been sensationally removed from her post by the academic board of the University of Blackburn. A board member, Jeemy (baby) Mc Robert explained that de Fairt has been discovered to have worked an elaborat...

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Funny story: Subo culture course leader inundated with emails

Subo culture course leader inundated with emails

Professor Patula de Fiart, course leader on the newly established BA in Subo culture at the University of Blackburn is pleased and not a little bemused to have received 267 thank you emails in her inbox after announcing some details of the course.

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Funny story: Rambling Loonies start uni course

Rambling Loonies start uni course

In a daring attempt to entice the Rambling Loonies into a formal education program, the University of Blackburn, West Lothian, Scotland has released details of their degree course leading to the award of BA in Subo culture. The course has been in...

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Funny story: University Axes History of Art with Heaps of Artifice

University Axes History of Art with Heaps of Artifice

Many people appreciate art. But some university administrators don't - In Canada there's a university in Hamilton, Ontario, near a place called Wonderland. (Yes, really!) A debate has begun there about the value of the subject known as the History of...

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