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Funny story: Obama Tackles Housing Crisis in US: Squat to Own!

Obama Tackles Housing Crisis in US: Squat to Own!

President Barack Obama has decided to tackle America's Housing Crisis head on by kicking off a blockbuster marketing deal ahead of the impending 2012 elections to insure he regains his base and gets them out to vote! Dubbed "Squat to Own", the pro...

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Funny story: Unemployment: Good News

Unemployment: Good News

Just when the Government was beginning to look somewhat unstuck great news came through which should save the Coalition. Unemployment is UP and the trend is for more. Shares in the City went to an all time high as the army of jobless guaranteed fe...

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Funny story: John Boehner Claims Unemployed Should Work for Their Benefits

John Boehner Claims Unemployed Should Work for Their Benefits

Republican House Speaker hopeful, John Boehner, recently commenting on the vote to extend unemployment benefits for the nation's millions of unemployed workers, claimed that no one in this country should be getting a free ride. "If the unemployed wan...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle comes to the rescue of unemployed village residents

Susan Boyle comes to the rescue of unemployed village residents

An unlikely hero has come to the rescue of several recently unemployed village residents. Susan Boyle was so moved by the plight of 3 women who were unceremoniously dumped on the scrapheap, 2 weeks before Christmas, that she has decided to employ...

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Funny story: Research Monkey Lands Junior Physicist Job at the Hadron Collider, then is terminated next day

Research Monkey Lands Junior Physicist Job at the Hadron Collider, then is terminated next day

Geneva, Switzerland - JoJo, a rescued research monkey and former casual labor employee of Sexxxy Sadie's Topless Dance Club in Baltimore, was recently hired as a Junior Physicist to head up one of the operational systems at the Hadron Collider near G...

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Funny story: Tories failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs

Tories failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs

"Tories are failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs." Quote from English 'daily'. I know so little about politics around the world but with the recent snowfall I have seen and heard about, covering Britain, I don't see why there is a need to cut thousands of public sector jobs. The government should just change the job descriptions, give them all shovels and send these usele...

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Funny story: Virgin Media plots a Tivo injection

Virgin Media plots a Tivo injection

Daybed entertainment source for England's feckless layabout doley scroungers, Virgin Media, have announced its intention to bring a Tivo powered television service to UK couch potatoes. Those concerned that their daytime TV time is nothing but rep...

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Funny story: Republicans Say Boo Hoo to Unemployed

Republicans Say Boo Hoo to Unemployed

Republicans are giving the middle finger to unemployed Americans because they don't like the fact that Democrats or unemployed Americans. "I think the unemployed people of American have milked it for all it is worth and should get back to work. Ta...

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Funny story: Job Centre Hitlers thriving under new Tory unemployment rules

Job Centre Hitlers thriving under new Tory unemployment rules

London - (Sieg Heil! Mess): Bossy boots bastards from the British National Party are queueing up to work in the dole office now that new Tory rules allow them to turn the screws on the jobless. At one South London Jobs-Plus office regular Hitler t...

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Funny story: Mum's the word

Mum's the word

Rich families, in the South East of England and Cheshire, ditch their Eastern European au pairs and sign up for £1 an hour, welfare benefit, benefits it is reported. Realising that there was money to be made from poor people on benefits, Aranxta C...

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Funny story: Unemployment to be made illegal.

Unemployment to be made illegal.

Benefit claimants could be sent to jail under new Government proposals. Long-term dole claimants thought to be work-shy or dishonest claimants will be targeted in particular, as a prelude to an 'ethnic cleansing' type plan that will enable those...

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Funny story: A pound an hour to shovel shit

A pound an hour to shovel shit

In its latest crackdown on the workshy, the UK government is planning compulsory 'community work placements', paid at a pound an hour. Under these plans, the long term unemployed, and those deemed to have sabotaged all efforts to find them work,...

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Funny story: High school dropout says flipping burgers beneath dignity

High school dropout says flipping burgers beneath dignity

SEATTLE, WA-High school dropout Tim Mitchell, 24, feels that his current job as a McDonalds fry cook and burger maker is not suited to his abilities, and does not envision a life where his lack of secondary education and work ethic are an impedim...

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Funny story: Jobless Americans Prefer Wealth

Jobless Americans Prefer Wealth

CHICAGO - Results were released today from a University of Chicago think-tank poll showing that most unemployed Americans would prefer to be wealthy and have health insurance than live in a cardboard refrigerator box near train tracks. The ground-...

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Funny story: Unemployment at all time low...

Unemployment at all time low...

...in Afghanistan. Heavy US reliance on private security in Afghanistan has helped to line the pockets of the Taliban, a US Senate report says. Some 26,000 private security personnel, mostly Afghans, operate in Afghanistan paid for from the U.

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Funny story: 10 million unemployed people strike over their right to remain unemployed

10 million unemployed people strike over their right to remain unemployed

Today, 10 million unemployed people will go on strike, protesting against government moves to assist them to find work. The strike is being backed by the TGWU (Tossers & General Wasters Union), who have threatened to withdraw their support from t...

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Funny story: Limited success for new Jobseekers Allowance Queuebuster tickets

Limited success for new Jobseekers Allowance Queuebuster tickets

The government's latest attempt to improve services to the increasing numbers of unemployed by introducing queuebusters tickets has met with limited success. The tickets, which costs just £20, allow jobseekers to skip to the front of the line, ens...

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