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Funny story: Under Pressure, Army Unleashes New Recruiting Campaign

Under Pressure, Army Unleashes New Recruiting Campaign

With Defense Secretary Bobert (Bob) Gates calling for an increase of 22,000 soldiers, concerns are growing that the graying pitch of ARMY STRONG might not get the job done. "Though that guileless slogan had caught the eyes (and recruiter assiste...

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Funny story: Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs

Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles. Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.

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Funny story: Two Thongs Don't Make A Kite

Two Thongs Don't Make A Kite

A schoolboy genius has failed to create a kite from two borrowed thongs belonging to his sister. Little Billy Brenner from Newcastle set out to prove an old adage and succeeded. Unfortunately for Billy, her misheard the adage '2 wrongs don't make...

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Funny story: Woman arrested for stealing Knickers from Washing Lines

Woman arrested for stealing Knickers from Washing Lines

A woman was arrested in connection with a spate of knickers thefts from washing lines. Janice Brown was charged with 500 counts of stealing underwear from her neighbour's gardens over the past 2 months. Ms Brown had only gone for the 'high grade'...

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Funny story: Madoff Left Standing With Only His Underwear

Madoff Left Standing With Only His Underwear

Bernie Madoff was left standing in court wearing only his underwear before his sentencing judge today. The Honorable Denny Chin ordered that the unbelievably greedy Ponzi scheme artist return $171 billion to individuals that he distressed and also ev...

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Funny story: Can panty leg elastic save the planet?

Can panty leg elastic save the planet?

Sir Clive Sinclair, well-known for his C5 tricycle and the ZX Spectrum home computer has patented a revolutionary electrical generator that is powered by panty elastic. In a break with tradition, Sir Clive has assigned the patent rights "to all of...

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Funny story: Amanda Holden lingerie pictures story to be retracted

Amanda Holden lingerie pictures story to be retracted

A lawsuit by Amanda Holden and her husband Desmond Tutu against peeping-Tom paparazzo working for the London Daily Soft-porn News has the print and online media scrambling to expunge her images from their pages. 'Actress' Amanda Holden claimed in...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth ll Urged to Change Her Underwear

Queen Elizabeth ll Urged to Change Her Underwear

BUCKINGHAM PALACE -- Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is suffering from anus horibilis, according to a Palace source, and has been told by her personal physician that she has got to stop wearing a thong. Eddie Izzard gave a thong with Gunners on the...

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Funny story: Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Sexy PE Teacher Disciplined - The Backlash Begins

Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie. She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one...

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Funny story: Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...

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Funny story: I See London, I See France, I See China's Underpants!

I See London, I See France, I See China's Underpants!

ZHANGYIGANG VILLAGE, CHINA - Citizens of this small costal Chinese village are furious over what they say are the voyeuristic habits of American service personal on United States naval ships sailing just off their shore. There have even been claims t...

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Funny story: If Britney Can Go Without Underwear, So Can I?

If Britney Can Go Without Underwear, So Can I?

Peter Showman (Not his real name), 51, was "adamant," according to England's Kettering Evening Telegraph, that he had the right to wear whatever outfits he wanted, even though his favorite hangout was in front of Woodville Primary school in the morni...

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Funny story: Lingerie Bowl Offers More This Year

Lingerie Bowl Offers More This Year

The Lingerie Bowl, which is a pay per view event that competes with the Super Bowl, is also celebrating number 43 this year. In this competition, women dress up in lingerie (one side in white, the other in black) and compete in a game of tackle footb...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Changes Underpants

Barack Obama Changes Underpants

In his first day in office, Barak Obama, the new president of the United States, appeared to be upholding his promise for change during his term as president. Upon rising from his presidential bed, he announced that he would be changing both his u...

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Funny story: Biden and Gore Endorse New "High Tech Underwear" - Promotes Increased Sex Drive and Hair Growth!

Biden and Gore Endorse New "High Tech Underwear" - Promotes Increased Sex Drive and Hair Growth!

Washington,DC/ Washington Post/Life Style Section - VP Joe "Rambo" Biden and Hedge Fund Manager/Solar Dildo spokesman Al Gore, both agree: their new underwear has freed their libido, as well as reinvigorated their hair follicles! The exciting an...

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Funny story: Al Gore to Donate Long Underwear

Al Gore to Donate Long Underwear

Nashville - In a symbolic gesture, Al Gore, is donating all of his long underwear to charity. The former Vice President announced Wednesday, Christmas Eve, that because of the advancement of Global Warming in our world, neither he, nor anyone else...

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Funny story: Underpants Thrown At George Bush

Underpants Thrown At George Bush

A surprise visit by US President George Bush to Iraq today, has been overshadowed by an incident in which a pair of soiled underpants were thrown at him during a news conference. An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards af...

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