Carrie Prejean issued an angry press release today regarding her Larry King interview. "I never got the chance to explain to that dirty old man why I made that tape. It was God's will. I was reading my bible one day and listening to The Beach Boy...
Actress Megan Fox, star of the Transformers movies, is known for having little acting ability but two nice talents. She recently signed a contract to model underwear and will put those talents out there for all of the world to see in various styles...
The Food and Drug Administration is warning consumers to check the expiration date on any packages of edible undies that they might have at home. Once past their expiration date, this product is unsafe to wear and unfit for human consumption. Dr.
With Defense Secretary Bobert (Bob) Gates calling for an increase of 22,000 soldiers, concerns are growing that the graying pitch of ARMY STRONG might not get the job done. "Though that guileless slogan had caught the eyes (and recruiter assiste...
Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles. Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.
A schoolboy genius has failed to create a kite from two borrowed thongs belonging to his sister. Little Billy Brenner from Newcastle set out to prove an old adage and succeeded. Unfortunately for Billy, her misheard the adage '2 wrongs don't make...
A woman was arrested in connection with a spate of knickers thefts from washing lines. Janice Brown was charged with 500 counts of stealing underwear from her neighbour's gardens over the past 2 months. Ms Brown had only gone for the 'high grade'...
Bernie Madoff was left standing in court wearing only his underwear before his sentencing judge today. The Honorable Denny Chin ordered that the unbelievably greedy Ponzi scheme artist return $171 billion to individuals that he distressed and also ev...
Sir Clive Sinclair, well-known for his C5 tricycle and the ZX Spectrum home computer has patented a revolutionary electrical generator that is powered by panty elastic. In a break with tradition, Sir Clive has assigned the patent rights "to all of...
A lawsuit by Amanda Holden and her husband Desmond Tutu against peeping-Tom paparazzo working for the London Daily Soft-porn News has the print and online media scrambling to expunge her images from their pages. 'Actress' Amanda Holden claimed in...
BUCKINGHAM PALACE -- Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is suffering from anus horibilis, according to a Palace source, and has been told by her personal physician that she has got to stop wearing a thong. Eddie Izzard gave a thong with Gunners on the...
Furious protests erupted here in Wolverhampton following revelations that sexy gym teacher has been disciplined by the headmaster after she appeared on an internet website, modelling lingerie. She was snapped wearing a pink slip and a thong in one...
Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...
ZHANGYIGANG VILLAGE, CHINA - Citizens of this small costal Chinese village are furious over what they say are the voyeuristic habits of American service personal on United States naval ships sailing just off their shore. There have even been claims t...
Peter Showman (Not his real name), 51, was "adamant," according to England's Kettering Evening Telegraph, that he had the right to wear whatever outfits he wanted, even though his favorite hangout was in front of Woodville Primary school in the morni...
The Lingerie Bowl, which is a pay per view event that competes with the Super Bowl, is also celebrating number 43 this year. In this competition, women dress up in lingerie (one side in white, the other in black) and compete in a game of tackle footb...
In his first day in office, Barak Obama, the new president of the United States, appeared to be upholding his promise for change during his term as president. Upon rising from his presidential bed, he announced that he would be changing both his u...
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