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Funny story: US Sends Cold War Era Warplane Reminders to Putin

US Sends Cold War Era Warplane Reminders to Putin

The US has sent warplanes to eastern Europe in response to Putin's charge into Ukraine. At last report, six F-16's were headed to Poland while six F-15s were to go to Lithuania. In all, a full dozen planes along with a few KC-135 tankers. Anonymou...

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Funny story: Obama's sanctions on badass Russians could see Roman Abramovich's yachts impounded

Obama's sanctions on badass Russians could see Roman Abramovich's yachts impounded

Washington, DC - The US Coast Guard Service has been issued with high tech titanium grappling hooks for boarding recalcitrant Russians' super yachts in a fiendish Obama plot to freeze the nuts off Putin's billionaire henchmen. Dozens of oligarchs...

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Funny story: Putin orders Russian forces into Hawaii

Putin orders Russian forces into Hawaii

Russian president Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has ordered his crack Spacsnatz forces to seize the island of Maui in what many fear is a desperate attempt to secure a nice holiday destination for the Putins. Hot on the heels of the recent Crimean assa...

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Funny story: Putin spends entire time during Ukraine peace talks, sharpening stick with knife

Putin spends entire time during Ukraine peace talks, sharpening stick with knife

They were supposed to be the talks to bring peace to tensions between Ukraine and Russia after months of protests and aggressive sound bites from both countries. However Russian leader Vladimir Putin seemed to be in no mood to listen to compromises f...

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Funny story: Hillary Sends Washington Into Tailspin

Hillary Sends Washington Into Tailspin

Washington DC (STT News) - Potential presidential candidate and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton, has come out with guns blazing on the subject of Russia's move into Ukraine. In her words, she compared Putin's move into the Crimea like Hitler's int...

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Funny story: Putin Suffers Gash On Face From Cossacks

Putin Suffers Gash On Face From Cossacks

Members of Pussy Riot, particularly Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, were brutally whipped, sprayed and beaten by Cossacks representing Russian President Valdimir Putin at the Sochi Olympic Games. These same Cossacks have been rewarded...

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Funny story: Kerry and McCain duet to perform The Nuland Concerto on Ukraine crisis with Yats (possibly) on harmonica

Kerry and McCain duet to perform The Nuland Concerto on Ukraine crisis with Yats (possibly) on harmonica

The latest diplomatic effort from the US on the crisis in Ukraine will feature a stage performance in Kiev. This effort will be dedicated to the new government forming there under the leadership of Mr. Yatsenyuk (aka "Yats"). The US has catego...

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Funny story: Putin Sets World Record For Quickest Change Of Face In Political History

Putin Sets World Record For Quickest Change Of Face In Political History

Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the success of the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia, has suddenly had to show his darker side of the Force by invading and taking over the Crimea, a vital peninsula of his supposed ally Ukraine.

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Funny story: Vice-President Biden Suggests To President Obama That Maybe We Should Make The Ukraine Our 51st State

Vice-President Biden Suggests To President Obama That Maybe We Should Make The Ukraine Our 51st State

CHICAGO - Vice-President Biden was addressing a convention of The Global Political Movement League in the Windy City when he was asked a question by a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Savannah Bamboo with PSBM asked the vice-president w...

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Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

Justin Bieber Says He's Cancelling His Scheduled Concert Tour of The Ukraine

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber says that he hates to disappoint his thousands of fans in the Ukraine but he will not be appearing there any time soon. Bieber, under advice of his manager, his agent, his doctor, his therapist, and his makeup artist...

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Funny story: Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...

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Funny story: Hague sends the might of the Russian army back by clever rhetoric

Hague sends the might of the Russian army back by clever rhetoric

William Hague who was obviously not informed of a U.K stategy leak, said this afternoon, "Its quite simple, those wusskies are cowardly weally and a nice bit of public school debating whetoric sent them scuttling away with their tails between their l...

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Funny story: Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Not willing to sit back and accept Russian troops threatening their country, Ukraine have decided you go to war with tiny Malta because they feel they can actually pulverise the Maltese and do a Russia. There is also another reason for this unacce...

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Funny story: Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

Puerto Rico Sends 12 Grenade Launchers To The Ukraine

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - The Caribbean Sea country of Puerto Rico has just reported that they've sent some much needed weapons to the military in the Ukraine. Puerto Rican President Henry Salsa stated that he has not forgotten the shipment of 25 ca...

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Funny story: With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...

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Funny story: Spoof Mix Up Leads To Tragedy

Spoof Mix Up Leads To Tragedy

Red faced editors at Spoof HQ are busy piecing together an excuse for a regrettable error that led to tragedy, we learnt today. Through a mix up, the Spoof Crime Correspondent, Shirley Holmes, was sent to Crimea to cover the trial of Blade Runner,...

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