Germany got rid of all its leftover World War Two tanks and aircraft - "that is all we could spare - we don't want Putin mad at us", a spokesman said. The Germans threw in 10 truckloads of Bratwurst, out of guilt. France sent a tanker loaded…
A recent dig in Morocco has uncovered plesiosaurs that were able to exist in fresh water, not just salt. This has given speculation that the Loch Ness monster could have been real this whole time. A top secret Scottish marine biologists (hasn’t…
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily writer Dottie Bazooka, reports that the world-famous Manchester United Red Devils organization has donated £1.3 million [$1,565,925.40 - US] to the Ukraine war effort. Man U, man…
LONDON - (United Kingdom Satire) - Queen Elizabeth has agreed to her good friend Piers Morgan's suggestion that she take one of her over 4,700 hats and raffle it off in order to raise money for Ukraine. Queen Elizabeth praised Morgan and informed…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - London's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prince Charles has been asked by PM Boris Johnson to visit war-torn Ukraine. Chas, as Simon Cowell calls him, is politicking to possibly replace PM Johnson. There are several qu…
DNIPRO, Ukraine - (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has just stated that the Dallas Cowboys and the Los Angeles Rams have agreed to play an exhibition game at Dnipro's Freedom Fighters Field. The game will benefit the Children of Uk…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden spoke at a new conference and he informed the news media that he is proud to say that the US 7th Cavalry Regiment has just soundly defeated Putin's elite 69th Russian Bear Regiment. The 7th is als…
PUERTO DE LAS BANANAS, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - In a trade deal that will put smiles on the residents of both countries, Costa Rica and Ukraine have ironed out a trade deal that is being called The Bananas-For-Vodka Deal of 2022. In the deal w…
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just informed Ukraine that they have shipped 2 million strips of Canadian bacon to them via Delta Airlines. The bacon is from Quebec's Celine Dion Canadian Bacon Factory, and is consider…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has just informed the people of Russia that 14 more top Russian generals have defected. The DV said that the top officers are now in Poland, where they are being treated as heroes by the Polish people.
HAMBURG, Germany - (Satire News) - After extensive consideration the World Federation Alliance has decided to issue a $71.8 million fine against Vladimir Putin and the Russian nation. The fine is for Putin's blatant act of Acto Aggresatorio Muchis…
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - President Ignazio Daniele Giovanni Cassis of Switzerland, has just informed the Swiss people that he is responding to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy asking the countries of the world for help. President…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has just stated that the BMI space subsidiary company Blue Space Com, can easily and at a moments notice, shoot down anything that is up in the solar system; including spacecraft, orbital machinery, metal de…
PARIS - (Satire News) - The French governnment has just revealed the reason why they will not be sending any French troops to battle the evil Russian empire in Ukraine. President Emmanuel Macron told France's national news agency, Ooh La La, that…
ON THE WATERS OF THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just made it known that a group of Ukrainian naval fighters report that they have captured Russia's top naval officer, Admiral Svetlana Svetvinksi. The admiral was aboar…
In a great leap forward of advanced molecular cellular biology, nano-technology, and just some good old fashioned voodoo, Japanese scientists have now created an authentic giant lizard out of a normal-sized lizard. Godzilla has been born again!…
Dictator For Life Putin is facing a great conundrum with his ‘DeNazification’ of Ukraine- Russian soldiers are shooting themselves and their comrades out of confusion. They have been brainwashed into beleiving that the people of Ukraine are still und…
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