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Funny story: "Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

"Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

SAN FRANCISCO - Immediately after the mass-murder of sane, law-abiding citizens in Tucson, Arizona, the Liberal US Media and numerous Left-leaning groups practically ignored the "accused suspect" as being the "Real Killer," and proceeded to blame EVE...

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Funny story: Democrats in Congress Protest Reading of US Constitution

Democrats in Congress Protest Reading of US Constitution

WASHINGTON, DC - As one ceremony recognized John Boehner (R-OH) as current Speaker of the House, another ceremony with 13 Voodoo priests chanted and performed ritual dances involving venomous snakes, human skulls, and chicken blood. This activity in...

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Funny story: Future News: Transnationals Rewrite Constitution

Future News: Transnationals Rewrite Constitution

(Published 2030) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The entire Senate voted in favour of reamending the constitution. The constitution, only altered a few times since its inception during the Pre-Buy times, will face an entire overhaul, with the First and Secon...

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Funny story: Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

Obama Set to Name Katie Couric To Replace Robert Glibb as WH Spokesperson & Terrorist Apologist!

Another 'bomb shell' White House shocker as Obama retrenches for the coming two year battle with Republicans announcing that Robert Glibb (sic) will be promoted to the Chicago Command & Control Center in anticipation of the run up to the 2012 Pr...

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Funny story: Future News: McDonald's Buys FDA

Future News: McDonald's Buys FDA

(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration. "It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted Electronic Arts Gareth. "In a Starbucks kinda St...

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Funny story: Chrysler Recalls 367k Mini-Vans After Beer Cans Cause 'Rattling Noise!"

Chrysler Recalls 367k Mini-Vans After Beer Cans Cause 'Rattling Noise!"

Chrysler was forced to recall almost 400,000 popular mini-vans after dealers reported customer complaints of body rattles discovered to be discarded empty beer cans stashed in wheel wheels, under the spare tire, and in headliners. The problems f...

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Funny story: EU Hails New Obama-Clinton Coalition, Dissolution of Congress and Formation of Parliament in US!

EU Hails New Obama-Clinton Coalition, Dissolution of Congress and Formation of Parliament in US!

The Economic Union (EU) today was the first to recognize the fledgling new government of the United States after it was announced that a new ruling coalition of Barry Hussein Obama, and William Jefferson Clinton, had dissolved Congress, reinstated...

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Funny story: He's BACK! Bill Clinton Assumes Presidency As Obama Concedes "I can't handle this job!"

He's BACK! Bill Clinton Assumes Presidency As Obama Concedes "I can't handle this job!"

Interim President Barrack Hussein Obama was forced to admit what everyone has learned in the past two disastrous years of his Presidency: He just wasn't ready for Prime Time, a fact that led to his removal from the oval office after a bloodless coup...

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Funny story: Palin Presidency Assured in 2012

Palin Presidency Assured in 2012

Political analysts said today a new poll of American politicians indicates Sarah Palin will be the next President of the U.S., due solely to the fact no one will run for the job. The poll found any American with brains would be leaving the countr...

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Funny story: Obama on Wikileaks: It appears "Don't Ask, DON'T TELL' hasn't worked out too well!

Obama on Wikileaks: It appears "Don't Ask, DON'T TELL' hasn't worked out too well!

President Barry " Folks, I want to be your buddy, " Obama has finally been forced to make a public announcement concerning the national embarrassment over the Wikileaks hoorah which he is now linking to his push to abolish the "don't ask, don't te...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton: 'Deadly Spy Master' Walking in Rossa Klebb's Shoes?

Hillary Clinton: 'Deadly Spy Master' Walking in Rossa Klebb's Shoes?

Latest Winkileaks revelations have exposed Hillary Clinton, former First Lady, presidential candidate and current US Secretary of State, as a devious and dangerous head of a secret intelligence agency in the US known simply as the "Clinton Unilat...

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Funny story: Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark

Mexican Gangs Kill Americans, Misunderstanding Obama's "Punish Enemies" Remark

EL PASO, TEXAS - The unintended consequences of Obama's "punish our enemies" remark to Hispanics may be the murder of five Americans in Mexico in the course of a week. Journalists familiar with Mexican drug cartels and human trafficking on the border...

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Funny story: "I Love My Government" Says George Soros

"I Love My Government" Says George Soros

WASHINGTON, DC - George Soros gave a surprising endorsement of Washington, DC politics during an interview concerning the weak condition of the American economy. Instead of being critical of the Democrat-controlled Congress and Executive Branch, he u...

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Funny story: White House - "Economy Is Fantastically Boom-a-licious"

White House - "Economy Is Fantastically Boom-a-licious"

WASHINGTON, DC - Press Secretary Robert Gibbs reminded Americans of the economic paradise that this administration has brought to 99% of families living in the United States (legally or otherwise). "You should be grateful you're not forced to speak G...

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Funny story: Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

Democrat Strategists - "Too Many Weirdos Opposing Our Candidates"

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrats are concerned about losing November elections to "a bunch of Weirdos." Edmund Grayson III commented that Americans are actively resisting government practices that are "good and normal." Grayson, a Harvard graduate, explain...

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Funny story: Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate Raises Troubling Questions

Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate Raises Troubling Questions

AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND - "Birthers" have long contested Hawaii as Obama's place of birth because of "Left-leaning" efforts to hide nearly every document related to his past. The short-form, or "live birth," document repeatedly cited by administration off...

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Funny story: George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, fina...

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