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Funny story: Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...

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Funny story: Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Time/space travel a reality admits United Nations

Ny Nyson, NY, NY: Yesterday evening I was very privaliged to be shown the transporter room deep in the undercofts of the United Nations Building complex. I can attest that it is no longer 'Star Treck' fiction, although for the forseeable future, it w...

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Funny story: New cola application: naked body disposal

New cola application: naked body disposal

NEW YORK, NY - The cola wars have gotten ugly lately. Cola companies are competing to create the best flesh dissolving formulations. It all started with the mouse. The UN, as in United Nations, is taking notice, according to our source. A qui...

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Funny story: United Nations: 'Holy ayatollah, forget about AK47s - the Iranians are well on their way to the H-Bomb'

United Nations: 'Holy ayatollah, forget about AK47s - the Iranians are well on their way to the H-Bomb'

It has only been a week since the International Atomic Energy Agency report handed down a damning commentary on Iran's nuclear activities. In an excerpt from the report, the United Nations highlighted the progression of Iran's nuclear activity in the...

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Funny story: Tramps living under bridges prove that there are more than 7 billion of us!

Tramps living under bridges prove that there are more than 7 billion of us!

According to the United Nations the 7th billion person, an Indian baby, was born and this is symbolic proof that the human race has doubled over the last 50 years. "Bullshit" claim tramps living under bridges and underground tunnels, etc, the world o...

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Funny story: Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright denies the existence of Occupy Wall St,

Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright denies the existence of Occupy Wall St,

TEHRAN - On Tuesday, the President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outright rejected the notion that protests are taking place in New York City and around the world. He pointed to the absence of news coverage on Iranian television and his visit to the Un...

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Funny story: Palestine's UN Bid DOA under UN Charter Rules

Palestine's UN Bid DOA under UN Charter Rules

A funny thing happened on the way to the UN. It turns out that the UN has a Charter. It's called the "Charter of the United Nations." This is the Constitution, the Supreme Law of the United Nations. Last week Mahmoud Abbas on behalf of Palestine...

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Funny story: Chopper Reid addresses the United Nations Security Council

Chopper Reid addresses the United Nations Security Council

In a last ditch effort to save her "Swap an Illegal" deal with Malaysia, Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard has appointed Chopper Reid as Australia's Ambassador to the United Nations. This morning Chopper addressed the Security Council in...

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Funny story: French to be dropped as a UN language

French to be dropped as a UN language

Currently, the UN comprises of nearly two hundred countries, sharing some six thousand languages. In order to save the sanity of the member states, currently there are six working languages: Chinese, Spanish, English, Arabic, Russian and French. P...

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Funny story: United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

United Nations troops needed for the United Kingdom

LONDON, England: In scenes reminiscent of the Blitz, the populace of England are being terrorised by gangs of thugs. Norman Brennan the former British Transport Police officer and founder of the Victims of Crime Trust, has made this statement on na...

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Funny story: UN Offers Qadaffi a Ski Chalet in Switzerland and a Bunch of Other Stuff if he Would just, Like, You know, Fucking Leave

UN Offers Qadaffi a Ski Chalet in Switzerland and a Bunch of Other Stuff if he Would just, Like, You know, Fucking Leave

The United Nations has offered a whole bunch of "goodies", including a Swiss Ski Chalet to Libyan dictator Muammar Qadaffi if he would just "fucking leave the country so that they can declare victory and let all the rebels fall into disarray and kill...

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Funny story: CIA warns of numerology shocker for start of Ramadan

CIA warns of numerology shocker for start of Ramadan

London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today. The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidental...

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Funny story: United Nations Approves Anus Printing Identification

United Nations Approves Anus Printing Identification

GENEVA-The United Nations has unanimously given approval for Governments to introduce a new form of personal identification known as anus printing at an annual meeting in Geneva, Switzerland. Anus printing involves taking a digital photo of the a...

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Funny story: E. Coli Outbreak Kills Millions, Trillions, Quadrillions

E. Coli Outbreak Kills Millions, Trillions, Quadrillions

GENEZA, SWITZ. - The World Health Organisation (WHO) have declared the E.Coli strain found in cucumbers to be 'some new crazy shit'. Already, tabloid papers have reported deaths in European countries to have reached the millions that they foresaw,...

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Funny story: Oprah To Become World Ambassador Of Hugs

Oprah To Become World Ambassador Of Hugs

Chat show host Oprah Winfrey is set to launch a new career in the diplomatic service as the first ever World Ambassador of Hugs. United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki Moon made the announcement to the world's press ; "The executive board of t...

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Funny story: U.N. To Address Humanitarian Crisis In London

U.N. To Address Humanitarian Crisis In London

The United Nations and a host of major international charities are meeting in Zurich to discuss the increasingly dire humanitarian crisis unfolding in London in the wake of the FA Cup semi finals. Both lanes of the M1 were closed over the weekend...

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Funny story: Report: Passengers Pose More Risk than Airport Scanners

Report: Passengers Pose More Risk than Airport Scanners

NEW YORK - At the United Nations Organisation Conference on Aviation, a new report has suggested that full-body airport scanners pose no risk to traveller safety. It also found out that passengers pose even more of a risk. The United States, Br...

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