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Funny story: Big Pile Of Shit Falls On New York Street!

Big Pile Of Shit Falls On New York Street!

James and Charlotte Hampton were among native New Yorkers and tourists visiting the city who narrowly missed being crushed by a three by four foot block of iced shit that hit and smashed a street near Washington Square yesterday. The Hamptons were...

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Funny story: Nelson Knocked Off His Column By Myopic Yank - Londoners Horrified

Nelson Knocked Off His Column By Myopic Yank - Londoners Horrified

Trafalgar Square, London, just before tea time - Hundreds of shocked Londoners looked on in horror today as a pink Cadillac (but not a gay pink Cadillac) somehow surfaced in Trafalgar Square, seemingly lost, and looking for a way out. As a man got...

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Funny story: Great Britain To Be Renamed London

Great Britain To Be Renamed London

In a move welcomed by many, the government will vote today on the renaming of Great Britain. Possible suggestions on the list were Little America, America II and surprisingly New Birmingham, but yet again the capital centric government has seen sense...

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Funny story: Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

Arrival of Bill Clinton, Wyclef Jean means high times for Haiti

PORT-AU-PRINCE - "I did inhale, this time," joked Former U.S. President Bill Clinton afterward, grinning at Wyclef Jean, his intermittent travel companion to the Caribbean island country. "Aww, heck," he drawled, "maybe the other times, too!" Cli...

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Funny story: Arabian tour-operators officially open the high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian tour-operators officially open the high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian Tour-operators have spruced up their fleets of luxurious, crap wooden boats for the opening of the high - season called Exodus from that shithole called Africa. They are expecting record numbers of Black African tourists better known as the "...

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Funny story: Vacationing American Purchases Rights to Jade Goody

Vacationing American Purchases Rights to Jade Goody

BEIJING, CHINA - It would appear that jade goody has finally found a permanent resting place - the mantle of an American tourist visiting the shop of Yingyu Hao Dongxi. Mrs. Dongxi, whose name coincidentally means "Jade Goody," says she has been t...

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Funny story: Sacramento's Tent City to Promote Tourism

Sacramento's Tent City to Promote Tourism

In an effort to shed the negative connotations of shanty-dwelling, Tent City has incorporated and is in the progress of establishing a Chamber of Commerce. "We're trying to establish a system of trade here," Said Floyd "Bud" Smucker, "so far we ha...

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Funny story: Unlucky U.S. tourists help Stratford man's business

Unlucky U.S. tourists help Stratford man's business

Unfortunate U.S. travellers in the U.K. looking for William Shakespeare's birthplace have helped a Stratford man beat the credit crunch. Americans starting their journeys in London ask for tube tickets to Stratford (Upon Avon) and end up at cheek...

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Funny story: China claims potty training reduces tourism

China claims potty training reduces tourism

In a recent informal discussion during an elaborate lunch, President Hu Jin Tao, after a huge gin tonic, mentioned that he had received a report related to the problems created by Chinese style toilets. Mr Hu Flungdung said "Apparently it's not t...

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Funny story: Somalian Tourist Industry Suffers After Wave Of Pirate Attacks

Somalian Tourist Industry Suffers After Wave Of Pirate Attacks

A string of pirate attacks off the east coast of Africa have left at least 17 dead, and the Somali tourist industry in tatters. "It has been a devastating blow to us." says Abdul El-Rashid, director of Somalia's Tourist Board. "Our beachfront ho...

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Funny story: United States Travel Alert

United States Travel Alert

Travel Alert United States Department of State Bureau of Republican Affairs Washington, DC This information is current as of today. Washington D.C. - This Travel Alert is being issued to alert Washington D.C. Republicans to the fact that non-emergency employees and family members have been authorized and encouraged to have a back up vocational plan. This Travel Alert also warns all U.S. R...

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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.

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Funny story: Bush Admits Error: Tourism, Not Terrorism

Bush Admits Error: Tourism, Not Terrorism

President George W. Bush acknowledged today that he made a critical error in late 2001. He had been planning an effort to crack down on tourists. In the frenzy following the 9/11 attacks, he was announcing the plan but misspoke, saying terrorism inst...

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Funny story: Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Tokyo, Japan - "Don't come to Japan if you're a foreigner." That's the message from many Japanese hotels in a recent survey conducted by the Japanese Ministry for Tourism. "We don't have Gaijin (Japanese word for foreigner) and we don't want them...

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Funny story: American Tourist Shot for Sandals Faux Pas

American Tourist Shot for Sandals Faux Pas

An American tourist was shot and killed by anti-terror police yesterday in London yesterday after what police described as "a serious breach of anti-terror laws'. Tourist Hank Redneck, 57, was visiting the UK during a holiday with his family that...

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Funny story: Tourism Survey Shows Finland Has Fallen Off The Map

Tourism Survey Shows Finland Has Fallen Off The Map

Finland took part in an extensive study last spring to ascertain mental images associated with different countries. Unfortunately, results show that it ranks just above Iran as a welcoming destination for inquisitive foreigners. Minister for F...

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Funny story: Today's Tourists Do More Damage to Pompei Than Vesuvius!

Today's Tourists Do More Damage to Pompei Than Vesuvius!

Rivers of molten lava once froze the ancient city of Pompei dead in its tracks and since then scholars, tourists and curiosity seekers have come to the site to view the unusual phenomenon. Italian officials in charge of protecting the ancient treasur...

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