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Funny story: Cruise, Travolta To Buy Roman Coliseum

Cruise, Travolta To Buy Roman Coliseum

Rome, Italy - Two of the biggest names in Hollywood are purchasing the famous Roman Coliseum. Tom Cruise and John Travolta stumbled across the building purely by accident while vacationing with their families. Cruise says, "At first, we didn't know what the heck it was. I just thought it was a big, rundown place. A fixer upper. It looks like a lot of the tear downs in Beverly Hills...

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Funny story: Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Shock , Dismay & Anguish in Hollywood as Suri Holmes Tweets: "Help, I've Fallen & Can't Get Up!"

Paramedics rushed to the Californian Mansion of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes today after a panicked plea from Suri Holmes was picked up by one of her FaceBook friends on her social networking site. "Help, I've fallen whilst trying to get to the loo...

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Funny story: Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Joy in Beverly Hills As Suri Reunites with Katie & Tom Cruise & Drops Acrimonious Divorce Suit In Exchange for Extravagent Christmas Presents!

Hundreds of Follywood stars who collect children like Mike Vick used to collect pet dogs, breathed a sigh of relief today as Suri Holmes-Cruise dropped her divorce suit seeking separate maintenance and 'her own life' that could have set a dangerous...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Scribe Shocked to Learn 1937 Film "Wee Willie Winkie" Features Shirley Temple and has Nothing to do with the Eponymous Scottish Nursery Rhyme

TheSpoof.com Scribe Shocked to Learn 1937 Film "Wee Willie Winkie" Features Shirley Temple and has Nothing to do with the Eponymous Scottish Nursery Rhyme

Neighbors of an irregular TheSpoof.com contributor abruptly saw their world of peace and quiet come to an end this morning with staccato shouting: "What the feck? Shirley Temple as Wee Willie Winkie? And it takes place in Colonial India? You ha...

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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Drops A Bombshell: She Has Not Had Sex In Three Years

Cameron Diaz Drops A Bombshell: She Has Not Had Sex In Three Years

VENICE BEACH - Cameron Diaz who recently starred with Tom Cruise in Knight and Day revealed quite a bombshell to a reporter for Rolling Stone Magazine. Cameron said that she is not the middle aged sexpot that a lot of people think she is. Everyone...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz appear on Top Gear

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz appear on Top Gear

Pint Size Hollywood megastar, Cameron Diaz and the even shorter Tom Cruise appeared on popular motoring magazine show Top Gear, and went head to head in the reasonably priced car. But who was faster. According to the show, Diaz was 1.45.2, but...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise will go to College for 20 years to learn how to be a doctor

Tom Cruise will go to College for 20 years to learn how to be a doctor

Tom Cruise, the actor who pretended to be a doctor when he slammed Brooke Shields for taking medication, has decided to become a Doctor. It is however determined it will take him 20 years of College education to do so, during this time he will be...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Didn't Die in Plumbing Accident - So He Says

Tom Cruise Didn't Die in Plumbing Accident - So He Says

Tom Cruise has laughed off false reports that he died in a plumbing accident, he's alive and well. Rumours began spreading across the internet saying Tom "Couch Jumping" Cruise passed away following a bizarre plumbing mishap while in New Zealand.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Explains Why People Die

Tom Cruise Explains Why People Die

Tom Cruise apparently felt sorry for the reporters asking him about his next movie and enlightened us on the fact that he and the other scientologists had found what causes death. As he explained he got more and more excited, often waving his arm...

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Funny story: What Makes Tom Jump?

What Makes Tom Jump?

Now that Oprah has announced that she will soon be leaving her beloved talk show, some secrets are finally coming out. The best kept one of all is what was the real reason Tom Cruise jumped up and down on her couch"! At the time it was explai...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Buys His 3-Year-Old Daughter A $30,000 Toy Replica of An Indianapolis 500 Race Car

Tom Cruise Buys His 3-Year-Old Daughter A $30,000 Toy Replica of An Indianapolis 500 Race Car

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has always said that his best role ever has been his role as 'daddy.' Well, Tommy went out and showed his little 3-year-old princess that if mommy ever leaves daddy, it will be in her best interest to stay, or rather demand,...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise To Star In Ishtar Remake

Tom Cruise To Star In Ishtar Remake

Tom Cruise, the man who believes that everything he touches turns to gold, will star in a remake of the 80's bomb Ishtar. The film is generall considered one of the worst ever made and starred generally bankable Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty.

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Funny story: Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...

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Funny story: Man falls from cruise ship, found clinging to boy

Man falls from cruise ship, found clinging to boy

Pinellas County, Fl - A man who fell from a cruise ship Monday morning was rescued after he was found clinging to a boy; a young lad who had skipped school to do some clam diving. The man, Nigel Linquist, 46, had been enjoying the scenery as the s...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise really loses it

Tom Cruise really loses it

Police today were urgently summoned to the Hollywood home of Tom Cruise to respond to a possible suicide attempt by the famed actor / director. Reports say that Cruise, for years a devoted member to the church of Scientology, was busy watching s...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise to make 'Last Samurai II'

Tom Cruise to make 'Last Samurai II'

Filming has finally begun on the long awaited sequel to "The Last Samurai" after Tom Cruise and Billy Connolly agreed to work together again following a bitter fallout during a promotional interview in Hamburg for the first and supposedly last "Last...

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