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Funny story: "The Greatest Talk Show Ever" Set To Replace Soap After 54 Years, May Replace Oprah

"The Greatest Talk Show Ever" Set To Replace Soap After 54 Years, May Replace Oprah

In a bold, brilliant move, CBS has announced its plans to replace As The World Turns, which has been generating ad revenue since 1956, with a 'View'-like talk show hosted by six women. "We looked at several different programs to replace 'As The Wo...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ on The View: "I Shall Smite Duck Boats, Elizabeth is a Turd."

Jesus Christ on The View: "I Shall Smite Duck Boats, Elizabeth is a Turd."

Jesus Christ, ranked #2 in the Holy Triumvirate, told the cast of the View that He will smite tourist-trap Duck Boats, beginning today. Jesus, clad in Holy Robes from Vera Wang's "Fall Messiah" collection, explained that both Duck Boats and a cert...

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Funny story: "Sex And The City" Star Cynthia Nixon Appears On 'The View' and Says Her Gal Pal Has Man Boobs

"Sex And The City" Star Cynthia Nixon Appears On 'The View' and Says Her Gal Pal Has Man Boobs

HOLLYWOOD - Appearing on the View and surrounded by quite a gathering of journalistic vultures, Cynthia Nixon sat in the middle of the sofa taking questions left and right from the assorted highly-paid professional 'mouthpieces.' Whoopi Goldberg a...

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Funny story: David Blaine Sets Record For A Male Watching "The View"

David Blaine Sets Record For A Male Watching "The View"

David Blaine sat in the background while The View was on live for four and a half days, breaking the old record set by Jonathon Winters two years ago, who made it through three days and fifteen minutes. "I knew this would be the Biggie", stated Bl...

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Funny story: The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!

The Elisabeth Hasselbeck - Erin Andrews Feud Turns Ugly!

HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters of The View did her best to try and diffuse the big verbal feud between fellow View host Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Dancing With The Stars castoff, Erin Andrews. Hasselbeck, the somewhat prettier version of GOPrincess Ann...

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Funny story: Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walters apparently farted in front of a live audience today during the morning taping of "The View" in turn asphyxiating the hole panel audience and security staff. 66th Street is cordoned off and it is suggested commuters take alternate...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg 'Shoots' Ann Coulter in the Face on "The View"

Whoopi Goldberg 'Shoots' Ann Coulter in the Face on "The View"

Ann Coulter was the sultry centerpiece of hot girl-on-girl action on The View, unabashedly revealing her ass to millions (OK, maybe only thousands) of hard-core fans tuning in to watch Whoopi give the skinny little twinkie a long overdue spanking.

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell's version of a New Variety Show "Rosie Live" canceled

Rosie O'Donnell's version of a New Variety Show "Rosie Live" canceled

Hollywood, California - Promoted to the tune of a catchy jingle that promised viewers that if they tuned into the new variety show "Rosie Live" hosted by Rosie O'Donnell they could expect a train wrack or meltdown of controversy was dropped by NBC to...

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Funny story: Barbara Walters, Star Jones in Celebrity MMA Fight

Barbara Walters, Star Jones in Celebrity MMA Fight

Following comments made by Ms. Jones about her "hateful" co-hosts on the morning television series "The View", Barbara Walters released a few choice comments of her own to reporters after a recent taping of the show. "The blimp really needs to...

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Funny story: Cindy Lou McCain's Cleft Interviewed on The View!

Cindy Lou McCain's Cleft Interviewed on The View!

Decked out in fire engine red pants suit and bleached blonde hair Beer Baronness Cindy Lou McCain's cleft gave a brilliant interview on the Morning TV show, The View. The much younger and much richer Cindy, the heiress for whom POW and politically am...

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Funny story: Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to Co-Host "The View"

Osama Bin Laden to Co-Host "The View"

Barbara Walters has announced that in the coming weeks, Osama Bin Laden will serve as guest-host on "The View." Bin Laden approached Walters about the possibility following Joy Behar's comments last week about the absence of prophets i...

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Funny story: Berry Manilow pulls a Rosie; stiffs The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's views

Berry Manilow pulls a Rosie; stiffs The View because of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's views

Los Angeles, California - Proving once again that super liberal true believers like Rosie O'Donnell can dish it out but cannot take it, Berry Manilow announced he canceled his scheduled appearance on The View once he discovered there was a conser...

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Funny story: Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window

Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window

The world's most anxious man, Mr Oliver Dear from local Hamlet Chutney-on-Frinton has been awarded the title of the World's Most Anxious Man. The aptly named man is our new regular contributor. Read the dispatches from the front line of his life.

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg to Replace Rosie O'Donnell on The View

Whoopi Goldberg to Replace Rosie O'Donnell on The View

Whoopi Goldberg has signed a contract to replace Rosie O'Donnell on The View. Whoopi, another actress who started out as a comedian and had her own talk show, is hoped to bring some civility and normalcy to the show.

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Funny story: T-rex Rosie Replacement

T-rex Rosie Replacement

Only one day after CBS announced David Letterman, of the Late Show, will be replaced by George W. Bush word comes that Rosie O'Donnell of The View will be replaced with Gracie Rex, a tyrannosaurus. "We really wanted someone with a kinder, g...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Split The View Over Split-Screen? Reason why her aide drew mustache on Elisabeth's photo?

Rosie O'Donnell Split The View Over Split-Screen? Reason why her aide drew mustache on Elisabeth's photo?

Hollywood, California - According to TheSpoof.com's reliable sources, Rosie left the View not so much over the spat she had with Elisabeth (allegedly Rosie is quite found of her), but over a producer's decision to maximize the show's rati...

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