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Funny story: Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

As Britain's annual love affair with lawn tennis came to its usual unrewarded end on Sunday, there were sounds of laughter emanating from SW19. "Oh, I love it," says EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas. "Every year it's the sa...

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Funny story: Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

The untimely exit of UK No 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, from this year's Wimbledon, has been laid at the feet of Bassett's the sweet maker, by fans of the Scottish tennis star. Wilma Scorelift, chair of the Andy Murray supporters club said that t...

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Funny story: Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine

Queen's Reaction To Rafael Nadal's Shorts Routine

Wimbledon, England: After viewing the first set of Wimbledon's semi-finals between Rafael Nadal and Andrew Murray, the Queen leaned over to her gentleman in waiting seated to her left and was overheard to inquire: Why did Mr. Nadal repeatedly appeare...

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Funny story: Trouble Flares In Burnley As Petra Kvitova Beats Maria Sharapova In Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final

Trouble Flares In Burnley As Petra Kvitova Beats Maria Sharapova In Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final

Police in full riot gear are struggling to maintain order in Burnley, Lancashire, as fans of Russian tennis star, Maria Sharapova went on the rampage, following their heroine's Wimbledon Ladies Singles Final defeat to Czech, Petra Kvitova. The tro...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Maria Sharapova Voted Sexiest Armpits at Wimbledon

Wimbledon, which some think is mostly a British event, has come under a barrage of new international scrutiny for by the IAFA, the International Armpit Fetish Association. Ivan Pectoralva, president of the IAFA announced that tennis is the greate...

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Funny story: Sharapova Mania Sweeps Burnley, Lancashire

Sharapova Mania Sweeps Burnley, Lancashire

It's official - Burnley, Lancashire, has come down with a severe case of Sharapove mania. Unemployed wasters in the town - famous for having Britain's cheapest house - have taken to Maria Sharapova, and huddle around TV sets whenever the Russian tenn...

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Funny story: British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

The only British man who is any good at tennis lost today to one of the many, many blokes who just happen to be better than him at it. "He lost well", said Susan Crochet, tennis correspondent of The Daily Middlebrow "he lost to the standard we've...

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Funny story: Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is actually a horny Siberian Moose mating call!

Sharapova's boyfriend has confirmed that her grunt is actually a horny Siberian Moose mating call!

Maria Sharapova, Queen of the grunting Queens, has made her comeback, turned up the volume once more and reached the Wimbledon final. The other three semi-finalists also drove the crowds bananas with their grunting too and they all just happened t...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2011: Maria Sharapova To Wear Crotchless Knickers In Final

Wimbledon 2011: Maria Sharapova To Wear Crotchless Knickers In Final

Maria Sharapova, who yesterday reached the Wimbledon Women's Singles final for the first time since 2004, after beating the German wildcard, Sabine Lisicki, has announced that she will play Saturday's match against Petra Kvitova wearing a pair of cro…

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Funny story: Nadal Shitting Himself Over Murray Semi-Final

Nadal Shitting Himself Over Murray Semi-Final

Andy Murray eased past Spain's Feliciano Lopez to reach his third successive Wimbledon Men's semi-final, and set up another meeting with Rafael Nadal, who was said to be shitting himself at the prospect. British number one Murray dominated from th...

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Funny story: Britain: Has-Been Nation Flexes Sporting Muscles

Britain: Has-Been Nation Flexes Sporting Muscles

Long regarded as being an over the hill nation, oft derided by its many detractors, lampooned for its relaxed immigration policies, mocked for failing to keep the 21st Century pace, its broken infrastructure, its lack of any significant military or i...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Blows Gasquet at Wimbledon Today

Andy Murray Blows Gasquet at Wimbledon Today

Not since the days when John McEnroe roamed the turf at Wimbledon has so much controversy been heard of. When he complained that "the ball was definitely in!" There was room for human error. However, within a decade all that changed and the decisions...

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Funny story: Queen Latifah and Charles Barkley Have Agreed To Star In "Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mamas of Tennis"

Queen Latifah and Charles Barkley Have Agreed To Star In "Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mamas of Tennis"

LOS ANGELES - Noted motion picture producer Sheboygan Saddlewood has just announced that he will be producing and directing the TriMoon Films production of Serena and Venus Williams - The Two Big Mama's of Tennis. The film will star Queen Latifah...

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Funny story: Andy Murray tells his mum to stop flashing her tits at Wimbledon

Andy Murray tells his mum to stop flashing her tits at Wimbledon

Andy Murray has carpeted his mum Judy for embarrassing him at Wimbledon. Blonde Judy has been double faulting with her son's potential quarter final opponent Feliciano Lopez. Divorcee Judy Murray, who describes herself as slim, attractive, gsoh...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Vows To Give It His Best Shot (Again)

Andy Murray Vows To Give It His Best Shot (Again)

British number 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, the gaunt, unshaven Scot, has vowed to give it his best shot, and to try his very bestest as he tries to become the first home-based player to win the Wimbledon title in more than 500 years this week. M...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Other than being extremely annoying, the constant grunting of tennis players at this year's Wimbledon tennis championships may have far wider implications. Shit! Social observers have noticed a marked increase in antisocial grunting, swearing,...

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Funny story: Police And Environmental Health Called In Over Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon Screeching

Police And Environmental Health Called In Over Maria Sharapova's Wimbledon Screeching

Police and Environmental Health Officers interrupted today's proceedings on Wimbledon's Number One Court, where Russian former champion, Maria Sharapova was playing Great Britain's 17 year old hopeful, Laura Robson in a ladies singles match. The o...

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