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Funny story: Teen Slams Door, Then Regrets It

Teen Slams Door, Then Regrets It

Junie Janie Renfrow of Boogertown slammed the door to her room Friday night after her parents had told her she could go out with friends but that 16-year-olds should be home by 11 O'Clock. Then she immediately regretted it. "Stupid Door!" yelled...

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Funny story: British Teenie Humpers Hit The Mark 50% More than their Elders

British Teenie Humpers Hit The Mark 50% More than their Elders

No one quite comprehends how it is that a 13 year old boy from Hackneye can fertilze his 15 year old squeeze and mature and well developed British males can't get their fertile and very feminine fully grown ladies with child. Puritan party lead...

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Funny story: Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Young Lady Chantelle of Eastbourne apparently united with a veritable kingdom of 13 year old British boyos. Why else would the line at the Paternity Testing Clinic of Eastbourne reach the 70 miles southeast to London. It seemed as if ever new teenage...

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Funny story: Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

What's it all about Alfie? As if all the bad weather wasn't enough, breaking news reveals that a three foot tall thirteen-year-old has sired a baby, who's a full foot taller than her father already! Baby Daisy tipped the scales at a whopping 56lbs...

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Funny story: Woman encountering over-puberty

Woman encountering over-puberty

Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty. 18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...

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Funny story: Parents Use Dogs to Sniff Scent of Drugs on Teens

Parents Use Dogs to Sniff Scent of Drugs on Teens

Parents in Snifataway, New York, attempting a novel approach at detecting teen drug use, are encountering unexpected results. Employing dogs trained to sniff out contraband from international shipping containers, borrowed from the New York Port Au...

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Funny story: Vigilante Lacrosse Girls - Part 1

Vigilante Lacrosse Girls - Part 1

Throughout history, dire circumstances breed vigilantes. The Minutemen of the revolution, the Texas Rangers, the Guardian Angels of New York, and now: High School Varsity Lacrosse Girls! Ruthless, mysterious, and frustratingly misunderstood, these girls fight crime in their town because there's just nothing better to do after school-plus, their parents usually aren't home. It was a decepti...

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Funny story: The power of music

The power of music

A new device has been recently tested that scientists believe will make Britian's streets a safer place. The invention in question is already a hit with OAPs who have had the use of it for two months. "Absolutely brilliant, the yobs flee like c...

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Funny story: Pregnant Schoolgirls Entered Into Pact With Principal - Suggestion

Pregnant Schoolgirls Entered Into Pact With Principal - Suggestion

Seventeen teenage schoolfriends who all fell pregnant at the same time, may have entered into a pact with the school's principal, it has been suggested.

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Funny story: Top 5 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to be on Hardcore Drugs:

Top 5 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to be on Hardcore Drugs:

1.) Drugs are insanely cool. Teens can jump start their popularity status by just injecting a couple of heroin shots-it's just that easy. Try mixing different hardcore drugs to get stronger effects; plus the higher you get, the cooler you become.

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Funny story: Shock as young "mobimoron" woman doesn't use mobile phone

Shock as young "mobimoron" woman doesn't use mobile phone

A seventeen-year old woman sent shock waves through the public transport system of a major city today when she travelled from the suburbs to the centre, keeping her mobile phone in her bag for the entire journey.

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Funny story: Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

HOLLYWOOD - Producers here are apologizing to audiences today after they allowed an ugly person to appear in their teen movie entitled "Good-Looking People Get Killed Because of Technology." "We are very embarrassed," said Milton Lee, Director and...

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Funny story: 'I'm wicked and I'm lazy'

'I'm wicked and I'm lazy'

Gaz Swanton from Salford, Manchester is OFFICIALLY Britain's laziest individual.

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Funny story: Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers across the United States were ask to vote on their favorite places to take a date. The survey required them to be specific; in other words, they could not say "the mall," but had to pick a specific mall. After auditing over 128,...

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Funny story: Crappy websites may cause suicides

Crappy websites may cause suicides

People surfing the web are more likely to commit suicide than people who watch Fox television, a study says.

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Funny story: British Teens Drink A Hundred Bottles of Beer and Are Off the Wall!

British Teens Drink A Hundred Bottles of Beer and Are Off the Wall!

A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.

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Funny story: New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...

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