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Funny story: Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Endorses Bud Light

Ted Kennedy Endorses Bud Light

Senator Ted Kennedy has announced his endorsement on Super Sunday. It has yet to be seen whether Kennedy's stamp of approval will translate into victory throughout the 2008 sports season.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

Ted Kennedy Announces He Will Not Run For President (Again)

In the wake of the beginning of the primary/caucus season, Senator Ted Kennedy has made is usual announcement: "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Boston, MA (USA Today) - Senator Ted "I'll drink to that" Kennedy has proposed the addition of DUI Lanes to all interstate freeways.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Head is Still Growing at Phenomenal Rate.

Ted Kennedy's Head is Still Growing at Phenomenal Rate.

BOSTON - Senator Edward Kennedy underwent surgery Friday at Massachusetts General Hospital. The operation, performed by Dr. Richard Cambria, the hospital's chief of vascular surgery, was completed without complications, and the Massachusetts Demo...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy: Immigratin' La Vida Loca

Ted Kennedy: Immigratin' La Vida Loca

It's ironic that Ted Kennedy has Fox News to credit for his latest career move.

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Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Loses Voice: Cape Wind in Jeopardy

Ted Kennedy Loses Voice: Cape Wind in Jeopardy

Senator Edward (Ted) Kennedy has developed a severe case of laryngitis, said a Kennedy spokesman today. Doctors for the Senate leader said today that the severe sore throat was caused by a lengthy filibuster.

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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

Alberto Gonzales Called A Greasy Wetback

WASHINGTON D.C.--(NOBSDCNOOZ) Attorney General Alberto Gonzales insisted yesterday he had only a small role in the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors. Disbelieving senators reacted calling the Attorney General a "gre...

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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy storms on DNC stage and rants

Ted Kennedy storms on DNC stage and rants

BOSTON, Mass. -- Teddy Kennedy couldn't wait. He pushed aside five guards and three Democrat Party officials and gave his major speech at the Democratic National Convention hours early.

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Funny story: NRA Awards Kennedy and Feinstein

NRA Awards Kennedy and Feinstein

The National Rifle Association today attempted to mend fences with long time foe Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts. In an award ceremony, NRA's Wayne LaPierre told the Senator, who is a long time supporter of banning handguns, "We now wis...

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Funny story: Kennedy Shoots Neighbor, Reforms Tax Code

Kennedy Shoots Neighbor, Reforms Tax Code

HYANNIS PORT, Ma. - Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Ma., shot a neighbor in the groin early Thursday morning, and reformed the US tax code. Both actions were apparently accidental. A Kennedy family spokesman said that the senator was in the family compound whe...

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Funny story: TIVO captures Ted Kennedy Costume Malfunction

TIVO captures Ted Kennedy Costume Malfunction

Washington, D.C. - Senator Ted Kennedy apologized Monday to anyone who was offended when his pierced left breast was exposed during an interview in the capital building.

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