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Funny story: Where the Child Things Are

Where the Child Things Are

The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another John McCain called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I'LL RUIN THE LEGISLATIVE PROCESS!" so he stomped off to bed without passing anything. That very night in Ted's room a chaos grew and grew and grew until his ceiling hung with pointless obstructions and the walls of Congress became the world all around Ted and a tide tumb...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Reads to Children in Hospital

Ted Cruz Reads to Children in Hospital

Children being treated at a Washington, D.C. hospital got a welcome surprise Tuesday when Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) gave them a bedtime reading of "Green Eggs and Ham," the classic Dr. Seuss story about health care reform. "I'm an Ass," he began, standing before the roomful of sick children in their hospital beds. "Ass I am. "That Ass I am! That Ass I am! I will not treat you Ass I am.

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Funny story: The Stunning Transformation of Senator Ted Cruz, 'I Resisted the Change but Have Surrendered!', Renounces Conservative Politics, Champions Obamacare, Embraces His 'Inner Mexican Laborer', Begs Obama for Forgiveness Barefoot on his Knees

The Stunning Transformation of Senator Ted Cruz, 'I Resisted the Change but Have Surrendered!', Renounces Conservative Politics, Champions Obamacare, Embraces His 'Inner Mexican Laborer', Begs Obama for Forgiveness Barefoot on his Knees

In a stunning political development that has become the talk of Washington, Senator Ted Cruz announced yesterday that he has had a dramatic awakening and a complete, sudden transformation. He is no longer a Conservative. He is no longer a Republican.

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Funny story: Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

BREAKING NEWS : In a startling and dramatic political gambit Texas junior Senator Ted Cruz (R) invaded the House chamber today brandishing an automatic rifle, two pistols and several hand grenades. The event happened sometime after the lunch reces...

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Funny story: Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

Bad Breath Ends Senator Cruz's Marathon Speech - Listerine Stock Rises on News

The senate voted on Wednesday to terminate Senator Ted Cruz's (R-TX) marathon speech. For 21 hours and 19 minutes, Cruz leveled a verbal assault on President Obama's signature healthcare law. The unanimous vote came after Senators could no longer sta...

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Funny story: Congress to Recess until after 2016 Election - "Grand Bargain" Struck by Pelosi and Boehner

Congress to Recess until after 2016 Election - "Grand Bargain" Struck by Pelosi and Boehner

Special to TPN - Following a meeting described as "amicable," Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and John Boehner (R-OH) announced that Congress will adjourn until after the 2016 election cycle. Pelosi opened a joint news conference by saying, "We both felt th...

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Funny story: 'Cruz' Control Needed, Says Immigration Reform Advocate

'Cruz' Control Needed, Says Immigration Reform Advocate

Lester Montoya, speaking for the group Rational Law Reform, said yesterday that Texas Senator Ted Cruz has gone too far in his latest proposed amendment to the senate bill designed to overhaul immigration policy in the U.S. The amendment would req...

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