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Funny story: Teacher's Human Rights Violated as Students Don't Let Him Join In Marbles

Teacher's Human Rights Violated as Students Don't Let Him Join In Marbles

In Finland yesterday, a teacher issued a complaint to the National Education Board after being victim to a violation of human rights. Mr Brian Svornson, 28, issued the complaint after he claimed that his students "would not allow him to join in...

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Funny story: Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Geography Teacher Plot to Bore Students to Death Uncovered

Teachers at a high school in De Moines, Iowa, had been planning to bore all their pupils to death - by changing schedules so that every class would be a geography lesson - in a revenge attack for the students inabil...

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Funny story: SATS tests are too taxing, says teacher

SATS tests are too taxing, says teacher

Standard Assessment Tests (SATs) are too difficult, say Britain's teachers, who struggle to mark the papers.

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Funny story: Teachers' Strike Crisis - Riot Averted!

Teachers' Strike Crisis - Riot Averted!

Concerns over rioting at the recent teacher's strike about pay proved to be unfounded and the demonstration passed off peacefully. Police had been concerned about potential flare ups following violent incidents at the recent NUT Head teacher'...

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Funny story: Third grade teacher arraigned on Federal firearms possession charges for having handgun in class -- blames school budget cuts and statewide testing

Third grade teacher arraigned on Federal firearms possession charges for having handgun in class -- blames school budget cuts and statewide testing

Santa Ana, California - Arrested on federal charges for having a handgun and bullets in her third grade classroom in early April, the teacher entered a not guilty plea in a Santa Ana courtroom today. Through her attorney, she insisted she never inte...

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Funny story: Teachers strike to hit small industries where it hurts

Teachers strike to hit small industries where it hurts

Corduroy elbow pad manufacturer Elroy McManus told of his deep fears for the future of his company should the teacher strike continue.

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Funny story: Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

Teachers Strike Sparks Nationwide Happiness!

A teacher's strike which could see millions of kids better off has been praised by politicians and adults the length and breadth of Britain.

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Funny story: NUTS Strike UK Schools!

NUTS Strike UK Schools!

National Union of Teachers will strike across the UK this week to protest the plight of teachers. The union purposely chose the acronym NUTS to declare the widely acknowledged fact that you have got to be NUTS to want to be a teacher.

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Funny story: Poor Schooling in Britain

Poor Schooling in Britain

The poor state of English, maths, history, geography, science, French and everything else taught in state schools, is being blamed on the 6-fold rise in the employment of unqualified teachers in schools to almost 17,000.

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Funny story: National Union of Teachers call to offer faith class choice

National Union of Teachers call to offer faith class choice

Imams, rabbis and priests should be allowed to offer religious instruction to pupils in all state schools, teachers' leaders have said. Speaking on behalf of the union Ron Cake explained that the move would promote community cohesion in modern B...

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Funny story: High School Virgin Sues Health Teacher for Not Teaching Her Sex

High School Virgin Sues Health Teacher for Not Teaching Her Sex

A virgin high school freshman has filed a lawsuit against her health teacher for "refusing to show her how to have sex." Laura Morris, was unsure how to have sex, so she went to seek help from her health teacher, Derrick Caldwell.

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Funny story: Rich Boy turned Teacher?

Rich Boy turned Teacher?

(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.

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Funny story: Teacher fired for extortion

Teacher fired for extortion

A primary school teacher from Liverpool was fired for extorting pocket money from children.

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Funny story: Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...

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Funny story: Philosopher Snaps His Towel at Gym Discovery

Philosopher Snaps His Towel at Gym Discovery

A philosopher at Rodin University is pioneering a new thought in maxims. Until now the research of old maxims using new methods has been severely lacking and the time has come for a change.

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Funny story: Ave I Got Newz 4 U!!

Ave I Got Newz 4 U!!

Innit, thoouugh? How many times have we seen that rebellious character of Lauren in her cynical Catherine Tate Show mocking and arguing with teachers using her 'amusing,' pinky, street girl, slang language? You can tell where the inspiration is from.

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Funny story: Inner City students demand inspiring, single, white, female teacher before improving academic performance.

Inner City students demand inspiring, single, white, female teacher before improving academic performance.

A group of students attending PS53, have collectively signed a petition, stating their demands as wanting a "Michelle Pfeiffer-esque single white female teacher" to truly inspire and motivate them. They refuse to raise their aggregate GPA o...

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