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Funny story: More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis

The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together! Andy "Handy" Doodler says that people are naturally cu...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious

Hollywood - Unconfirmed reports are flooding in with the shock news that wholesome Texan Disney girl next door, Selena Gomez, went to bed in the early hours of this morning with Twilight hunks, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Skoob Entertainm...

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Funny story: Bullets Barely Miss Taylor Lautner!

Bullets Barely Miss Taylor Lautner!

A close call yesterday as Taylor Lautner and a friend were walking around in Los Angeles, going to get something to eat while discussing upcoming tryouts, when Lautner bent over to retie his shoe. They immediately heard the sound of gunfire and of...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Mutual friends say that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are still seeing each other and are even more serious than a year ago. At the time the two were overwhelmed by the paparazzi and schedules so that they were forced to give it up and get back...

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Funny story: Teenage Hearthrob Lubner Lautner to Film Next Subway Commercial in Hog Jaw

Teenage Hearthrob Lubner Lautner to Film Next Subway Commercial in Hog Jaw

Lubner Lutner, "Lube" for short, is coming back home to Hog Jaw to film a commercial for the Subway sandwich shop chain to be aired on local Arkansas television stations. Said Sally Ryder, Lube's old flame from high school, "We always knew Lube would...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva Seen Flirting At A Russian Restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga

Taylor Lautner and Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva Seen Flirting At A Russian Restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California - Taylor Lautner, aka Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga series, was seen dining with Mel Gibson's ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva, at one of the fanciest Russian Restaurants in Rancho Cucamonga. The happy couple was fl...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

Robert Pattinson Tells Taylor Lautner, "You're Next!"

After the past week of words and fists flying between actor Robert Pattinson and ex-friend Tim Sturridge, Pattinson has now challenged Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. "I don't know what you're talking a...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Secretly Dating Heidi Montag

Taylor Lautner Secretly Dating Heidi Montag

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag were seen at West Hollywood's trendy restaurant, The Texas Cattle Stampede Steakhouse. Lautner 18, said that he has had a crush on Montag ever since he first saw here on the reality show The Hills.

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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Sand Castle Pictures and Lionsface Studios has announced that they will soon begin production on the Salvo Classacotti film My Mother Was A Taylor She Sewed My New Blue Je...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner NOT Dead!

Taylor Lautner NOT Dead!

The news sent many a teenager running to the telephone about an hour ago with the CCB News Network announcing that Twilight actor, Taylor Launner was NOT dead. Apparently, there was a part time actor who did commercials that had been badly injured...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner Doing The 'Do' In Detroit

DETROIT - The little girl who wants to be a big girl real bad and her new friend Taylor Lautner were reportedly in Detroit, aka MoTown hanging out and letting it all hang out. Miley who has pole danced, lap danced, and gone knicker-less in the pas...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Taylor Lautner, Friend Arrested For Terrorism After Airplane Lands

Stopping off on an emergency landing in Atlanta, Actors Taylor Lautner and another actor thought to be Jimmy Walker were handcuffed and told to shut up and to keep walking after government officers marched the two through the airport in Atlanta. "...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Says That He's Waiting For That Certain Someone

Taylor Lautner Says That He's Waiting For That Certain Someone

Taylor Lautner told reporters yesterday that he wished that they would let up on the news that he's marrying Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga. "You guys got me doing all kinds of things. I'd have to be a cat with six peckers in order to carr...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner To Be Bigger Than Robert Pattinson Says Perez Hilton

Taylor Lautner To Be Bigger Than Robert Pattinson Says Perez Hilton

Overrated internet sensation Perez Hilton - who with a mere 10 million daily readers is only marginally more popular than theSpoof.com - has informed the world, that in his opinion, Taylor Lautner will become much bigger than Twilight love rival, Rob...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner As Teen Wolverine? Jakeman Says 'Yes!'

Taylor Lautner As Teen Wolverine? Jakeman Says 'Yes!'

Although Taylor Lautner has been a great werewolf, will he sign on to play "X-Men: First Class" which shows the X-Men in their teen years? "I think he would if asked", stated Hugh Jackman, who plays the adult version. "If they can make him into a...

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